[Mrs. Jemima Cameltoe]

Re: Radical Queers Attempt to REWRITE the Bible!!

I know I've said this before, but my ancestors were those of the Isle of Mists. Yes, I speak of the priestesses of Avalon. We did not go to war even though we were taught to defend ourselves. We did our best to aid the state of our world with our magic. I understand that the Celts were actually a violent race WHEN PROVOKED. We fought for the freedom to practice as we saw fit. Few of us were the agitated type that would fight over property and items.

The Indian in me was a hunter of animals and the biggest kill was like the fact that your men are the providers of your families. The greatest killer provided the food for the winters that would yield little food. The only time they fought the white man is when they felt threatened like when Radcliff would try to establish Jamestown. This was their land before it was ours. Take a look at the history of Pocahontas.

She speaks the truth. Look at the fabric the unsheathed sword rests upon. If I know my Celtic history, that is none other than the Sacred Quilt of Mists.

[Brother Temperance]

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Thank you,
I am a woman. What I'm saying is that it's coming to an age where there will be alot of people with the gender confusion disorder.

That sounds pretty scary. It won't happen until after we've been raptured, right?

[whattheheckman]

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That sounds pretty scary. It won't happen until after we've been raptured, right?

you just keep waiting on that rapture of yours
hopefully you'll realize soon enough that it's not gonna happen and get a life of your own

[JennyD]

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She speaks the truth. Look at the fabric the unsheathed sword rests upon. If I know my Celtic history, that is none other than the Sacred Quilt of Mists.

>DING DONG< Avalon calling!

<snort>

Sorry, I just can't take this silliness seriously. Miss Child of Bacon over there makes all these preposterous claims about her caveman ancestors, as though there weren't a vast gap between then and now, and as if she actually had been there and had any clue what the caveman world was like! "Oh, they were peaceful and loving, except when they were bashing one another's brains in with clubs or rocks, or sacrificing babies to that shiny bright thing in the night sky or to a big tree!"

Then we have Goin'toHellMan yammering like a retard who just found a candy bar in the kitty litter box because "666" came up in the address for the thread. So did "baptist"! Did you notice that, my little Special Olympian? I thought not.

Seriously, I don't know what the point of witnessing to these two would be. The Avalon Lady is going to try to sell you cheap perfume in a tacky bottle, and the HomerTard is going to try to sell you a romp in his nether regions.

I, for one, am not buying!

[Alky: Child of Baccus]

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I don't think any of these people look at the FULL picture of anything but the bible, or so they claim
if it supports anything that isn't landover, it's obviously sinful and bound to get you sent to hell for eternity
and I wonder if the fact that the number "666" is in the link to this page is a sign from god?
well, you people HAVE supposedly been praying for me to find a path to god, and now i'm here and see the sign of the devil in the URL for this page... hmmmmmmmmm... coincidence?

Good one! Thank you for getting that through. I for one can't go to hell. Maybe they're going to hell!?

She speaks the truth. Look at the fabric the unsheathed sword rests upon. If I know my Celtic history, that is none other than the Sacred Quilt of Mists.

I wasn't talking aout the sheets below. I was pointing out the sword.

That sounds pretty scary. It won't happen until after we've been raptured, right?

It's happening with every child born per day.

>DING DONG< Avalon calling!

<snort>

Sorry, I just can't take this silliness seriously. Miss Child of Bacon over there makes all these preposterous claims about her caveman ancestors, as though there weren't a vast gap between then and now, and as if she actually had been there and had any clue what the caveman world was like! "Oh, they were peaceful and loving, except when they were bashing one another's brains in with clubs or rocks, or sacrificing babies to that shiny bright thing in the night sky or to a big tree!"

Then we have Goin'toHellMan yammering like a retard who just found a candy bar in the kitty litter box because "666" came up in the address for the thread. So did "baptist"! Did you notice that, my little Special Olympian? I thought not.

Seriously, I don't know what the point of witnessing to these two would be. The Avalon Lady is going to try to sell you cheap perfume in a tacky bottle, and the HomerTard is going to try to sell you a romp in his nether regions.

I, for one, am not buying!

Don't make fun of that because some of us have glimpsed it through the fog. We're becoming worthier of our safehaven. Yes, we were there. Through astral projection we are able to see who we were in past lives, and I was one of the priestesses.

Just because he's a homosexual doesn't mean that he's advertising.

I don't do perfume either.

[VictoryOS]

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Don't make fun of that because some of us have glimpsed it through the fog.

Glimpsed it through the fog? Probably more like "hallucinated it through the clouds of reefer smoke".

[Brother Temperance]

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you just keep waiting on that rapture of yours
hopefully you'll realize soon enough that it's not gonna happen and get a life of your own

Why would I want a life of my own when I can have life eternal with Jesus Christ?

Good one! Thank you for getting that through. I for one can't go to hell. Maybe they're going to hell!?

Why exactly can't you go to Hell? Did you get a note from your mommy excusing you?

It's happening with every child born per day.

Are you claiming that every child born every day has gender queerness disorder? Now you're just being ridiculous.

Don't make fun of that because some of us have glimpsed it through the fog. We're becoming worthier of our safehaven. Yes, we were there. Through astral projection we are able to see who we were in past lives, and I was one of the priestesses.

Friend, getting high and playing Dungeons and Dragons is not going to give you any great spiritual wisdom. Isn't it funny how everyone who can remember their past lives was always a priestess or a queen or a magical fairy ballerina? You'd think no-one had ever been a peasant.

[JennyD]

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Don't make fun of that because some of us have glimpsed it through the fog. We're becoming worthier of our safehaven. Yes, we were there. Through astral projection we are able to see who we were in past lives, and I was one of the priestesses.

Ah, yes. Astral imagining. Just like people with the "alien abductions" remember anal probes and the like under hypnotic regression, and the way that therapist tried to convince me that the good ladies at the orphanage rented me out by the hour to local men, even implanting filthy memories of group sex parties taking place right in the orphanage!

If someone can implant such disgusting false memories in a good girl like me, how much more easily could they convince a warped goth would-be "powerful witch with past lives" like yourself that she'd been a Priestess of Avon in the Aisles of Wal-Mart or whatever you were yammering about?

Just because he's a homosexual doesn't mean that he's advertising.

He's advertising that he's a hellbound homersexual, or we'd not know it.

I don't do perfume either.

I'd been meaning to mention that. You wickergoth types . . . well, let's just say your hippie-style hygiene leaves something to be desired!

[whattheheckman]

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Friend, getting high and playing Dungeons and Dragons is not going to give you any great spiritual wisdom. Isn't it funny how everyone who can remember their past lives was always a priestess or a queen or a magical fairy ballerina? You'd think no-one had ever been a peasant.

- raised hand - I was
I died of the plague
and I was a farmer in the south during the civil war in another life, and got killed by Sherman's army
and I vaguely remember seeing myself as a priestess's guard once, though I don't remember much about that life
and did you ever think that maybe the only reason they CAN remember it is because they were a priestess? or did the thought of spiritual memory being a side effect of spiritual power not even cross your mind?
do you people even HAVE minds, or did you just stuff that bible in your head and call it a day?

[VictoryOS]

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- raised hand - I was
I died of the plague
and I was a farmer in the south during the civil war in another life, and got killed by Sherman's army
and I vaguely remember seeing myself as a priestess's guard once, though I don't remember much about that life
and did you ever think that maybe the only reason they CAN remember it is because they were a priestess? or did the thought of spiritual memory being a side effect of spiritual power not even cross your mind?
do you people even HAVE minds, or did you just stuff that bible in your head and call it a day?

Why did you raise your hand if you weren't going to wait on anyone to call on you? That seems sort of rude. Especially with the gibberish you wanted to spout.

[whattheheckman]

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why did you completely ignore what I said and give a completely irrelevant response that did nothing but question the quality of my post rather than disprove that quality? that seems sort of stupid
especially with the insanity you people are constantly spouting

[VictoryOS]

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why did you completely ignore what I said and give a completely irrelevant response that did nothing but question the quality of my post rather than disprove that quality? that seems sort of stupid
especially with the insanity you people are constantly spouting

Why did you post a bunch of hocus-pocus crazy-talk that we all know you made up on the spot, then try to cover yourself up by using the structure of my post to create another bunch of crazy talk in the same pattern? That seems sort of plagiaristic. Especially with all the witchcraft you insist on spouting.

You want repetitiveness? I'll give you repetitiveness...

Rejoice in the Lord always: and again I say, Rejoice. (Philippians 4:4)

Rejoice in the Lord, heathen! Now go back to your video gaming den with the incense and the black lights and think about that a few times.

[whattheheckman]

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look, I don't often play video games, and I wasn't then, and I haven't practiced any form of witchcraft in over a year
and I repeated your post because when using the same sentence structure as the person who originally said something, it tends to get the message across better
you knew exactly what you meant when you said what you said, and thus, saying it nearly exactly the same way will convey my meaning better to you

[Wide-Open]

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Don't make fun of that because some of us have glimpsed it through the fog. We're becoming worthier of our safehaven. Yes, we were there. Through astral projection we are able to see who we were in past lives, and I was one of the priestesses.

Not sure what kind of fog you are referring to, but did "one of the priestesses" look like this ?

[Brother Temperance]

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You want repetitiveness? I'll give you repetitiveness...

Rejoice in the Lord always: and again I say, Rejoice. (Philippians 4:4)

Rejoice in the Lord, heathen! Now go back to your video gaming den with the incense and the black lights and think about that a few times.

Praise! Rejoice and rejoice again, but avoid vain repetitions when you pray to God, otherwise He will kill you. Praise!