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  • Gary Lokko
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Nov 2010
    • 5

    #1

    Landover Baptist Church

    Filling peoples head with falsehoods since 1620!



    You are very messed up if you believe any crap that this church or forum spoon feeds you... Go pick up a REAL Bible and read it don't even begin to listen to this S-**T... Unsaved Unwelcome? Go love yourslef thats how you win people to Christ is welcoming them into the church!
  • Scarlet Wynter
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Oct 2010
    • 125

    #2
    Re: Landover Baptist Church

    Everyone knows that already.

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    • Billy Bob Jenkins
      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
      Hates anal sex. And trees.
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 8337

      #3
      Re: Landover Baptist Church

      The KJV1611 is THE One and Only Real Bible(c)1611!!!
      Praise Jesus!!!
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • Lisa H
        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 5070

        #4
        Re: Landover Baptist Church

        Originally posted by Gary Lokko View Post
        Filling peoples head with falsehoods since 1620!



        You are very messed up if you believe any crap that this church or forum spoon feeds you... Go pick up a REAL Bible and read it don't even begin to listen to this S-**T... Unsaved Unwelcome? Go love yourslef thats how you win people to Christ is welcoming them into the church!
        Where is the falsehood you are claiming. Please quote the Bible verses which are wrong.
        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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        • Able's Avenger!
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Oct 2010
          • 56

          #5
          Re: Landover Baptist Church

          Move that this thread be moved into "General Discussion" and "Gary Locco" get his ass handed to him. We know your IP address Gary. . .

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          • Levi Jones
            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
             
            • Jul 2009
            • 13930

            #6
            Re: Landover Baptist Church

            Originally posted by Able's Avenger! View Post
            Move that this thread be moved into "General Discussion" and "Gary Locco" get his ass handed to him. We know your IP address Gary. . .
            You do not represent us and we do not toy with people like that. We take our users' privacy very seriously here.
            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • Levi Jones
              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
               
              • Jul 2009
              • 13930

              #7
              Re: Landover Baptist Church

              Originally posted by Gary Lokko View Post
              Filling peoples head with falsehoods since 1620!



              You are very messed up if you believe any crap that this church or forum spoon feeds you... Go pick up a REAL Bible and read it don't even begin to listen to this S-**T... Unsaved Unwelcome? Go love yourslef thats how you win people to Christ is welcoming them into the church!
              Not quite. Jesus told us to go and make disciples of all nations. That doesn't mean we should sit in the pews and wait for people to show up!

              Please read this sermon about Why do we Have an "Unsaved Not Welcome" Policy.
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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              • Jedediah
                True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                Fisher of Men
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2010
                • 6824

                #8
                Re: Landover Baptist Church

                Son, we preach the True Gospel here, and we do use the one True Bible - the King James Version of 1611. Your failure to recognize True Christianity™ when it is staring right at you is evidence that you were damned from the beginning.

                Psalm 58:3
                The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.

                Romans 9:21
                Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?

                Revelation 20:15
                And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

                We witness the Word of God to the world, in full recognition that few will actually find Salvation™. We are not here to comfort the unsaved as they bide their time before entering into an eternity of burning, pain, and torment.

                Matthew 7:13-14
                Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:
                Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

                If you have a problem with True Doctrine, don't blame us; take it up with God. We didn't write the Bible; we merely follow its every word. We would much rather have a small True Christian™ community of Jesus' elect than to preach false doctrine and make excuses for the sin in others, even if we could fill stadiums full of false believers.

                Son, if I'm misreading your hateful words and you truly were predestined to be among Jesus' elect, then I am gladdened that God has brought you here, to be among His perfect children. However, you display all the symptoms of a hellbound sinner, and I would once again direct your attention to the banner at the top of this board - Unsaved, Unwelcome.

                Yours in Christ.
                II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



                The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                • Able's Avenger!
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Oct 2010
                  • 56

                  #9
                  Re: Landover Baptist Church

                  Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                  You do not represent us and we do not toy with people like that. We take our users' privacy very seriously here.
                  I'm glad you do. But there is a big honking icon with my exact location on the planet Earth here every time I log in. . .

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                  • BelieverInGod
                    Fourm Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 9269

                    #10
                    Re: Landover Baptist Church

                    Originally posted by Able's Avenger! View Post
                    I'm glad you do. But there is a big honking icon with my exact location on the planet Earth here every time I log in. . .
                    You have no idea how the Internet works, do you.
                    Drama queen

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                    • Levi Jones
                      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                       
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 13930

                      #11
                      Re: Landover Baptist Church

                      Originally posted by Able's Avenger! View Post
                      I'm glad you do. But there is a big honking icon with my exact location on the planet Earth here every time I log in. . .
                      Yes. I know your ip, but so does Google and every other site you visit. It doesn't mean we go around releasing to the world.

                      If you are concerned with the revolver maps, I suggest you get noscript for firefox and disable it.
                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                      • Able's Avenger!
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Oct 2010
                        • 56

                        #12
                        Re: Landover Baptist Church

                        Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                        You have no idea how the Internet works, do you.
                        So you don't see the Revolver Map at the bottom of the page that blinks your location every time you log in, and then blinks the location of all of the other computers logged in?

                        It's not an exact location, but to pretend that it doesn't do that, is ridiculous. Unless someone has a firewall or an anonymizer up, the map blinks where you are.


                        And I don't know why said I say I represent Landover Baptist. It says right under my name that I don't, and I never said I did. I was just pointing out the OBVIOUS icon at the bottom.

                        Funny that you would deny something that is plain as day, that someone deliberately set up when they put this site up. . .

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                        • Able's Avenger!
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Oct 2010
                          • 56

                          #13
                          Re: Landover Baptist Church

                          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                          Yes. I know your ip, but so does Google and every other site you visit. It doesn't mean we go around releasing to the world.

                          If you are concerned with the revolver maps, I suggest you get noscript for firefox and disable it.
                          Did I ever say that you go around releasing IP addresses to the world?

                          I'm not concerned, as I obviously don't block it. . . YOU ARE



                          BTW, aren't you supposed to back this up with scripture? :-p

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                          • Levi Jones
                            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                             
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 13930

                            #14
                            Re: Landover Baptist Church

                            Originally posted by Able's Avenger! View Post
                            So you don't see the Revolver Map at the bottom of the page that blinks your location every time you log in, and then blinks the location of all of the other computers logged in?

                            It's not an exact location, but to pretend that it doesn't do that, is ridiculous. Unless someone has a firewall or an anonymizer up, the map blinks where you are.
                            Unless you are in Greenland or something, I doubt anyone cares what city you are in. The blips are also not coordinated between us and revolver maps. They simply read all IP's of people here, including visitors who are not registered and it blinks.

                            Again, if you are concerned, block the script or hit that little red x button at the right hand side of your browser.

                            I don't even see the thing anymore, because I use NoScript.


                            Originally posted by Able's Avenger! View Post
                            And I don't know why said I say I represent Landover Baptist. It says right under my name that I don't, and I never said I did. I was just pointing out the OBVIOUS icon at the bottom.

                            Funny that you would deny something that is plain as day, that someone deliberately set up when they put this site up. . .
                            The maps were added later. It is a free service available to any web site. I will look at it every once in a while just to see the blips from places like Saudi Arabia, Mongolia, Greenland, the Faroe Islands, Madagascar, and exotic locales like that.
                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                            • Levi Jones
                              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                               
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 13930

                              #15
                              Re: Landover Baptist Church

                              Originally posted by Able's Avenger! View Post
                              Did I ever say that you go around releasing IP addresses to the world?

                              I'm not concerned, as I obviously don't block it. . . YOU ARE

                              I block it to make my connection faster.

                              Originally posted by Able's Avenger! View Post
                              BTW, aren't you supposed to back this up with scripture? :-p
                              Erm, okay.

                              Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
                              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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