God Hates joos

[Pastor Ezekiel]

The list of reasons goes on and on, and I am certain that an endless stream of True christians can provide examples such as THIS one. Aside from killing Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior, the filthy joos will go to any lengths to twist and defame God Himself.

Jews Mock God

An obscure Jewish sect in New York has been gripped in awe by what it believes to be a mystical visitation by a 20lb carp that was heard shouting in Hebrew, in what many Jews worldwide are hailing as a modern miracle.
Many of the 7,000-member Skver sect of Hasidim in New Square, 30 miles north of Manhattan, believe God has revealed himself in fish form.

According to two fish-cutters at the New Square Fish Market, the carp was about to be slaughtered and made into gefilte fish for Sabbath dinner when it suddenly began shouting apocalyptic warnings in Hebrew.

Many believe the carp was channelling the troubled soul of a revered community elder who recently died; others say it was God. The only witnesses to the mystical show were Zalmen Rosen, a 57-year-old Hasid with 11 children, and his co-worker, Luis Nivelo. They say that on 28 January at 4pm they were about to club the carp on the head when it began yelling.

Nivelo, a Gentile who does not understand Hebrew, was so shocked at the sight of a fish talking in any language that he fell over. He ran into the front of the store screaming: 'It's the Devil! The Devil is here!' Then the shop owner heard it shouting warnings and commands too.

'It said "Tzaruch shemirah" and "Hasof bah",' he told the New York Times, 'which essentially means that everyone needs to account for themselves because the end is near.'

The animated carp commanded Rosen to pray and study the Torah. Rosen tried to kill the fish but injured himself. It was finally butchered by Nivelo and sold.

However, word spread far and wide and Nivelo complains he has been plagued by phone calls from as far away as London and Israel. The story has since been amplified by repetition and some now believe the fish's outburst was a warning about the dangers of the impending war in Iraq.

Some say they fear the born-again President Bush believes he is preparing the world for the Second Coming of Christ, and war in Iraq is just the opening salvo in the battle of Armageddon.

Still, the shouting carp corresponds with the belief of some Hasidic sects that righteous people can be reincarnated as fish. They say that Nivelo may have been selected because he is not Jewish, but a weary Nivelo told the New York Times : 'I wish I never said anything about it. I'm getting so many calls every day, I've stopped answering. Israel, London, Miami, Brooklyn. They all want to hear about the talking fish.'

A devout Christian, he still thinks the carp was the Devil. 'I don't believe any of this Jewish stuff. But I heard that fish talk.'

He's grown tired of the whole thing. 'It's just a big headache for me,' he added. 'I pull my phone out of the wall at night. I don't sleep and I've lost weight.'

Notice the hook nosed yids went ahead and sold the "talking God fish" for a shiny nickel. Even in their demonic mania, they can't resist the chance to make a profit.

Thank Jesus I am a True Christian, who doesn't buy into such absurd lies.

[Talitha]

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Did they say 20lb Carp or 20lb of Crap? I think they are maybe Dyslexic, Pastor Ezekiel!

[Brother Temperance]

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The list of reasons goes on and on, and I am certain that an endless stream of True christians can provide examples such as THIS one. Aside from killing Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior, the filthy joos will go to any lengths to twist and defame God Himself.

Notice the hook nosed yids went ahead and sold the "talking God fish" for a shiny nickel. Even in their demonic mania, they can't resist the chance to make a profit.

Thank Jesus I am a True Christian, who doesn't buy into such absurd lies.

It's another sign of the End Times. After the fish was butchered and sold, that deranged old Antichrist Nazinger probably stuck it on his head.
But hmmmm... a blasphemous talking fish? Does that remind anyone else of a certain member of these Godly forums?

[Glendora Christianson]

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That carp fable reminds me of an experience at McDonalds. I was about to enjoy a delicious Filet-O-Fish sandwich and as I bit down on it, some grease dribbled down my chin and onto my Freehold Gazette newspaper. Anyway, that grease took the shape of our Sweet Baby Jesus' face, right on top of a lovely picture of Landover Baptist Church. Needless to say, that experience, years ago, was what brought me to my True Salvation!

PS I can't imagine anything worse than eating Carp! Except, perhaps, not accepting Jesus as one's True Salvation!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm waiting for confirmation from our team of high-priced jew accountants that miss fishy has done the right thing......

[Student of Landover]

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Aside from killing Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior, the filthy joos will go to any lengths to twist and defame God Himself.

Maybe they thought that the fish was Jesus coming back, and tried to kill him again.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Maybe they thought that the fish was Jesus coming back, and tried to kill him again.

Well, let's consider this. The JOOS had a fish that started talking to them in Hebrew about the coming apocalypse. Now If I caught a trout that began to tell me about JESUS' plan for the future I, who believe in talking snakes and talking asses (oh, do I ever!), would have saved this particular fish and installed it in the Department of Faith's aquarium where it could give advice to the President. But the JOOS beat it to death instead. No sane person would beat a talking animal to death would they? Because you just KNOW it is GOD speaking to you.

[Student of Landover]

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The only exception to that rule is when the animal is actually Satan, like the instance with Serpent and Eve. That stupid woman ruined everything, and all because she listened to the talking animal. In that case she should have beat the snake to death.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Yes, that stupid woman Eve! And even though the serpent was telling the truth, GOD correctly blamed Eve, and through her, ALL women. Thankfully Adam, who was just an innocent bystander, accrued no guilt.

[Student of Landover]

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Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

That verse, a brilliant demonstration of God's righteous judgement, sends shivers down my spine and makes me yell "Praise Jesus!"

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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See what some of America's founding fathers had to say about jews:

WASHINGTON, GEORGE, in Maxims of George Washington by A. A. Appleton & Co.
"They (the Jews) work more effectively against us, than the enemy's armies. They are a hundred times more dangerous to our liberties and the great cause we are engaged in... It is much to be lamented that each state, long ago, has not hunted them down as pest to society and the greatest enemies we have to the happiness of America."


This prophecy, by Benjamin Franklin, was made in a "CHIT CHAT AROUND THE TABLE DURING INTERMISSION," at the Philadelphia Constitutional Convention of 1787. This statement was recorded in the dairy of Charles Cotesworth Pinckney, a delegate from South Carolina.

"I fully agree with General Washington, that we must protect this young nation from an insidious influence and impenetration. The menace, gentlemen, is the Jews.
In whatever country Jews have settled in any great number, they have lowered its moral tone; depreciated its commercial integrity; have segregated themselves and have not been assimilated; have sneered at and tried to undermine the Christian religion upon which that nation is founded, by objecting to its restrictions; have built up a state within the state; and when opposed have tried to strangle that country to death financially, as in the case of Spain and Portugal.
For over 1,700 years, the Jews have been bewailing their sad fate in that they have been exiled from their homeland, as they call Palestine. But gentlemen, did the world give it to them in fee simple, they would at once find some reason for not returning. Why? Because they are vampires, and vampires do not live on vampires. They cannot live only among themselves. They must subsist on Christians and other people not of their race.
If you do not exclude them from these United States, in their Constitution, in less than 200 years they will have swarmed here in such great numbers that they will dominate and devour the land and change our form of government, for which we Americans have shed our blood, given our lives our substance and jeopardized our liberty.
If you do not exclude them, in less than 200 years our descendants will be working in the fields to furnish them substance, while they will be in the counting houses rubbing their hands. I warn you, gentlemen, if you do not exclude Jews for all time, your children will curse you in your graves.
Jews, gentlemen, are Asiatics, let them be born where they will nor how many generations they are away from Asia, they will never be otherwise. Their ideas do not conform to an American's, and will not even thou they live among us ten generations. A leopard cannot change its spots. Jews are Asiatics, are a menace to this country if permitted entrance, and should be excluded by this Constitutional Convention.

STYVESANT, PETER. 17th century Dutch governor in America.
"The Jews who have arrived would nearly all like to remain here, but learning that they (with their customary usury and deceitful trading with the Christians) were very repugnant to the inferior magistrates, as also to the people having the most affection for you; the Deaconry also fearing that owing to their present indigence they might become a charge in the coming winter, we have, for the benefit of this weak newly developing place and land in general, deemed it useful to require them in a friendly way to depart; praying also most seriously in this connection, for ourselves also for the general community of your worships, that the deceitful race - such hateful enemies and blasphemers of the name of Christ - not be allowed further to infect and trouble this new colony. (Letter to the Amsterdam Chamber of the Dutch West India Company, from New Amsterdam, September 22, 1654.)

[Capatain]

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Talking fish? I put that story right up there with the pancake that had the face of Jesus on it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Now the joos are trying to muscle in on the papists turf. THIS kike was recently convicted of multiple counts of child buggery.

Haredi 'Rabbi' Elior Chen sentenced to 24 years in prison for child abuse

Chen was convicted of abusing and ordering the abuse of eight children, which included beatings with clubs and hammers, kicks to the head, severe shaking, burning, being handcuffed and stuffed in a suitcase, food and sleep deprivation.


The Jerusalem District Court Monday sentenced self-proclaimed Rabbi Elior Chen to 24 years in prison, one and a half years suspended sentence for multiple counts of severe abuse against eight minors.

Chen was also ordered to pay a compensation fine of NIS 400,000 to the children who suffered from the abuse.

Judge Noam Yaron called Chen's action "unprecedented, difficult and outrageous. The children remain wounded both physically and emotionally with critical brain damage."

Chen was convicted in December for abusing the children of one of his disciples, which included beatings with clubs and hammers, kicks to the head, severe shaking, burning, being handcuffed and stuffed in a suitcase, food and sleep deprivation, being forced to eat feces, and being forced to stand outside in the cold naked.

One of the children remains in a vegetative state to this day due to the abuse.

According to the verdict, Chen's followers possessed "blind admiration" for him, obeyed him unquestioningly and all their abuse of the children was at his express command.

Chen not only witnessed most of this abuse and handed out orders, the document continued, he also actively participated in the abuse.

The judge wrote in the sentencing that the defendant "contrived and initiated the violent acts against the children."

"These were violent, cruel and horrifying acts of abuse that were executed systematically and continuously, while raining terror over the children and dictating fear and terrorism; while oppressing, humiliating and debasing the minors," the judge wrote.

The child abuse affair was uncovered two years ago, when a child Chen had been treating was taken to the hospital unconscious. Once the story became public, Chen fled to Brazil, which extradited him back to Israel.

Chen, who called himself a rabbi, told his disciples the abuse was necessary to "purify" the children, all members of one family.

Four of Chen's disciples were convicted earlier and sentenced to jail terms of up to 20 years each. Prosecutors plan to seek a longer sentence for Chen, who was the ringleader.

In her conviction of the four disciples, Judge Nava Ben-Or called the case "incomprehensible," adding that Israel has never before known anything like it.

Chen's attorney, Ariel Atari, said he plans to appeal the conviction to the Supreme Court, arguing that his client did not receive a fair trial.

The mother of the eight children, who remains unnamed, was sentenced in May 2010 to five years in prison after pleading guilty to shaking, burning and tying up her children.

[Rebuko the Clown]

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Rabbi Chen? Wow i never heard of a chink joo before but now ive seen everything!

[James Hutchins]

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Rebuko, where is the punchline? You forgot it. A gook joo, now come on....
That is like saying there is a nigra joo. Not something that can be said with a straight face.