Why am I a bad person?

[mikkel]

I've always wondered - Why am I a bad person solely because of my agnosticism?

I respect the religious sentiments of others, I don't reject anyone or anything. I do honest work to support my family, I'm helpful by nature, I've never laid a hand on another person, I donate to charity frequently, and I do volunteer work with exposed youths.

Am I really the kind of person that you people would send to hell? Are my actions in life completely inconsequential to my eternal destiny?

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: Why am I a bad person?

I've always wondered - Why am I a bad person solely because of my agnosticism?

I respect the religious sentiments of others, I don't reject anyone or anything. I do honest work to support my family, I'm helpful by nature, I've never laid a hand on another person, I donate to charity frequently, and I do volunteer work with exposed youths.

Am I really the kind of person that you people would send to hell? Are my actions in life completely inconsequential to my eternal destiny?

We don't send people to Hell - Jesus sends people to Hell. Our mission is to reach out and catch you before you end up in Hell's rape rooms.

I have a question for you, Mikkel. Are you familiar with a viper known as Andreas Jalsøe? Out of the goodness of our hearts we had let him register an account - and right away he starts posting goatse-pictures. If you see him, tell him that that's exactly how his anus will look like after he has spent his first eon on Satan's tallywhacker.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why am I a bad person?

I've always wondered - Why am I a bad person solely because of my agnosticism?

I respect the religious sentiments of others, I don't reject anyone or anything. I do honest work to support my family, I'm helpful by nature, I've never laid a hand on another person, I donate to charity frequently, and I do volunteer work with exposed youths.

Am I really the kind of person that you people would send to hell? Are my actions in life completely inconsequential to my eternal destiny?

Also, you need to understand that we are Saved by GRACE, not deeds. Take a look at my sermon HERE for further explanation.

There are plenty of boy scouts in hell, heathen.

[see_the_light]

Re: Why am I a bad person?

I've always wondered - Why am I a bad person solely because of my agnosticism?

I respect the religious sentiments of others, I don't reject anyone or anything. I do honest work to support my family, I'm helpful by nature, I've never laid a hand on another person, I donate to charity frequently, and I do volunteer work with exposed youths.

Am I really the kind of person that you people would send to hell? Are my actions in life completely inconsequential to my eternal destiny?

Solely by your agnosticism?

Son, you are damned if you havent accepted CHRIST as your SAVIOUR, there's no "solely" about that one.

All that "kindly" stuff sounds just like a true satan/athe ist with more than a pinch of hommerish, tell us it isn't so (at least on the hommer part, by admiting not having been saved you are damned, but at least let us know that GOD'S FAVOURITE FORUM isn't once again soiled by that kind that will actualy enjoy being sodomized in hell)

REPENT AND PRAY TO JESUS!

[Magnum Innominandum]

Re: Why am I a bad person?

I've always wondered - Why am I a bad person solely because of my agnosticism?

I respect the religious sentiments of others, I don't reject anyone or anything. I do honest work to support my family, I'm helpful by nature, I've never laid a hand on another person, I donate to charity frequently, and I do volunteer work with exposed youths.

Am I really the kind of person that you people would send to hell? Are my actions in life completely inconsequential to my eternal destiny?

I notice that you ask why you are a bad person, not whether you are -- apparently you know damn well that you are one, which is the first step towards correction.

Respect the religious sentiments of others? Why respect false religions? You would like to say that you respect the mudslimes trampling each other underfoot at Mecca, or pasty-faced pagan wenches crouching in front of red candles shaped like dildos in an effort to get Satan to help them seduce boys who wear eyeliner and stare at themselves in the mirror all day?

You don't reject anyone or anything? Then you have turned your mind and soul into a trash can for every Hindoo idol or hung over goth girl to puke in.

Helpful by nature? Whenever I hear the word "nature," I reach for my Bible. People are helpful because of grace, not "nature." If you want to commune with "nature," go to the Galápagos Islands like Darwin did and mate with a sea cucumber.

"I've never laid a hand on another person." And that's good? You say you have a family. What kind of children are you raising if you do not discipline them?

You donate to charity, you say -- but what kind of charity? For all we know, you support the ACLU or other Godless communists hell-bent upon keeping Christ out of the schools. Even the sorts of charities that seem more innocuous are often instruments of the Devil -- handing out bowls of rice to Hottentots can prevent them from getting their rice from a Christian charity that will bring them salvation rather than mere sustenance.

"I do volunteer work with exposed youths." Excuse me? Are you sure you are not a cathylick child fondler?

Sincerely,
Magna, née Magnus