OUTRAGE: $cientologists Kidnap the American Eagle, Hurt It

[Mistress Cookie]

Enough is enough!

I have long heard rumors there's a "church" group out there called $cientology...but today I found EVIDENCE!

I fished this flyer (below) out of the waste basket at the post office today, ready to report to Town Hall that a Landover resident had desecrated the image of our national bird, the proud American Eagle, by crumpling it up and throwing it away.

WELL....after reading the flyer, it's obvious these "$cientologists" DO exist...and what's worse, they've kidnapped / hijacked our national emblem to RECRUIT people RIGHT HERE IN LANDOVER!

Very clever! Because of course, we Landoverians see The Eagle, and we send in a check. But is that where it stops with this group? I think not.

Can anyone check to see if this "group" is even allowed to use images of the American Eagle, which our church clearly owns the copyright on? How did this happen??
OUTRAGE: $cientologists Kidnap the American Eagle, Hurt It

[PaddyGinger Irishman]

Re: OUTRAGE: $cientologists Kidnap the American Eagle, Hurt It

It must be the work of that serial adulterer, Tom Cruise. He sees himself as a true Red White and Blue, and yet supports this 'church'

The lord above only knows how many young girls he has defiled, or how many he has corrupted.

I say SMITE THIS MIDGET SON OF SATAN!

[Ksevio]

Re: OUTRAGE: $cientologists Kidnap the American Eagle, Hurt It

This just gives more evidence for why fake churches like $cientology and Islam shouldn't get nonprofit organization status. They take money AND desecrate our national symbols.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: OUTRAGE: $cientologists Kidnap the American Eagle, Hurt It

This just gives more evidence for why genuine churches like $cientology and Islam shouldn't get nonprofit organization status. They take money AND desecrate our national symbols.

The idea that a "church" like this "$cientology" would merely be a "shell game" to strengthen a select group of peoples' power (and finances) (while also getting tax EXEMPT status!) is an outright mockery.

Our goodly church pastors should look into this....

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: OUTRAGE: $cientologists Kidnap the American Eagle, Hurt It

It must be the work of that serial adulterer, Tom Cruise. He sees himself as a true Red White and Blue, and yet supports this 'church'...I say SMITE THIS MIDGET SON OF SATAN!

This is recently uncovered footage of Mr. Cruise doing ritual chanting at a $cientology "church" service....describing the (alleged) origins of their (alleged) "faith".

Chilling!
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