[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Iä! Iä! Flying Spaghetti Monster Fhtagn! Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Bobby Henderson R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Oh good Lord, he's back!

Why can't that which is not dead eternally lie, and with strange aeons even Pastafarian demon-worship die?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Oh good Lord, he's back!

Why can't that which is not dead eternally lie, and with strange aeons even Pastafarian demon-worship die?

That's quite a riddle you've set forth, Sister!

You've got me stumped. Doesn't Joe Friday here lie eternally, claiming Yog-Sothoth is actually a pasta god?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Actually the Sovrano Militare Ordine OspedalZero di San Giovanni di Gerusalemme di Rodi e di Malta is even smaller. But what is your point?

How does Sealand compare for size?

They were anxious about changing coastal limits a little while ago, but were not making any territorial claims on extant EU territory e.g. Harwich. There is a wikipedia page, but I won't link to it.

[Stella LaForte]

Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Miss LaForte, I do understand your concerns, but how can we know what the enemy is up to if we do not read its literature?

I would not recommend Lovecraft for Christian children, or even most True Christian™ women, but reading such things as research is important for True Christian™ men. Rest assured that I did not read his depraved Necrophilion for recreation!

A very good reason, if I do say so myself! One must know his enemy better than himself, after all, or else how could one effectively refute another's arguments with the Truth? That's why I think I have an advantage from being an atheist before converting to True Christianity® - I know all their nonsensical arguments they can sling.

And unfortunately for myself, in my days of devil-worship, a.k.a. atheism, I had read Lovecraft's complete works. I think I could be of help here - if anyone doesn't want to corrupt their mind with his false idol necrophilia and wants simply the main points given in Lovecraft's work, I could give it to them, having read them previously.

[Cursed]

Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster!

C'Thulhu is a weak simpering cuttlefish compared with the LORD GOD.

He's in a coma and has a crazy castle in the sea...

I am not impressed. I could manage that on my own with a pile of bricks and a mason jar full of methamphetamine, thank you.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster!

C'Thulhu is a weak simpering cuttlefish compared with the LORD GOD.

He's in a coma and has a crazy castle in the sea...

I am not impressed. I could manage that on my own with a pile of bricks and a mason jar full of methamphetamine, thank you.

Yes, what a terrifying creature.

[handmaiden]

Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Yes, what a terrifying creature.

Uh, why is there a phallic shaped thingy stuck in that fish's back?


Confusedly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Cursed]

Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster!

I'm not an expert, but I believe that illustration is an abomination.

The image of that hideous work is still burning in my eyes after I close them. It's actually scarier than c'thulhu, though not nearly as terrifying as the LORD GOD.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Oh good Lord, he's back!

Why can't that which is not dead eternally lie, and with strange aeons even Pastafarian demon-worship die?

Lycra The great Prophet Bobby is on his boat not in his house.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster!

That's quite a riddle you've set forth, Sister!

You've got me stumped. Doesn't Joe Friday here lie eternally, claiming Yog-Sothoth is actually a pasta god?

That lie is yours not mine Rodders.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Lycra The great Prophet Bobby is on his boat not in his house.

Who are you talking to, Godmocker? I don't know any Lycras.

Why are you back here? Did you get bored of practicing your lovecraft with that poor pirate sheep and decide to persecute us instead?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Who are you talking to, Godmocker? I don't know any Lycras.

Why are you back here? Did you get bored of practicing your lovecraft with that poor pirate sheep and decide to persecute us instead?

I persecute no-one nor do I mock God, blessed be His Noodly Appendages. Also, despite the propaganda spread about me by some people here, I am not actually acquainted with any Sheep, Pirate ones or otherwise, the only ones I have any contact with are under circumstances like this.

[Gods Hand!]

Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Looking at that unholy flying spaghetti monster, I would say that the Lord hates Italy too.. anyone who agrees?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Looking at that unholy flying spaghetti monster, I would say that the Lord hates Italy too.. anyone who agrees?

Italy is full of filthy garlic-eating papist wops. God turned His loving back on them long ago.

[Gods Hand!]

Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Italy is full of filthy garlic-eating papist wops. God turned His loving back on them long ago.

That's a good and wise act of The Lord. Also I've read that people all over the world who copy dishes from the Italian kitchen will be damned to hell. Such as pizza restaurants and their costomers. Those restaurants are basicly everywhere, I can't believe it!