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  • Harold Law
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 136
    #1

    The hilarious names in the book of Mormon

    I was glancing through the book of Mormon the other day "Of course begging Jesus not to let me be correct". Nevertheless, have you heard ot this ridiculous names from the book of Mormon? Thankfully Christians have good Christian names like Paul, David, Luke and such. But listen to this Satanic dribble.

    Nephi, Enos, Jacob, Jarem, Moroni "Ha-Ha, couldn't of thought of a better name myself for a damn Mormon. Anyway, I would strongly suggest moving children away from the screen, as even referring to them out loud may damn you to eternal hellfire.
    Ephesians 5:22-24
    22*Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23*For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. 24*Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.
    Tags: mormons are lying cultists, unsaved and clueless
    • Pastor Billy-Reuben
      Senior Pastor
      VP of Evangelical Outreach
      On FIRE for Jesus
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 5812
      #2
      Re: The hilarious names in the book of Mormon

      If you think the names are funny, wait until you get a load of their beliefs.

      Pastor Billy-Reuben
      Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

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        • Harold Law
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2007
          • 136
          #3
          Re: The hilarious names in the book of Mormon

          Excellent links Pastor Reuben.
          Ephesians 5:22-24
          22*Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23*For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. 24*Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.

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            • Seeker
              Thank you Pastor Pistle!
              Forum Member
              • Aug 2007
              • 966
              #4
              Re: The hilarious names in the book of Mormon

              Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
              If you think the names are funny, wait until you get a load of their beliefs.

              Pastor Billy-Reuben

              Omg, these were great. I thought Bob Larson got 'kicked to the curb' a few years ago. Good to see he is still alive. (at least not on the air here in this town)

              I've always said don't mess with a black preacher with chicken! They got a good spirit.

              If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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