Help! My boyfriend is goth!

[roserougesang]

Re: Help! My boyfriend is goth!

What should I do? He's always wearing too much black and listening to screaming people on his radio and cutting himself. I'm really worried about him!

Sounds more like an emo to me, if we really must use labels....

[VictoryOS]

Re: Help! My boyfriend is goth!

But I think I make a better girl!

Well Brother, you thought wrong! If you were to make a "better girl", then GOD would have made you a girl. But He made you a boy and that's what you should be. Don't fool yourself by thinking you look cute in lipstick, because you don't.

[Scoobydude]

Re: Help! My boyfriend is goth!

But I think I make a better girl! My boyfriend is the problem! I wish that Hot topic store would blow up. The Bible only says that I can't sleep with him, right?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Help! My boyfriend is goth!

What should I do? He's always wearing too much black and listening to screaming people on his radio and cutting himself. I'm really worried about him!

Worry about the beam in your own eye first. What on earth is wrong with you that you'd find a person/thing like that attractive? Are you ill in the head? Attraction to goths is a clear and unmistakable sign of gender confusion. JESUS gave us gender roles for a reason, you know.

[see_the_light]

Re: Help! My boyfriend is goth!

What should I do? He's always wearing too much black and listening to screaming people on his radio and cutting himself. I'm really worried about him!

Get a girl you hommer!

PRAISE THE LORD!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Help! My boyfriend is goth!

This maggot is a self-confessed sodomite, and his butt buddy being a goth is the least of his troubles.

Accept Jesus NOW!

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Help! My boyfriend is goth!

What should I do? He's always wearing too much black and listening to screaming people on his radio and cutting himself. I'm really worried about him!

Does he make papercuts on his forearms, and then lie to you about the scars? Does he lock the bathroom door and cry when sitting on the (Jesus forgive noddy) toilet? Does he apply his lipstick uneven and smeared over the lipline like a brazen hussy?

Does his hair flop in his face and his posture slump and swagger, as if he couldn't care less and he's giving you the brushoff? Then I'd say he is giving you the brushoff, scoobs. Wouldn't you rather have the sweet love of Jesus instead?

[Seeker]

Re: Help! My boyfriend is goth!

What should I do? He's always wearing too much black and listening to screaming people on his radio and cutting himself. I'm really worried about him!

Dump em and pick up Jesus.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Help! My boyfriend is goth!

What should I do? He's always wearing too much black and listening to screaming people on his radio and cutting himself. I'm really worried about him!

You should head on over to the introduction forum and tell us about yourself. I may be mistaken, but something tells me you are some kind of insufferable hayseed troll.

Praise Jesus!

[Scoobydude]

What should I do? He's always wearing too much black and listening to screaming people on his radio and cutting himself. I'm really worried about him!