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  • Scoobydude
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    • Dec 2007
    • 13
    #1

    Help! My boyfriend is goth!

    What should I do? He's always wearing too much black and listening to screaming people on his radio and cutting himself. I'm really worried about him!
    Tags: emo: it's goth for gays, goths will burn in hell, idiotic teenage kids
    • WilliamJenningsBryan
      True Christian™
       
      • Jan 2007
      • 9384
      #2
      Re: Help! My boyfriend is goth!

      Originally posted by Scoobydude View Post
      What should I do? He's always wearing too much black and listening to screaming people on his radio and cutting himself. I'm really worried about him!
      You should head on over to the introduction forum and tell us about yourself. I may be mistaken, but something tells me you are some kind of insufferable hayseed troll.

      Praise Jesus!
      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
      ...and get off my lawn
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        • Seeker
          Thank you Pastor Pistle!
          Forum Member
          • Aug 2007
          • 966
          #3
          Re: Help! My boyfriend is goth!

          Originally posted by Scoobydude View Post
          What should I do? He's always wearing too much black and listening to screaming people on his radio and cutting himself. I'm really worried about him!
          Dump em and pick up Jesus.

          If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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            • Sister Noddy
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2007
              • 1843
              #4
              Re: Help! My boyfriend is goth!

              Originally posted by Scoobydude View Post

              What should I do? He's always wearing too much black and listening to screaming people on his radio and cutting himself. I'm really worried about him!
              Does he make papercuts on his forearms, and then lie to you about the scars? Does he lock the bathroom door and cry when sitting on the (Jesus forgive noddy) toilet? Does he apply his lipstick uneven and smeared over the lipline like a brazen hussy?

              Does his hair flop in his face and his posture slump and swagger, as if he couldn't care less and he's giving you the brushoff? Then I'd say he is giving you the brushoff, scoobs. Wouldn't you rather have the sweet love of Jesus instead?
              1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
              1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

              1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

              Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
              Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555
                  #5
                  Re: Help! My boyfriend is goth!

                  This maggot is a self-confessed sodomite, and his butt buddy being a goth is the least of his troubles.

                  Accept Jesus NOW!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • see_the_light
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 1386
                      #6
                      Re: Help! My boyfriend is goth!

                      Originally posted by Scoobydude View Post
                      What should I do? He's always wearing too much black and listening to screaming people on his radio and cutting himself. I'm really worried about him!
                      Get a girl you hommer!

                      PRAISE THE LORD!

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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
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                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621
                          #7
                          Re: Help! My boyfriend is goth!

                          Originally posted by Scoobydude View Post
                          What should I do? He's always wearing too much black and listening to screaming people on his radio and cutting himself. I'm really worried about him!
                          Worry about the beam in your own eye first. What on earth is wrong with you that you'd find a person/thing like that attractive? Are you ill in the head? Attraction to goths is a clear and unmistakable sign of gender confusion. JESUS gave us gender roles for a reason, you know.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • Scoobydude
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                              • Dec 2007
                              • 13
                              #8
                              Re: Help! My boyfriend is goth!

                              But I think I make a better girl! My boyfriend is the problem! I wish that Hot topic store would blow up. The Bible only says that I can't sleep with him, right?

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                                • VictoryOS
                                  True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                                   
                                  • Dec 2007
                                  • 5388
                                  #9
                                  Re: Help! My boyfriend is goth!

                                  Originally posted by Scoobydude View Post
                                  But I think I make a better girl!
                                  Well Brother, you thought wrong! If you were to make a "better girl", then GOD would have made you a girl. But He made you a boy and that's what you should be. Don't fool yourself by thinking you look cute in lipstick, because you don't.
                                  Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                                  in 2016

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                                    • roserougesang
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                                      • Feb 2007
                                      • 418
                                      #10
                                      Re: Help! My boyfriend is goth!

                                      Originally posted by Scoobydude View Post
                                      What should I do? He's always wearing too much black and listening to screaming people on his radio and cutting himself. I'm really worried about him!
                                      Sounds more like an emo to me, if we really must use labels....
                                      "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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                                        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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                                          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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                                          • Dec 2006
                                          • 12414
                                          #11
                                          Re: Help! My boyfriend is goth!

                                          Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                                          Sounds more like an emo to me, if we really must use labels....
                                          Yes, we really must, witch.

                                          "Oooh! Maybe if we don't use labels, God won't know which of us are sinners and we'll all go to Heaven!" WRONG!

                                          Turn or burn, witch. Turn or burn.
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                                            • GodsWarrior102
                                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                              • Jan 2008
                                              • 1
                                              #12
                                              Re: Help! My boyfriend is goth!

                                              Well I strongly urge you to suck the ungodly fluids from him. It says in Matthew 3:18 "The Lord Urges ye to purge thine fluids if thine is un-holy" I am sure he will not enjoy the experience, but the good lord will also cleanse him.

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                                                • SalvationSeeker
                                                  True Christian™ Theologian
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                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 3892
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Help! My boyfriend is goth!

                                                  Originally posted by GodsWarrior102 View Post
                                                  Well I strongly urge you to suck the ungodly fluids from him. It says in Matthew 3:18 "The Lord Urges ye to purge thine fluids if thine is un-holy" I am sure he will not enjoy the experience, but the good lord will also cleanse him.
                                                  There is no Matthew 3:18 in the Bible.. It ends at 17.
                                                  And on that note - Goodbye, fool.
                                                  If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                                  A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                                  Proverbs 9:12-13

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                                                    • Brother McGregor
                                                      Godly Brit
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • Jan 2008
                                                      • 376
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Help! My boyfriend is goth!

                                                      behave yourself pickle

                                                      edit: did the post i was responding to get removed?

                                                      To you agents of false religions and atheists...
                                                      Proverbs 16:2
                                                      All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.

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                                                        • SalvationSeeker
                                                          True Christian™ Theologian
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                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                          • 3892
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Help! My boyfriend is goth!

                                                          Originally posted by Joshua View Post
                                                          edit: did the post i was responding to get removed?
                                                          Yeah.
                                                          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                                          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                                          Proverbs 9:12-13

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