The Wimpy John 3:16ers

[TC Patriot]

Jesus does not take any guff and neither does our heavenly father. One group of false Christians, the John 3:16ers. The portray our God as some sort of wimp. They go on and on about Jesus healing a few poor slobs but compared to God's killings his healings are few and far between.

The way I became such an erudite Biblical scholar of by taking everyday subjects and seeing that the Bible had to say about it. I dare say that I know God's thoughts and most subjects and I am not even an LBC pastor.

I bet most of you False Christians who have not read the Bible think that God did a lot more healing than killing. I know that God's killing sprees dwarf his healing. False wimpy Christians talks about his healing but ignore his righteous killings.

Here's the challenge. I along with the True Christians will post scripture of God's killing sprees and the rest of False Christian will post the times he healed. Maybe this time you will read more than a few pages on the Bible

Starting in Genesis:

God's First Killing: God drowns everyone on earth (except Noah and his family) 7:4

God's Second Killing: Abraham's war to rescue Lot. Gen 17:17

God's Third Killing: "The LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire." 19:24

God's 4th Killing: God turns Lot's wife into a pillar of salt. 19:26

God's 5th Killing: God kills Er for being wicked. 38:7

God's 6th Killing: Onan spills his seed; God kills Onan. 38:9-10

God's 7th Killing: God brought a seven year, "very greivous" famine on the whole earth for no apparent reason (except maybe to make Joseph wealthy). 41:25-54

Moving on to Exodus

God's Eighth Killing: Tenth Plague: God kills firstborn children and animals. 12:29-30

God's Ninth Killing: God drowns the Egyptian army. 14:27-28

"The Lord is a man of war." 15:3

God's Tenth Killing: "Joshua discomfited Amalek and his people with the edge of the sword." 17:13

God's 11th Killing: God tells every man to slay "his brother, companion, neighbor." 32:27

God's 12th Killing:
"And the LORD plagued the people, because they made the calf, which Aaron made." 32:35

He only kills twice in Leviticus

13th Killing: God kills Aaron's sons for offering "strange fire before the Lord." 10:1-2eople, because they made the calf, which Aaron made." 32:35

God's 14th Killing:
A man curses and blasphemes while disputing with another man. Moses asks God what to do about it. God says that the whole community must stone him to death. "And the children of Israel did as the Lord and Moses commanded." 24:10-23

God Really Goes to Town in Numbers!

God's 15th Killing: God burned people to death for complaining. 11:1

God makes the Israelites eat flesh until it come out their nostrils. 11:19-20

God's 16th Killing: "While the flesh was yet between their teeth ... the Lord smote the people with a very great plague." 11:33

God's 17th Killing: God killed the ten spies that gave a discouraging report with a plague. 14:36-37

God's 18th Killing: A man is stoned to death for gathering sticks on the Sabbath day. 15:32-36

God's 19th Killing: God buries alive Korah and his family. 16:27-35, 26:10

God's 20th Killing: God burns to death 250 men. 16:35, 26:10

God's 21st Killing: God kills 14,700 with a plague. 16:41-50

God's 22nd Killing: "The Lord harkened to the the voice of Israel, and ... utterly destroyed them and their cities." 21:3

God's 23rd Killing: God sends "fiery serpents" to bite the people. 21:6

God's 24th Killing: God delivers the Amorites into Moses' hands. 21:34-35

Deut

# God's 27th Killing:
God killed all the Israelite soldiers -- slowly. It took him 38 years to kill them all, but he finally got the job done. 2:14-16

God's 28th Killing:
The Lord destroyed them before them" -- the general treatment of the people who were supposedly displaced by the Israelites. 2:21-22

God's 29th Killing:
At God's instructions, the Israelites "utterly destroyed the men, women, and the little ones" leaving "none to remain." 2:33-35

God's 30th Killing:
The Israelites, with God's help, kill all the men, women, and children of 60 cities. 3:3-4

There are over 100 examples of God getting miffed about something and killing people. Using scripture point out all the times God heals someone.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: The Wimpy John 3:16ers

Well said, Brother!

This message, the true message of GOD, needs to be spread to every sissy, love thy neighbouring, pick-apart-the-bible-and-pick-my-favourite-ing FALSE "christian". It is absolutely disgusting that some "pastors" engage in brainwashing children directly away from GOD's word, and ultimately taking those children from Jesus. Don't they know those children will burn in hell because of what they taught them?

GOD says nowhere that you have to be nice to get to Heaven That is the single biggest hoax invented by selfish "moral" people in human history, even bigger than the holocaust.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: The Wimpy John 3:16ers

The thing I hate most about them is they think they understand the whole Bible, and they can't even read that entire verse. They always seem to miss the last half of it. Really, even for a verse it's rather short.

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.


They must white out the bold red part.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Wimpy John 3:16ers

Here's the thing the fluffy-bunny false Christians just don't get: Jesus DID NOT die for everyone

He died for those that BELIEVE.

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, THAT WHOSOEVER BELIEVETH IN HIM SHOULD NOT PERISH, but have everlasting life.
John 3:16

Everyone doesn't believe in Jesus, thus they will perish.

That includes most everyone.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: The Wimpy John 3:16ers

It'd be nice if they could read on a little further:
John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.