Just Saying HAM Can Kill a Mooslime

[TC Patriot]

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/spanish-teacher-under-fire-for-offending-muslim-boy-by-saying-ham/

From the article:

"A teacher in Spain is being investigated after he said the word “ham” during a geography lesson and apparently offended a Muslim boy in class. The boy has become so distraught he says he can’t even get out of bed. The teacher says he won't let one boy dictate the learning of the other 29 students."

From the Spanish paper Diario de Jerez, via Jihad Watch (emphasis added):
This paper has learned that the teacher was lecturing normally on the different climates of the planet and used the Granada town of Trevélez as an example of a cold, dry climate. As an anecdote, the teacher recounted that just such a climate was conducive to the curing of hams. Then the student asked the teacher not to speak of hams since the subject offended him as a Muslim.


If simply hearing the word ham one time can cause a Mooslime to become bed bound hearing it multiple times will probably kill one.

Mooslims are so stupid that they are killing themselves with their own evil words.

Ex.. MoHAMmad, HAMas, Then there was Noah's son Ham. The claim to worship the god of AbraHAM.

Ham must be a Godly word. Ham must be a Godly food. It never amazes me how the Living Word of God reveals such valuable intel for defeating His enemies.


HAM! HAM! HAM! HAM!

Kill a Mooslim! Say HAM!

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Just Saying HAM Can Kill a Mooslime

How wimpy are the Europeans that they're being taken over by enemy that can be warded off by yelling HAM!

[TC Patriot]

Re: Just Saying HAM Can Kill a Mooslime

How wimpy are the Europeans that they're being taken over by enemy that can be warded off by yelling HAM!

Not only that but the teacher was arrested simply for saying Ham. Are there any True Christians in Spain? This sounds like another case of persecution.

Let's pray for that teacher and let's also pray that the Little butt lifter Mudslime dies.

[Nobar King]

Re: Just Saying HAM Can Kill a Mooslime

I take it Sam I Am is low on the preschool reading list for Muslim bedtime.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Just Saying HAM Can Kill a Mooslime

Imagine if the Taliban knew we dipped our bullets in pig blood!

[TC Patriot]

Re: Just Saying HAM Can Kill a Mooslime

Imagine if the Taliban knew we dipped our bullets in pig blood!

Brother Reb that's a Godly thought. Black Jack Pershing did just that. Pig fat would make a great bullet lube.

http://www.breakthechain.org/exclusives/pershing.html

One important thing to note beforehand is that Muslims detest pork because they believe pigs are filthy animals. Some of them simply refuse to eat it, while others won't even touch pigs at all, nor any of their by-products. To them, eating or touching a pig, its meat, its blood, etc., is to be instantly barred from paradise (and those 72 virgins) and doomed to hell.


Just before World War I, there were a number of terrorist attacks on the United States forces in the Philippines by; you guessed it, Muslim extremists. So General Pershing captured 50 terrorists and had them tied to posts execution style. He then had his men bring in two pigs and slaughter them in front of the now horrified terrorists.


The soldiers then soaked their bullets in the pigs blood, and proceeded to execute 49 of the terrorists by firing squad. The soldiers then dug a big hole, dumped in the terrorist's bodies and covered them in pig blood, entrails, etc. They let the 50th terrorist go. And for the next forty-two years, there was not a single Muslim extremist attack anywhere in the world.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Just Saying HAM Can Kill a Mooslime

Brother Reb that's a Godly thought. Black Jack Pershing did just that. Pig fat would make a great bullet lube.

http://www.breakthechain.org/exclusives/pershing.html

One important thing to note beforehand is that Muslims detest pork because they believe pigs are filthy animals. Some of them simply refuse to eat it, while others won't even touch pigs at all, nor any of their by-products. To them, eating or touching a pig, its meat, its blood, etc., is to be instantly barred from paradise (and those 72 virgins) and doomed to hell.


Just before World War I, there were a number of terrorist attacks on the United States forces in the Philippines by; you guessed it, Muslim extremists. So General Pershing captured 50 terrorists and had them tied to posts execution style. He then had his men bring in two pigs and slaughter them in front of the now horrified terrorists.


The soldiers then soaked their bullets in the pigs blood, and proceeded to execute 49 of the terrorists by firing squad. The soldiers then dug a big hole, dumped in the terrorist's bodies and covered them in pig blood, entrails, etc. They let the 50th terrorist go. And for the next forty-two years, there was not a single Muslim extremist attack anywhere in the world.

Until we got soft and let the liebrals run the show.

Perhaps instead of sending a goat to Africa, we should send pigs to Gitmo?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Just Saying HAM Can Kill a Mooslime

The ones in Gitmo are already in captivity and so relatively harmless. (And I stress the relatively.) What we need is to fly planes over countries like Iran and drop pigs with explosives in their bellies, so as to distribute delicious bacon over the widest possible area. That'd truly put the fear of God into those dastardly Mo-HAM-maddeans.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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So if I said "MooHamHead", would they just detonate?

[TC Patriot]

Re: Just Saying HAM Can Kill a Mooslime

So if I said "MooHamHead", would they just detonate?

I think we should create a pig spray and spray like we did agent orange in Nam.

I also thing we should drop Baby Jesus dolls that say HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM.

We should export hoards of wild pigs to the Middle East.

True Christians love pork!

The reason there are no Muslims in Japan is because the Japs all have pig grenades.



Them Japs are smart.

[BelieverInGod]

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Maybe we should all buy this shirt. They have over 16,000 different 'pig' designs.

http://www.cafepress.ca/+pork_diagram_tshirt,426242351

[ExGay Alex]

Re: Just Saying HAM Can Kill a Mooslime

Brother Reb that's a Godly thought. Black Jack Pershing did just that. Pig fat would make a great bullet lube.

http://www.breakthechain.org/exclusives/pershing.html

One important thing to note beforehand is that Muslims detest pork because they believe pigs are filthy animals. Some of them simply refuse to eat it, while others won't even touch pigs at all, nor any of their by-products. To them, eating or touching a pig, its meat, its blood, etc., is to be instantly barred from paradise (and those 72 virgins) and doomed to hell.


Just before World War I, there were a number of terrorist attacks on the United States forces in the Philippines by; you guessed it, Muslim extremists. So General Pershing captured 50 terrorists and had them tied to posts execution style. He then had his men bring in two pigs and slaughter them in front of the now horrified terrorists.


The soldiers then soaked their bullets in the pigs blood, and proceeded to execute 49 of the terrorists by firing squad. The soldiers then dug a big hole, dumped in the terrorist's bodies and covered them in pig blood, entrails, etc. They let the 50th terrorist go. And for the next forty-two years, there was not a single Muslim extremist attack anywhere in the world.

What a truly inspiring story Jesus truly inspires the spirit of American ingenuity.

But it will not be long when the whole world is one big giant Mudslim empire. Get a gander at this:

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At the end, it calls on Believers (Christians) to stop the onslaught of Mudslime immigration. And I think it's a wake up call. Otherwise our children could be ruled by a nation basing the laws of the land on some mythic superstition from their "holy" book (the "kooran") and telling us all what to do lest we run foul of their religious "law." It's a nightmare scenario.