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  • IbelieveIknowwhat?
    Doesn't know very much
     
    • Dec 2007
    • 114

    #16
    Re: REJECTION!

    Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
    Secular public schools then teach about these mythical creatures to the children as part of their evil brain-washing scheme.

    I pray to JESUS that someday your eyes will be opened and you can see the REAL proof that lies just in front of you.
    oh and there arnt mythical creatures in the bible?
    oh excuse me, they arnt mythical because theyre in the bible, i bet if dinosaurs were in the bible youd believe in them to, or may if it said that we were all aliens made from dirt, oh wait it does say that...
    waring makeup and dresses and sleepign with boys doesnt make me a women, looser!

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    • One-eyed Jack
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 1092

      #17
      Re: REJECTION!

      Brethren and Sistern, I think this child is hopeless. From his spelling I'd peg him at about fifth grade, and he should not even be on the Internets.

      I feel I can only pray.

      Oh Lord, in Thy mercy, heal this stupid kid's tiny brain. Make it work like a real human brain, O Lord!

      For we know, O Lord, that not all Your children are equal. Some are wise, some are faithful, some are compassionate, and some -- like this one -- are stupid as cinderblocks.

      No, Lord, that is unkind. I beg You to forgive me.

      Cinderblocks are much wittier than the kid who is started this miserable thread.

      O Lord, fix this heathen's gray matter. Arrange his head-porridge so he can think -- even just a little bit, O Lord! -- and maybe even spell simple words too.

      'Cos right now he's hopeless.

      Amen!

      ~~ OEJ

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      • IbelieveIknowwhat?
        Doesn't know very much
         
        • Dec 2007
        • 114

        #18
        Re: REJECTION!

        Originally posted by One-eyed Jack View Post
        Brethren and Sistern, I think this child is hopeless. From his spelling I'd peg him at about fifth grade, and he should not even be on the Internets.

        I feel I can only pray.

        Oh Lord, in Thy mercy, heal this stupid kid's tiny brain. Make it work like a real human brain, O Lord!

        For we know, O Lord, that not all Your children are equal. Some are wise, some are faithful, some are compassionate, and some -- like this one -- are stupid as cinderblocks.

        No, Lord, that is unkind. I beg You to forgive me.

        Cinderblocks are much wittier than the kid who is started this miserable thread.

        O Lord, fix this heathen's gray matter. Arrange his head-porridge so he can think -- even just a little bit, O Lord! -- and maybe even spell simple words too.

        'Cos right now he's hopeless.

        Amen!

        ~~ OEJ
        oooooh, i should give you some MAJOR infraction points.....
        first, there are things that are important to me, and making sure that my spelling and grammar is absolutley perfect is not high up there on ht elist, and you just looking for ways to make fun of me, so that would put you in about the second grade you closed minded half-brained slug of a human. see it takes two to tango. and oh how the world would have been better if every one like you had a REAL human brain. im never hopeless, i will believe anything that makes sense, but nothing youve said so far has. you just babble on and on on how you think your superior, again the only thing a christian has ever talked to me about is how they are better than me. i bet on the inside you like to look at men....naked on the "internets."( theres only one internet. i actually surprised that you didnt call in the intarweb or the webernet)
        waring makeup and dresses and sleepign with boys doesnt make me a women, looser!

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        • VictoryOS
          True Christian™ Beauty Queen
           
          • Dec 2007
          • 5388

          #19
          Re: REJECTION!

          Originally posted by IbelieveIknowwhat? View Post
          did you know that people make the words of jesus
          You're right, the words of Jesus did come from a person...a person named JESUS.

          to make abuch of cra and hen
          I'm not sure what kind of measurement of quantity an "abuch" is, nor do I know what a "cra" is or why you'd want to pair it with a hen. Is that an incantation for some sort of wicker spell?
          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
          in 2016

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          • IbelieveIknowwhat?
            Doesn't know very much
             
            • Dec 2007
            • 114

            #20
            Re: REJECTION!

            Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
            You're right, the words of Jesus did come from a person...a person named JESUS.



            I'm not sure what kind of measurement of quantity an "abuch" is, nor do I know what a "cra" is or why you'd want to pair it with a hen. Is that an incantation for some sort of wicker spell?
            that would be them editing my post
            i said crap
            and there you go judging me again.......figures
            and what the hell is a wicker, i think the word you were looking for was wiccan
            waring makeup and dresses and sleepign with boys doesnt make me a women, looser!

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            • One-eyed Jack
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2007
              • 1092

              #21
              Re: REJECTION!

              But you see, nothing you've written has been coherent.

              Your thoughts may make sense inside your head, but if you cannot communicate your thoughts clearly then as far as the rest of the world is concerned your thoughts are incoherent.

              1. Christians are people of faith. Not logic. Not reason. Faith.

              2. For Christians, the primary article of our faith is that we are right and all competing belief systems are wrong. (See my previous post on the mutual exclusivity of metaphysical beliefs.)

              Now, from these two points flow simple consequences: You cannot argue logically that a Christian should devalue his belief system because other people -- Muslims, say -- believe something different with just as much fervor as Christians do.

              Remember, Christians are people of faith. You cannot use reason to attack their faith: it is not an effective tactic. And their faith says that they are right...and everyone else is wrong.

              Arguments like yours, even if expressed coherently, have almost no effect on a practicing Christian. They do not appeal to his faith, his "organ of religion"; they appeal to reason. And again: Christians are not people of reason, they are people of faith.

              Now as far as I am concerned, you are badly in need of a spanking. You appear to be impolite, snotty, illiterate, and itchin' for a fight. I, on the other hand, am a foul wreck of a man who lives in the mud under an old covered bridge, eats castoff cabbages, farts incessantly, and has huge tufts of hair growing from his ears and nose. When I go into the local market to buy my Ex-Lax mothers scream and cover their childrens' eyes, grown men turn pale, dogs howl, cats auto-eviscerate, and chickens shed their feathers from pure disgust.

              But you can try to make me feel bad about myself if you want... You'll have to choose the right words, though.

              How forcible are right words! but what doth your arguing reprove?

              Do ye imagine to reprove words, and the speeches of one that is desperate, which are as wind? Job 6:25, 26


              Praise ye the Lord!

              ~~ OEJ
              Last edited by One-eyed Jack; 12-30-2007, 03:10 AM. Reason: Mistakes

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              • IbelieveIknowwhat?
                Doesn't know very much
                 
                • Dec 2007
                • 114

                #22
                Re: REJECTION!

                Originally posted by One-eyed Jack View Post
                But you see, nothing you've written has been coherent.

                Your thoughts may make sense inside your head, but if you cannot communicate your thoughts clearly then as far as the rest of the world is concerned your thoughts are incoherent.

                1. Christians are people of faith. Not logic. Not reason. Faith.

                2. For Christians, the primary article of our faith is that we are right and all competing belief systems are wrong. (See my previous post on the mutual exclusivity of metaphysical beliefs.)

                Now, from these two points flow simple consequences: You cannot argue logically
                you can hit me with logic when you just said "Christians are people of faith. Not logic. Not reason."
                Originally posted by One-eyed Jack View Post
                that a Christian should devalue his belief system because other people -- Muslims, say -- believe something different with just as much fervor as Christians do.

                Remember, Christians are people of faith. You cannot use reason to attack their faith: it is not an effective tactic. And their faith says that they are right...and everyone else is wrong.

                Arguments like yours, even if expressed coherently, have almost no effect on a practicing Christian. They do not appeal to his faith, his "organ of religion"; they appeal to reason. And again: Christians are not people of reason, they are people of faith.

                Now as far as I am concerned, you are badly in need of a spanking.
                ya youd want to spank me you dirty boy
                Originally posted by One-eyed Jack View Post
                You appear to be impolite, snotty, illiterate, and itchin' for a fight. I, on the other hand, am a foul wreck of a man who lives in the mud under an old covered bridge, eats castoff cabbages, farts incessantly, and has huge tufts of hair growing from his ears and nose. When I go into the local market to buy my Ex-Lax mothers scream and cover their childrens' eyes, grown men turn pale, dogs howl, cats auto-eviscerate, and chickens shed their feathers from pure disgust.

                But you can try to make me feel bad about myself if you want... You'll have to choose the right words, though.

                How forcible are right words! but what doth your arguing reprove?

                Do ye imagine to reprove words, and the speeches of one that is desperate, which are as wind? Job 6:25, 26


                Praise ye the Lord!

                ~~ OEJ
                so what your saying is that no matter what happens you just stay the way you are and never change even in a million years?
                waring makeup and dresses and sleepign with boys doesnt make me a women, looser!

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                • One-eyed Jack
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 1092

                  #23
                  Re: REJECTION!

                  No: what I am saying is, you will get nowhere arguing logic against faith.

                  Wrong approach!

                  Suppose I was trying to convince a liberal Presbyterian that his religion is flawed. (Presbyterians are false Christians, so I feel no concern about whupping it up on their version of faith.)

                  First, I know he has faith in God. Second, I know that because he is a liberal he has faith in certain ideas about good and evil. For example, he almost certainly believes it is evil to kill other people just because they believe differently.

                  So, I set up a line of argument which pits one thing he takes on faith against another thing he takes on faith.

                  ----
                  Me: "Say, Brother Presby, a Hare Krishna handed me some religious literature in the airport the other day. And you know what God says about that."

                  Presby: "Er, we are to love our brothers. That is Christ's teaching."

                  Me: "But the Lord clearly commands us to kill those who proselytize for false gods."

                  Presby: "That law -- it is in Leviticus, I think -- was for the people of Israel. It is not meant for today."

                  Me: "But I do not understand, Brother Presby. Surely God's love and justice is eternal?"

                  Presby: "Yes, of course."

                  Me: "Then how can it be that killing a Hare Krishna is evil today, but killing the same Hare Krishna would have been good 3000 years ago? Is it not the death of a man, no matter what? Does he not suffer, and cry out in his extremity, and die at last no matter what?"

                  Presby: "Er, that law was, um, necessary to protect the early Israelites against, um, foreign agitators..."

                  Me: "Was not God powerful enough to protect them?"

                  Presby: "Uh, God must have had His reasons for the old law. He could not have commanded His people to work evil...But anyway, Jesus changed all the old laws."

                  Me: "Oh, Brother Presby...did Jesus not say that He did not come to abolish the law, and that not one jot nor tittle would pass from God's law until the world was ended?"

                  Presby: "He must have been speaking metaphorically. Or telling a joke."

                  Me: "How are we to understand God if we do not take Jesus seriously, and believe that He meant just what He said? How can God's law be eternal -- as Jesus said, lasting until the end of the world -- and yet in one century demand the killing of a man and in another century spare his life? It is not right, Brother Presby. Something is badly wrong here."
                  ----

                  You work within the system of faith. Pit belief in God against belief in moral goodness. Pit belief against belief, faith against faith. You can almost NEVER defeat a faith-based belief system by using a frontal assault with logic and reason.

                  When you grow up this technique -- working within a belief system and finding its internal contradictions -- may come in useful. Or it may not.

                  I think I'm wasting my time with you, actually. But you never know, maybe some good will come of it.

                  Moreover as for me, God forbid that I should sin against the LORD in ceasing to pray for you: but I will teach you the good and the right way. 1 Samuel 12:23


                  ~~ OEJ

                  Addendum: I have to go now. I'll reply tomorrow perhaps.

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                  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 12414

                    #24
                    Re: REJECTION!

                    Originally posted by IbelieveIknowwhat? View Post
                    I never said it did, and im not misunderstanding anything from that thing, ive never read it, dont have to have to go on living with out any feeling of guilt, and g ahead send me to hell, i bet ill have more fun ther living with people like einstein and aristotle and darwin and other great FREE thinkers like them.
                    We're not going to send you to Hell. That would be God's job. Anyway, you say you've never read the Bible, and I do find that easy to believe. After all, judging by your "spelling" I find it hard to believe you can get through a supermarket flier without moving your lips.
                    However, this is the challenge you presented to us in your first post...
                    As soon as you understand why you disbelieve and rejecty all other gods and religions, you will understand why i disbelieve in yours.
                    We "disbelieve and rejecty" all false gods and religions because God tells us to through His Holy Word, the Bible. By your poorly constructed words and them alone, we are to understand that because we reject them through God and the Bible, you reject God because of the Bible. Yet you say you've never read the Bible.
                    I strongly suspect you have no idea what you're trying to say, which makes perfect sense as Satan has such a firm grasp on your faculties.
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                    • IbelieveIknowwhat?
                      Doesn't know very much
                       
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 114

                      #25
                      Re: REJECTION!

                      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                      We're not going to send you to Hell. That would be God's job. Anyway, you say you've never read the Bible, and I do find that easy to believe. After all, judging by your "spelling" I find it hard to believe you can get through a supermarket flier without moving your lips.
                      However, this is the challenge you presented to us in your first post...

                      We "disbelieve and rejecty" all false gods and religions because God tells us to through His Holy Word, the Bible. By your poorly constructed words and them alone, we are to understand that because we reject them through God and the Bible, you reject God because of the Bible. Yet you say you've never read the Bible.
                      I strongly suspect you have no idea what you're trying to say, which makes perfect sense as Satan has such a firm grasp on your faculties.
                      so my finger hit the y key and i didnt care enough to delete it, big f'n deal. Correction, your god tells you too. mine doesn't. I dont reject anything, i disbelieve in your god not because of your bible, just because i thought for myself and not for another and came to my own conclusions, i didnt listen to some old guy in a dress standing at an alter for his crazy ass words just because my daddy and mommy told me so.
                      waring makeup and dresses and sleepign with boys doesnt make me a women, looser!

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                      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 12414

                        #26
                        Re: REJECTION!

                        Originally posted by IbelieveIknowwhat? View Post
                        so my finger hit the y key and i didnt care enough to delete it, big f'n deal. Correction, your god tells you too. mine doesn't. I dont reject anything, i disbelieve in your god not because of your bible, just because i thought for myself and not for another and came to my own conclusions, i didnt listen to some old guy in a dress standing at an alter for his crazy ass words just because my daddy and mommy told me so.
                        Then on top of your other multiple sins and retardations, you're a liar!

                        "As soon as you understand why you disbelieve and rejecty all other gods and religions, you will understand why i disbelieve in yours."

                        We reject false gods because God tells us to, and you reject God because you're full of hatred and self-loathing. They have nothing to do with each other at all!
                        Posted via Prayer

                        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                        Blogging for CHRIST!
                        Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                        All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                        Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                        On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                        My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                        • IbelieveIknowwhat?
                          Doesn't know very much
                           
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 114

                          #27
                          Re: REJECTION!

                          remind me again how im a liar
                          ??
                          waring makeup and dresses and sleepign with boys doesnt make me a women, looser!

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                          • One-eyed Jack
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 1092

                            #28
                            Re: REJECTION!

                            Well, for one example, you just wrote "I don't reject anything".

                            Your thread is titled "REJECTION" and throughout it you base your position on rejecting God.

                            Think before you type. If you type stuff like "I don't reject anything" after rejecting a whole belief-system, expect someone to call you a liar.

                            ----

                            O Lord, lead us in the ways of Thy righteous mind. Lead us poor miserable sinners to right thought, right action, and right understanding. Let not the snares and lime-twigs of Satan trap us like the lowly garden-finch is trapped by the rotten French (who eat the tiny birds whole, guts and all! It's disgusting!).

                            Lead us to think clearly, O Lord, and not write "too" when we should write "to", or "your" instead of "you're", like the damned illiterate heathens. In the beginning was the Word, O Lord, and the Word was God. So if we mangle our words like a chimp with its feet caught in a typewriter, we seem to mangle our Lord Himself.

                            ----

                            Now buckle up and think straight, IBelieveIKnow, and quite being lazy.

                            ~~ OEJ

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                            • IbelieveIknowwhat?
                              Doesn't know very much
                               
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 114

                              #29
                              Re: REJECTION!

                              i NEVER said i rejected ANYTHING. the thread is called rejection cause thats what you do constantly. i disbelieve in your god,idont reject it. i think youd find it helpful to actually READ the EXACT words i say next time before you call me a liar.
                              Disbelieve=I dont believe that he is my god
                              Reject=I dont believe he is real to anyone.
                              waring makeup and dresses and sleepign with boys doesnt make me a women, looser!

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                              • Wash O'Hanley
                                Debate Moderator (and participant)
                                Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate
                                Louder Than Reason
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                                • Sep 2006
                                • 2126

                                #30
                                Re: REJECTION!

                                Originally posted by IbelieveIknowwhat? View Post
                                i think youd find it helpful to actually READ the EXACT words i say next time before you call me a liar.
                                Much easier said than done. It'd be easier to take an advanced physics class from a Belorussian meth addict than it is to read one of your borderline literate posts.
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