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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12855

    #1

    Lutherans: You Should be Ashamed

    This is a story about all the things wrong with Lutherans and all the things right about LBC.



    Here, two young Lutheran pastors take to drink and drive into a snow bank. They get rung up by the police.

    What does their congregation do? Gives them a pass, gets all teary eyed in "forgiveness".

    If they had been pastors at LBC, we would have left them in the snowbank!
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
  • James Dewitt
    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
    • Jan 2010
    • 6267

    #2
    Re: Lutherans: You Should be Ashamed

    You aint just kidding. Did you see the picture of that guy? If he aint a Homer then Jesus is not real.
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    • ExGay Alex
      Helping boys become upright model citizens
      True Christian™
      • May 2008
      • 1295

      #3
      Re: Lutherans: You Should be Ashamed

      He is NOT a homer. We went through the program together. It's prayed away.
      "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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