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  • PhillipDimitri
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    Re: I'm a scientologist...

    Originally posted by Enigmatic Harpo Marx View Post
    Much as your learning would be, no doubt! You show me a man that is not biased and I will show you a corpse. Tell me Phillip, are you yourself free of bias? I would think not!

    The only words that should be coming out of your mouth are ones that involve you asking permission to lick my boots! You don't sound ready to accept Jesus and you have blatently refused my offer to save you from the torture pits of Hell, so I fear you may find yourself at odds on all fronts here. Trust me, I won't loose sleep over the thought of you roasting in the Eighth Circle....
    Am I to suppose you're a reader of Dante? I did not mean to altogether deny you privilege over educating me on the finer aspects of your religion, I just meant that I do, in my part try to be as fair and unbiased as I may. I am not yet in a good way with Jesus Christ and I do not intend on learning from you nor ANYONE the method by which I shall navigate the torture pits of Hell.

    I live my life the best I can, or best I care to and where I end up is where I end up.

    I however, apologize for making such a short post which obviously made you feel that I was trying to offend you. I was not and shall not. You are my brother, my fellow man and you have done nothing to me. You deserve the same treatment as everyone else and I shall give you that. I am not saying I pity you, and I am not saying I feel sympathy but it is disconcerting that you could not lose sleep over someone roasting in Hell.

    You obviously don't like me now and I'm fine with that, but it doesn't take a genius to figure out the bent and twisted aspect with which you view religion. I've read Inferno (Hell), Purgatorio (Purgatory), and Paradiso (Paradise), the Divine Comedy is an Italian work of FICTION. Base anything off of that, do you?

    I do not want to befriend you, I do not want you as my enemy. I'll remain neutral to your beliefs so long as you treat me as an equal and no longer degrade my character with filth about my licking your boots.

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  • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
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    Re: I'm a scientologist...

    Originally posted by PhillipDimitri View Post
    I'm sure your teachings and opinions would be biased and therefore inaccurate.
    Much as your learning would be, no doubt! You show me a man that is not biased and I will show you a corpse. Tell me Phillip, are you yourself free of bias? I would think not!

    The only words that should be coming out of your mouth are ones that involve you asking permission to lick my boots! You don't sound ready to accept Jesus and you have blatently refused my offer to save you from the torture pits of Hell, so I fear you may find yourself at odds on all fronts here. Trust me, I won't loose sleep over the thought of you roasting in the Eighth Circle....

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  • PhillipDimitri
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    Re: I'm a scientologist...

    Originally posted by Enigmatic Harpo Marx View Post
    A nice guess for one who has not devoted themsleves to Satan, I would properly educate you on the workings of Hell but I feel it would be quite inappropriate to do so in a forum such as this, though I am always willing to accept those that wish to convert to the Lord of the Morning.



    I thank you for the compliment Brother! I do try to hold myself with a certain degree of eloquence
    I'm sure your teachings and opinions would be biased and therefore inaccurate.

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  • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
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    Re: I'm a scientologist...

    Originally posted by PhillipDimitri View Post
    What makes you think you'll be a rank above anyone? I do not know anything for sure (after all that is why I came to this forum in the first place, knowledge) but I do not see Satan as a being who plays favorites. Please, correct me if I'm wrong, but my thoughts on Hell are as follows.

    If there ARE ranks for the lowly and decrepit, torture is sure to come your way in one manner or another. In ways which your torture is considerably lesser than that of "I_Am_The_One"'s, it will be made up for by his reprieve at the time of your lashings.

    I may be wrong, or I may by some miracle of God actually be on the right track here. It's just ridiculous to me for someone to think that they will be going to Hell and become a Colonel in the armies of the damned.

    It doesn't matter though because the contents of one page of the Book of Life could destroy entire armies of damned souls. That I know and truly believe.
    A nice guess for one who has not devoted themsleves to Satan, I would properly educate you on the workings of Hell but I feel it would be quite inappropriate to do so in a forum such as this, though I am always willing to accept those that wish to convert to the Lord of the Morning.

    And the sad thing is, he's still more articulate than most of the trash we get in here.
    I thank you for the compliment Brother! I do try to hold myself with a certain degree of eloquence

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: I'm a scientologist...

    Originally posted by PhillipDimitri View Post
    What makes you think you'll be a rank above anyone? I do not know anything for sure (after all that is why I came to this forum in the first place, knowledge) but I do not see Satan as a being who plays favorites. Please, correct me if I'm wrong, but my thoughts on Hell are as follows.

    If there ARE ranks for the lowly and decrepit, torture is sure to come your way in one manner or another. In ways which your torture is considerably lesser than that of "I_Am_The_One"'s, it will be made up for by his reprieve at the time of your lashings.

    I may be wrong, or I may by some miracle of God actually be on the right track here. It's just ridiculous to me for someone to think that they will be going to Hell and become a Colonel in the armies of the damned.

    It doesn't matter though because the contents of one page of the Book of Life could destroy entire armies of damned souls. That I know and truly believe.
    He's a Satanist, and is well and truly deluded, damned and doomed. And the sad thing is, he's still more articulate than most of the trash we get in here. Jesus weeps.

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  • PhillipDimitri
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    Re: I'm a scientologist...

    Originally posted by Enigmatic Harpo Marx View Post
    Ah, you speak Tongues! At least you'll be able to understand me when I'm ordering your soul around in Hell.
    What makes you think you'll be a rank above anyone? I do not know anything for sure (after all that is why I came to this forum in the first place, knowledge) but I do not see Satan as a being who plays favorites. Please, correct me if I'm wrong, but my thoughts on Hell are as follows.

    If there ARE ranks for the lowly and decrepit, torture is sure to come your way in one manner or another. In ways which your torture is considerably lesser than that of "I_Am_The_One"'s, it will be made up for by his reprieve at the time of your lashings.

    I may be wrong, or I may by some miracle of God actually be on the right track here. It's just ridiculous to me for someone to think that they will be going to Hell and become a Colonel in the armies of the damned.

    It doesn't matter though because the contents of one page of the Book of Life could destroy entire armies of damned souls. That I know and truly believe.

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  • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
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    Re: I'm a scientologist...

    Originally posted by I_Am_The_One View Post
    k*****i
    Ah, you speak Tongues! At least you'll be able to understand me when I'm ordering your soul around in Hell.

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  • I_Am_The_One
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    Re: I'm a scientologist...

    Originally posted by Enigmatic Harpo Marx View Post
    Not worth the time, eh? If you think about it, Satan is the Adversary to God, so really the only thing you can do that's worse than pissing off Satan is piss off God. From what I've read it looks like you've done a little of both. I sure will enjoy using you as a foot rest in Hell.
    k*****i
    Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 01-03-2008, 02:12 PM. Reason: demonic code edited

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  • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
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    Re: I'm a scientologist...

    Originally posted by I_Am_The_One View Post
    I don't even feel they're worth my time.
    Not worth the time, eh? If you think about it, Satan is the Adversary to God, so really the only thing you can do that's worse than pissing off Satan is piss off God. From what I've read it looks like you've done a little of both. I sure will enjoy using you as a foot rest in Hell.

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  • I_Am_The_One
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    Re: I'm a scientologist...

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Are you so lame that you can't even properly insult a satanist?

    Pathetic.
    I don't even feel they're worth my time.

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  • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
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    Re: I'm a scientologist...

    Originally posted by I_Am_The_One View Post
    Your mom, for one.
    Ahh, I miss the good 'ole days of monkey bars and "your mom" jokes.

    Thank you for the trip down memory lane.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: I'm a scientologist...

    Originally posted by I_Am_The_One View Post
    Your mom, for one.
    Are you so lame that you can't even properly insult a satanist?

    Pathetic.

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  • I_Am_The_One
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    Your mom, for one.

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  • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
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    Re: I'm a scientologist...

    Originally posted by I_Am_The_One View Post
    piffle you guys, you're crappy excuses for Christians.
    Hey, not all of us here are Christians. What would you know about Christians anyway, Scientologist?

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: I'm a scientologist...

    Originally posted by I_Am_The_One View Post
    piffle you guys, you're crappy excuses for Christians.
    I see we have satan all riled up! Coming from a demon worshiping cultist, I'll your hateful rant as a compliment.

    By the way, did you know that every time you persecute us, we are actually BLESSED BY GOD?

    Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
    5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
    5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

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