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  • I_Am_The_One
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2008
    • 16

    #1

    I'm a scientologist...

    ...but will Jesus love me the same?
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: I'm a scientologist...

    Originally posted by I_Am_The_One View Post
    ...but will Jesus love me the same?
    Scientologists are going to roast in the deepest pits of hell. They worship space aliens and satan. Take a look at THIS.

    "But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction." -2nd Peter 2:1

    The answer to your question is NO. Jesus hates cultists. Repent now.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
      Resident ex-satanist
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 488

      #3
      Re: I'm a scientologist...

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Scientologists are going to roast in the deepest pits of hell. They worship space aliens and satan. Take a look at THIS.

      "But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction." -2nd Peter 2:1

      The answer to your question is NO. Jesus hates cultists. Repent now.
      Don't worry Zeke, this jokers obviously a troll. Doesn't mean he's not damned of course....
      Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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      • I_Am_The_One
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jan 2008
        • 16

        #4
        Re: I'm a scientologist...

        Do you hate me?

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        • SalvationSeeker
          True Christian™ Theologian
          Forum Member
          • Sep 2006
          • 3892

          #5
          Re: I'm a scientologist...

          Originally posted by I_Am_The_One View Post
          Do you hate me?
          Jesus hates you. So would it matter if we don't?
          The foolish shall not stand in thy sight:
          Thou hatest all workers of iniquity.
          Psalm 5:5

          You're currently going to hell, boy.
          But wouldn't you like Jesus to love you and go to Heaven instead?
          Repent of your vile scientology and your filthy sins, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal Savior!
          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
          Proverbs 9:12-13

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          • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
            Resident ex-satanist
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2007
            • 488

            #6
            Are trolls getting dumber?

            Originally posted by I_Am_The_One View Post
            Do you hate me?
            Yes. Can you blame me? You come here trying to troll and this is the best you can come up with? Do you lack the ability to be original?

            I am hereby commandeering this thread.

            Are genetics deteriorating due to inbreeding or is the sorry excuse for "media" and "culture" in this country frying the brain cells of its so called citizens?

            I haven't read the Bible for a while so I'm not sure if it has an answer to this question. I need the opinion of you learned theologians out there.
            Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: I'm a scientologist...

              Originally posted by I_Am_The_One View Post
              Do you hate me?
              In addition to the loving message Brother SS just offered you, I need to tell you that according to God's commandments in the KJV Holy Bible, we are to hate that which He hates.

              Psalm 139:19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
              20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
              21 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
              22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.


              Does that answer your question, troll?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • I_Am_The_One
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jan 2008
                • 16

                #8
                Re: I'm a scientologist...

                Fuck you guys, you're crappy excuses for Christians.

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                • SalvationSeeker
                  True Christian™ Theologian
                  Forum Member
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 3892

                  #9
                  Re: I'm a scientologist...

                  Originally posted by I_Am_The_One View Post
                  piffle you guys, you're crappy excuses for Christians.
                  That was a hateful thing to say.
                  But if that's what you think, prove it.
                  Tell us how we are wrong using the Holy Bible - Chapter and verse, please.
                  If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                  A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                  Proverbs 9:12-13

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                  • eliot mayfield
                    God Squad
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9324

                    #10
                    Re: I'm a scientologist...

                    Originally posted by I_Am_The_One View Post
                    piffle you guys, you're crappy excuses for Christians.
                    We are not excuses for Christians. That's what sets us apart. We are
                    True Christians (tm)
                    Matthew:
                    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Re: I'm a scientologist...

                      Originally posted by I_Am_The_One View Post
                      piffle you guys, you're crappy excuses for Christians.
                      I see we have satan all riled up! Coming from a demon worshiping cultist, I'll your hateful rant as a compliment.

                      By the way, did you know that every time you persecute us, we are actually BLESSED BY GOD?

                      Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                      5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                      5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
                        Resident ex-satanist
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 488

                        #12
                        Re: I'm a scientologist...

                        Originally posted by I_Am_The_One View Post
                        piffle you guys, you're crappy excuses for Christians.
                        Hey, not all of us here are Christians. What would you know about Christians anyway, Scientologist?
                        Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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                        • I_Am_The_One
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 16

                          #13
                          Re: I'm a scientologist...

                          Your mom, for one.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #14
                            Re: I'm a scientologist...

                            Originally posted by I_Am_The_One View Post
                            Your mom, for one.
                            Are you so lame that you can't even properly insult a satanist?

                            Pathetic.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
                              Resident ex-satanist
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 488

                              #15
                              Re: I'm a scientologist...

                              Originally posted by I_Am_The_One View Post
                              Your mom, for one.
                              Ahh, I miss the good 'ole days of monkey bars and "your mom" jokes.

                              Thank you for the trip down memory lane.
                              Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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