[Grace K]

Re: Ugh... Pokemon

These games have a clear bias against Christianity.

The "pocket monsters", likely to be a phallic symbol, are allowed to evolve in the game. This is a definite stance against God's creation of the universe.

Not only that, but the monsters are depicted as Devils and dragons. Anything outside the realm of God's original creation is demonic. These monsters use "special powers" which could induce kids into thinking that witchcraft accepted.

Furthermore, there has been reports of kids suffering epilepsy attacks after watching the cartoon.

Epilepsy? Please.

It's a warning from God. A proactive torment.

Kids (At church) are given those for Godly actions! I myself have quite the collection that I've saved up from all my good deeds!!

[TheCircleOfLife]

Re: Ugh... Pokemon

Haha you silly plonker, it's a game. Are you still afraid that monsters hide under your bed as you slumber? I would also like to point out that not all pokemon have 'special powers', for example, magikarp can only splash and (if taught) tackle, things that a lot of fish can do. I think you'll find real fish that have more 'special powers' than pokemon. For example, there's a jellyfish that can ultimately live forever if it's not eaten, and a frog that starts out as a HUGE tadpole that shrinks as it grows old, and there are many others, especcially in the deep sea. Angler fish, Frill sharks, and bioluminescent fish are incredible! There is even a fish that is see through, and you can see everything it eats!

[Grace K]

Re: Ugh... Pokemon

Haha you silly plonker, it's a game. Are you still afraid that monsters hide under your bed as you slumber? I would also like to point out that not all pokemon have 'special powers', for example, magikarp can only splash and (if taught) tackle, things that a lot of fish can do. I think you'll find real fish that have more 'special powers' than pokemon. For example, there's a jellyfish that can ultimately live forever if it's not eaten, and a frog that starts out as a HUGE tadpole that shrinks as it grows old, and there are many others, especcially in the deep sea. Angler fish, Frill sharks, and bioluminescent fish are incredible! There is even a fish that is see through, and you can see everything it eats!

It is not a game. You might think of it as a game, but we know it for what it is: An attempt to drag as many people to hell as it can with them, by getting them to believe in their satanic magical powers and to turn away from God! And by the looks of it, you're going to be joining them.
Have fun!

[TheCircleOfLife]

Re: Ugh... Pokemon

It is not a game. You might think of it as a game, but we know it for what it is: An attempt to drag as many people to hell as it can with them, by getting them to believe in their satanic magical powers and to turn away from God! And by the looks of it, you're going to be joining them.
Have fun!

Ah yes well if satan is real, I'll smile up at you in my pit of flames, or else purhaps meet you down there :3

[Grace K]

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Ah yes well if satan is real, I'll smile up at you in my pit of flames, or else purhaps meet you down there :3

Actually he IS real, if you read Genesis 3 you would know that. And too bad there will be no smiling in hell, only burning and eternal torment. As for the joining you part, not if I can help it. I do not wish to be with people like you!

[TheCircleOfLife]

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Actually he IS real, if you read Genesis 3 you would know that. And too bad there will be no smiling in hell, only burning and eternal torment. As for the joining you part, not if I can help it. I do not wish to be with people like you!

Why should I believe in Satan if I don't believe in the Bible? That's like a polytheist trying to get you to believe in their gods by showing you a book they wrote about them. It's just not substantial evidence.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Ah yes well if satan is real, I'll smile up at you in my pit of flames.

No you won't you Scottish whore. You'll be peeled like a grape and dipped in scalding hot satanic spunk for all eternity. Hell isn't a pink tea party!

Mark 9:43-48
... into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

[godismygod]

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Pokemon is the devil in disguise behind cute facade of fantasy creatures. It's an introduction to hell. It damns childrens before they even have a chance to know the true beauty of God
Damn those chinks.

[John_Alvin]

Re: Ugh... Pokemon

These games have a clear bias against Christianity.

The "pocket monsters", likely to be a phallic symbol, are allowed to evolve in the game. This is a definite stance against God's creation of the universe.

Not only that, but the monsters are depicted as Devils and dragons. Anything outside the realm of God's original creation is demonic. These monsters use "special powers" which could induce kids into thinking that witchcraft accepted.

Furthermore, there has been reports of kids suffering epilepsy attacks after watching the cartoon.

Epilepsy? Please.

It's a warning from God. A proactive torment.

I'm not sure how you get a phallic symbol from the name "pocket monsters". If you've ever seen the cartoon, the monsters shrink in size in order to fit inside a portable ball. They are literally called "pocket monsters" because they are small enough to fit into a pocket...at least in the fantasy world of the TV shows and games.

[Atheist Slayer]

Re: Ugh... Pokemon

I played Pokemon when I was a child. That was before my eyes were opened to the Glory of The Lord. It's a heathenistic franchise created to sway children towards eternal damnation.

[felicitysparrow]

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No you won't you Scottish whore. You'll be peeled like a grape and dipped in scalding hot satanic spunk for all eternity. Hell isn't a pink tea party!

Scotland's actually quite a nice place, not a thing to be thrown about in insult (I've been living here 6 months and they've all been very kind to me!) Also, the pit of fire so often talked about in Revelation could be interpreted as a total desctruction of the soul, no torment, just no existence.

And the Pokemon debate is much like the Harry Potter debate, totally irrelevent to anyone's salvation.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Scotland's actually quite a nice place, not a thing to be thrown about in insult (I've been living here 6 months and they've all been very kind to me!) Also, the pit of fire so often talked about in Revelation could be interpreted as a total desctruction of the soul, no torment, just no existence.

And the Pokemon debate is much like the Harry Potter debate, totally irrelevent to anyone's salvation.

Shut your mouth, feminazi. I'll bet your husband beats you every day.


I know I would if you were my wife.

[felicitysparrow]

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Shut your mouth, feminazi. I'll bet your husband beats you every day.


I know I would if you were my wife.

Well aren't you romantic?

And I'm only 19, so I won't be looking to settle down for another 5 or so years

[AngelClark]

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Well aren't you romantic?

And I'm only 19, so I won't be looking to settle down for another 5 or so years

Why? Does your Father hate you that much that he hasn't selected a husband for you yet? You missing so many child bearing years by not being married and popping out sons for Christ. Do you not wish to go to Heaven? I shall pray your Father has a change of heart and finds you a True Christian man and quickly for YOUR souls sake.

[Mloump]

Re: Ugh... Pokemon

Pokemon at least produces wonderful music. Listening to this before going to bed in the evening makes my life complete.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOhEM52HTCg&feature=related