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  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449

    #16
    Re: Satanism

    Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
    Oh Dear.
    I hope It's not catching
    So do I. I apologize for giving these examples though.

    Perhaps they should be put in the swear filter, and replaced with random favorite KJV quotes.
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • rikusorakairiown
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jan 2008
      • 81

      #17
      Re: Satanism

      I'm not mocking you.

      And, what is KJV?

      I know of KHV, but not KJV..

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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2026
        • 15118

        #18
        Re: Satanism

        Originally posted by rikusorakairiown View Post
        I'm not mocking you.

        And, what is KJV?

        I know of KHV, but not KJV..
        The only TRUE Bible.

        The King James Version 1611

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • rikusorakairiown
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jan 2008
          • 81

          #19
          Re: Satanism

          Oh I see.

          But there's an unbound amount of smileys, it would take forever to censor them all, plus, surely people would think of more...

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          • Talitha
            Deaconess
            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2026
            • 15118

            #20
            Re: Satanism

            Originally posted by rikusorakairiown View Post
            Oh I see.

            But there's an unbound amount of smileys, it would take forever to censor them all, plus, surely people would think of more...
            All our Smiley's are Pastor approved.

            Even as a Moderator I don't have any Authority over our Holy Smiley's.

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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            • rikusorakairiown
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jan 2008
              • 81

              #21
              Re: Satanism

              I was reffering to typed out smileys like "XDDD" or "C=" or "o_O;;"

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              • One-eyed Jack
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 1092

                #22
                Re: Satanism

                Holy cow.

                So "LaVeyan Satanism" is just atheism or agnosticism with an obfuscated name and a touch of mysticism thrown in for the purposes of confusion.

                It has nothing to do with Satan as an actual being, so the name is...um, sort of stupid, actually. Why name a belief system after something that has only passing significance to the belief system? Might as well call it Pink-bunnyism or Fnordpuckerism.

                Look. Atheists believe there is no deity.

                Agnostics believe there might be a deity, which is where it sounds like the LaVeyan "Satanists" actually fit in...although they seem too stupid to know much about it.

                Satanists believe in or worship Satan, which is why they're called Satanists. Anton LaVey did not believe Satan exists, but used the name anyway...mostly in order to his nutcake occultist-materialism sound flashy and cool.

                Quite stupid, actually.

                I have very little tolerance for superstitous clap-twaddle...and that appears to be what Anton LaVey subscribed to. He plagiarized large parts of his so-called "Satanic Bible" and later, being a fool, shot himself.

                Standard behavior for a superstitious idiot.

                rikusorakairiown, I would suggest you replace your siggie with "I am a LaVeyan". That makes actual sense.

                ~~ OEJ

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                • Wide-Open
                  Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                  A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                  Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 18449

                  #23
                  Re: Satanism

                  Originally posted by One-eyed Jack View Post
                  He plagiarized large parts of his so-called "Satanic Bible" and later, being a fool, shot himself.
                  Very emo if you ask me. Oh well, it probably saved the world from endless 'Ooh, I'm so saaaaad' poetry.
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • rikusorakairiown
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 81

                    #24
                    Re: Satanism

                    On the thought that satanists are those who worship satan can I please refer you to

                    Devil Worship: The worship of an actual devil, who fights against god, is a form of Christian belief, not shared by Satanists of the Church of Satan.

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                    • One-eyed Jack
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 1092

                      #25
                      Re: Satanism

                      On LaVeyism, from Wickedpedia:

                      LaVeyan Satanism is a religion founded in 1966 by Anton LaVey. Its teachings are based on individualism, social Darwinism, self-indulgence, and "eye-for-an-eye" morality, with influence from Friedrich Nietzsche and Ayn Rand, while its rituals and magic draw heavily from occultists as Aleister Crowley.
                      Holy hoppin' hucksters. Yet another "magickal" self-indulgent mass of incoherent pseudo-religious superstition from a bad writer out to make a few bucks.

                      Apparently LaVeyism believes, as did Nietzsche and Hitler, in the ubermensch or "superman". In the self-indulgent creed of the LaVeyan, the ubermensch is the "Satanist" who does whatever is best for him. He's entitled to do whatever he wants because, quite frankly, the "Satanist" is an irrationalist who has deceived himself into thinking that he has The Truth.

                      What makes this particular brand of fruitcake different from any other in mankinds long and idiotic history of fruitcakery?

                      Nothing.

                      It's the same old irrational nonsense, with a touch of materialist philosophy and plenty of selfishness and self-indulgence thrown in. And, of course, lots of occultist superstition and "Satan" added for purposes of marketability.

                      (Nobody would buy a book called "Occultist Materialism" but plenty of googly-eyed squirrels will buy something titled "Satanic Bible".)

                      Sheesh.

                      Just when old and cabbage-faced One-eyed Jack thinks he's seen the depths of human folly, along comes a new crackpot.

                      ~~ OEJ

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #26
                        Re: Satanism

                        What this demon doesn't understand is that LaVey was actually a corrupt old joo who died penniless and insane. He made up his fake "religion" as a scam to make money, after his child porn operation got shut down by the DOF.

                        Not a man you should be trying to emulate, Mr. Demon boy.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Harold Law
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 136

                          #27
                          Re: Satanism

                          Oh I didn't know the mentally handicapped were welcome in the forum.
                          Ephesians 5:22-24
                          22*Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23*For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. 24*Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #28
                            Re: Satanism

                            Originally posted by dantescritic View Post
                            Oh I didn't know the mentally handicapped were welcome in the forum.
                            They aren't, but in your case we made an exception.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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