[AmIOutOfMyMind]

Re: Pastor Melissa Scott - The Ex Pornstar! Warning: GRAPHIC PORN

Brothers and Sisters,
As one of the foremost experts on both disgusting pornographical images and slutty celebrity lesbians here at Landover, I decided it was up to me to bring this slattern to your attentions. Meet Pastor Melissa Scott:

“Pastor” Melissa Scott!?!? Perhaps Mrs. Scott is unfamiliar with 1st Corinthians!

Since this whore has no authority to call herself a Pastor, maybe I should call her by her porno name, Barbi (or Barbie) Bridges. I have, with my typical skill, subtly edited the horrific images that follow so they are fit for viewing by my fellow Landoverians. However, if you are offended by images of wanton harlotry, sexual debaucheries, or pornolesbiality, you may not want to view this thread.

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Can you believe this slut dares to preach God’s Word? Unbelievable!

Just so you know, this lesbo WHORE doesn't stop at simply displaying her breasts and splayed open cooter for all to see! No! Among other things, she engages in filthy sapphic displays of actual hardcore dyke sex!!!

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This woman claims to be CHRISTIAN!!! Pah I say, PAH!

Friends, this slut represents EVERYTHING that is wrong with false Christianity! She claims to have found Jesus, she DENIES her porno past, and she, A WOMAN, leads thousands of followers astray every Sunday as she lie and lies and LIES from her whore's pulpit!

Well, I'll not stand idly by and watch as this slut from Hell destroys what we hold dear! If I have to look at a MILLION disgusting nude pictures of this Satanic tramp, I'll do it! Why you ask? Because THAT is the kind of True Chirstian that I am! Glory!

Capt. A. Portway.. what were you doing anyway that you came across these pictures???!!!!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Pastor Melissa Scott - The Ex Pornstar! Warning: GRAPHIC PORN

any hidden messages here?

Good grief! Is there no end to her evil ways?



Excellent catch, JGS!

YiC,

Z. Smyth

[JustGotSaved]

Re: Pastor Melissa Scott - The Ex Pornstar! Warning: GRAPHIC PORN

any hidden messages here?

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Pastor Melissa Scott - The Ex Pornstar! Warning: GRAPHIC PORN

I am shocked,dismayed and saddened by this revelation. Porn star pastor? Can society sink to a depth lower than this? I think not. I've had to rinse my eyes out with vinegar in an effort to erase those depraved images. Baby Jesus must be crying at this moment. Is it any wonder that our young are being lured into atheism with false "Christians" such as this strumpet tarnishing our image? Were I Jesus, I'd send a lightning bolt right up her exposed cooter! Yea Verily Amen!!

A fair and just Biblical punishment Sir.

[Brother Barnabus]

Re: Pastor Melissa Scott - The Ex Pornstar! Warning: GRAPHIC PORN

I am shocked,dismayed and saddened by this revelation. Porn star pastor? Can society sink to a depth lower than this? I think not. I've had to rinse my eyes out with vinegar in an effort to erase those depraved images. Baby Jesus must be crying at this moment. Is it any wonder that our young are being lured into atheism with false "Christians" such as this strumpet tarnishing our image? Were I Jesus, I'd send a lightning bolt right up her exposed cooter! Yea Verily Amen!!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Pastor Melissa Scott - The Ex Pornstar! Warning: GRAPHIC PORN

Once a whore, always a whore... trying to defile the pulpit.

Nonsense! A whore can stop sinning, repent and choose Jesus! We have several ex-whores in our Church. Jesus even revirginized some of them!

[Atheist Slayer]

Re: Pastor Melissa Scott - The Ex Pornstar! Warning: GRAPHIC PORN

Once a whore, always a whore... trying to defile the pulpit.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Pastor Melissa Scott - The Ex Pornstar! Warning: GRAPHIC PORN

Such dreadful use of italics! YOU clearly do not KNOW how to USE such FUNCTIONS.

Neither do you!

Perhaps you should waste less time whining about typography and more time reading the Holy Bible!

[Cursed]

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Such dreadful use of italics! YOU clearly do not KNOW how to USE such FUNCTIONS.

Captain Portway, as a True Christian, is your host, as this is his internet home.

You, Mr. John Calvin, are the guest in his home.

The rules of common courtesy demand that you be polite and respectful to your host, or excuse yourself.

Are you a participating member of society who follows the rules of common courtesy? Or are you an ignorant savage that rampages through the house, roaring with vitriol and entangling himself in the drapes in a fit of defecation?

[John_Alvin]

Re: Pastor Melissa Scott - The Ex Pornstar! Warning: GRAPHIC PORN

Friends, this slut represents EVERYTHING that is wrong with false Christianity! She claims to have found Jesus, she DENIES her porno past, and she, A WOMAN, leads thousands of followers astray every Sunday as she lie and lies and LIES from her whore's pulpit!

Well, I'll not stand idly by and watch as this slut from Hell destroys what we hold dear! If I have to look at a MILLION disgusting nude pictures of this Satanic tramp, I'll do it! Why you ask? Because THAT is the kind of True Chirstian that I am! Glory!

Such dreadful use of italics! YOU clearly do not KNOW how to USE such FUNCTIONS.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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LOL
Tiger Beat!? Dude, I haven't read that since I was, like, 9!

I think you meant Sir here.

Dude, I'm 23.

And here I would have gone with Professor.


And for what it's worth, if you talk like a 10 year old, people are going to treat you like a 10 year old. I'm just saying . . .

[JustGotSaved]

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[message deleted by JGS due to not wanting to stick my nose in this one and cant find the delete message entirely button]

[Khaotic Angel]

Re: Pastor Melissa Scott - The Ex Pornstar! Warning: GRAPHIC PORN

So, you stopped reading last May then?

Dude, I'm 23.

[Professor Bessemer]

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LOL
Tiger Beat!? Dude, I haven't read that since I was, like, 9!

So, you stopped reading last May then?

[Khaotic Angel]

Re: Pastor Melissa Scott - The Ex Pornstar! Warning: GRAPHIC PORN

She read it in Tiger Beat magazine, it must be true!

LOL
Tiger Beat!? Dude, I haven't read that since I was, like, 9!