[Brother Temperance]

Re: NUNS. SHOULD THEY BE MADE ILLEGAL?

Sorry, I meant if you believe a certain way of life based on belief SHOULD be illegal, you have an issue.

Thanks

First of all, do you think Islamism should be legal? If so, why do you hate America and freedom? If not, then you're a hypocrite. Second of all, Sister Talitha is a Godly Christian woman, so if it was that time of the month where she has her unclean issue, she would be locked up in a shed somewhere and not posting on the internet tubes.

Now, while we're on the subject what about Monks?
I MEAN COME ON!!!

They spend all of their lives living in a Male only Community obviously Sodomizing one another all day long to get their sexual relief. They walk around in Robes, obviously stark naked underneath to give one-another quick access.
I say make these Homers illegal too!
Or at least make sure that if they want to live the Monk Lifestyle that they have their Choo-choo's removed first.
That way no Seed gets spilled and they can't go around buggering each other all day long.

I don't know...if people have to be Catholics, it's better for them to be locked up in some kind of segregated community than for them to be mingling with/sodomising the population at large. Maybe we should put barbed wire and landmines around the borders of monastries, to help them keep their vows? Also we should start building special monastries for negroes.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: NUNS. SHOULD THEY BE MADE ILLEGAL?

First of all, do you think Islamism should be legal? If so, why do you hate America and freedom? If not, then you're a hypocrite. Second of all, Sister Talitha is a Godly Christian woman, so if it was that time of the month where she has her unclean issue, she would be locked up in a shed somewhere and not posting on the internet tubes.

I'd think you America-worshippers would recognize the First Amendment...

I don't know...if people have to be Catholics, it's better for them to be locked up in some kind of segregated community than for them to be mingling with/sodomising the population at large. Maybe we should put barbed wire and landmines around the borders of monastries, to help them keep their vows? Also we should start building special monastries for negroes.

Well, your "Godly" National Guard would be swarming the place to have you hauled to federal prison then!

[Mr. Jingles]

Re: NUNS. SHOULD THEY BE MADE ILLEGAL?

I am pleased to report that Federal Anti-nun legislation has been introduced in the House & Senate. It will be signed into law in January 2009 by George W Bush, as soon as he enters his third term in the White House.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: NUNS. SHOULD THEY BE MADE ILLEGAL?

If you are uncomfortable posting them, please send by PM.

Or perhaps a video narration? Would it be too much to ask for a person, private recital, say tonight right after our Brother's Prayer Circle (we'll be praying once again for Jesus to smite that uppity nigra Obsama Nabama)? I can guarantee a large, solid audience of rapt attention.

I was thinking along the same lines Pastor Zeke. We have lots o' nuns over here, so it would add to my rebuking skills to know exactly what they are up to behind closed doors.

I must say though, Sister Tal's monks and choo-choos almost killed my, eh, learning mood ever so slightly.

Could we start again from the earlobes, please?

I don't know why sister Talitha went and ruined the enlightening direction this thread was going either. All that monk talk wilted my interest too. Let's hope that sister M&M can join us after our Prayer Warrior Circle tonight. I'm sure her personal testimony will prove to be very uplifting.

[ultima]

Re: NUNS. SHOULD THEY BE MADE ILLEGAL?

Or perhaps a video narration? Would it be too much to ask for a person, private recital, say tonight right after our Brother's Prayer Circle (we'll be praying once again for Jesus to smite that uppity nigra Obsama Nabama)? I can guarantee a large, solid audience of rapt attention.



I don't know why sister Talitha went and ruined the enlightening direction this thread was going either. All that monk talk wilted my interest too. Let's hope that sister M&M can join us after our Prayer Warrior Circle tonight. I'm sure her personal testimony will prove to be very uplifting.

Zekey likes the woman on woman.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: NUNS. SHOULD THEY BE MADE ILLEGAL?

Zekey likes the woman on woman.

For your information ms. know-it-all, I have been hard at work writing a lengthy Pastoral paper on the abomination of lesbeanism amoungst the young and nubile. My research has taken me into places that might turn even your demon stomach!

Don't try and drag me down into the gutter that you live in.

[lilith]

Re: NUNS. SHOULD THEY BE MADE ILLEGAL?

Sister, I have a rather urgent request. Would you please continue with your testimony? You were just getting to the part that interests many of the True Christian™ Brothers, in our never ending quest to understand the "ups and downs" of what goes on in these hellacious convents full of nubile young lezbean nuns. PLEASE, PLEASE continue your narration, that we might read and re-read (in our prayer closets) the specifics of the perversions you were forced to indulge in. Leave no details out.

Waiting anxiously with a circle of earnest, excited Brothers, faith as hard as a rock for Jesus....

Hurry please!



YIC

--Zeke

Aaah jeez - NOW look what you did,Sister! Got them all stirred up.


"Religious fervour" my....um...elbow. Nothing a cold shower won't sort.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: NUNS. SHOULD THEY BE MADE ILLEGAL?

Forgive me, but if we make nuns illegal won't the Cathylick priests have an excuse for diddling the altar boys? Or is there something I don't understand?

[Talitha]

Re: NUNS. SHOULD THEY BE MADE ILLEGAL?

Forgive me, but if we make nuns illegal won't the Cathylick priests have an excuse for diddling the altar boys? Or is there something I don't understand?

I'd always believed that Priests needed no excuse for Boy diddling, Mama Glendie. They do what comes naturally to them.
Female Cattlickers have always been in a safer position than Boys when it comes to Priests.
Obviously, we'll need a Man to come along and clarify this situation.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: NUNS. SHOULD THEY BE MADE ILLEGAL?

I understand that nuns get a ring when they take their vows and that it signifies that they are married to Jesus. Now with all these nuns married to Jesus it strikes me that at the very least this qualifies as against the laws of bigamy and is reason enough to make them illegal. As to what all this cloistering is all about, I can only hazard a guess as to it being some kind of orgiastic abomination. I'm not sure what else could come from a whole convent of nuns all thinking they are married to the same man.

[Talitha]

Re: NUNS. SHOULD THEY BE MADE ILLEGAL?

I understand that nuns get a ring when they take their vows and that it signifies that they are married to Jesus. Now with all these nuns married to Jesus it strikes me that at the very least this qualifies as against the laws of bigamy and is reason enough to make them illegal. As to what all this cloistering is all about, I can only hazard a guess as to it being some kind of orgiastic abomination. I'm not sure what else could come from a whole convent of nuns all thinking they are married to the same man.

I believe the art of Ring Kissing has been perfected within the Cattlicking Faith and the term "would you like to Kiss my Ring?" is more than a little popular among Priests.

Yet more proof (if needed)

[Jewsef]

Re: NUNS. SHOULD THEY BE MADE ILLEGAL?

This is why i love islam our headscarf wearing woman, covered breading machines. Always protect your machines against pollution from the outside (and one of the benefits, you cant see the bruises from the pedagogic punches).

[Wide-Open]

Re: NUNS. SHOULD THEY BE MADE ILLEGAL?

Nothing a cold shower won't sort.

You do know that's a popular myth, don't you? OK, from reading here you seem to know quite a few unshowered Ukranians, so your vision might be skewed, but still.

All this innuendo, when will it stop?

[Nehima]

Re: NUNS. SHOULD THEY BE MADE ILLEGAL?

I'm having trouble understanding why a -Sister- is saying that nun's should be illegal. As far as I'm aware 'sister' is a name given nun's, it is associated with nuns and catholics.

Are you in fact catholic Talitha?

[lilith]

Re: NUNS. SHOULD THEY BE MADE ILLEGAL?

You do know that's a popular myth, don't you? OK, from reading here you seem to know quite a few unshowered Ukranians, so your vision might be skewed, but still.

All this innuendo, when will it stop?

A "popular myth" huh? And you know this HOW?

I still maintain that a drooling,overexcited moro...um..bloke will cool his ardour when sprayed with an ice cold fire hose.
Don't take my word for it - ask Zeke. I understand he's used a similar method on his furry friend in the basement.