My joo friend

[Brother Temperance]

Re: My joo friend

I think the joos in hell are in charge of butchering and cooking all the pork for the mudslimes to eat. And wear.

And they're also forced to go shopping for the sauces and seasonings that accompany it. And they are forced to always buy name-brand goods, for the cheap supermarket own-brands are always unavailable in Hell.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My joo friend

Where DO jews think they go when they die? I've never thought much about it. Is there a separate Jewish hell?

I think the joos in hell are in charge of butchering and cooking all the pork for the mudslimes to eat. And wear.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: My joo friend

Not to mention them killing Jay'sus.

Dear Friend,

You aren't any sort of Christian if you can't spell J-E-S-U-S.

And the Gileadites took the passages of Jordan before the Ephraimites: and it was so, that when those Ephraimites which were escaped said, Let me go over; that the men of Gilead said unto him, Art thou an Ephraimite? If he said, Nay;

Then said they unto him, Say now Shibboleth: and he said Sibboleth: for he could not frame to pronounce it right. Then they took him, and slew him at the passages of Jordan: and there fell at that time of the Ephraimites forty and two thousand.

-- Judges 12:5-6

Yours in Him,
bab

[Dr. Zaius]

Re: My joo friend

Where DO jews think they go when they die? I've never thought much about it. Is there a separate Jewish hell?

[Harold Law]

I was at my joo friends house the other day. He told me that protestant "Gentile" chillins all go to hell, and that when his daddah passes by a church he mutters under his breath "God save the ignorant" sounds lah'k he's a trying to tell god what to do first O' all! Secondly, are the jews going to be sent to hell for being so self-righteous and jooish? Not to mention them killing Jay'sus.