[MisterM]

Re: 2+2=5 if Jesus Tells Me So

You imply you are on equal footing with god. that's quite a bold statement to make.

Are you completely retard or are you a woman, because you don't seem to understand simple things. We reflect God's word, we follow the Bible to the letter. If we do or say something, it is God's will. So if you criticize us, you criticize God's word = God himself.

YiC, M

[MarÃa Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: 2+2=5 if Jesus Tells Me So

You imply you are on equal footing with god. that's quite a bold statement to make.
You will never, in your wildest dreams, be even remotely compatible to the great and all mighty. Shame on you and your arrogance.

Ironical. Very ironical.

[Monika]

Re: 2+2=5 if Jesus Tells Me So

You criticize us, you criticize God.

You imply you are on equal footing with god. that's quite a bold statement to make.
You will never, in your wildest dreams, be even remotely compatible to the great and all mighty. Shame on you and your arrogance.

[wait_what]

Re: 2+2=5 if Jesus Tells Me So

Sorry, that image didn't quite turn out as I expected.

It's a shame you can't edit your posts. I just wasted posting space.

Can you prove Unicorns exist on earth? They have not been seen once by anyone.

Dragons have been proven, actually. They used to eat tar, so they would have a flame breath.







HAIL HITLER

KILL THE JEWS


You people are piffleing retarded to the point I feel sorry for you. Damn hypocrites.

You can preview your posts, idiot.

Scripture proves unicorns exist.

Dragons eat tar, so that gives them flame breath? Really? So where does the spark come from? Are their top row of teeth flint, and the bottom ones steel?
That's like saying I put oil in my engine so it will burn. No spark gets there, no combustion. Gasoline does not ignite without heat. Neither does any other substance. Please provide source info for this claim.

[Broth3r Past0r J3sus]

Re: 2+2=5 if Jesus Tells Me So

If God has all of the rules in his book, then you cant follow any other rules. A rule of staying clean doesnt mean taking a shower every day (eg). A rule of not accepting hell doesn't imply that hell like objects are rejected. You get the idea. So you contradict yourself.

[Saint Elmo]

Re: 2+2=5 if Jesus Tells Me So

WHAT PART OF GOD MAKES THE RULES DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, YOU PROBABLE LEZZY?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: 2+2=5 if Jesus Tells Me So

*** blah blah blah Can you prove Unicorns exist on earth? blah blah blah ***

In addition to selecting an avatar of a harlot "entertainer" who is marketing sex dolls of herself, you are not familiar with the Bible.

(Deuteronomy 33:17) "His glory is like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the horns of unicorns: with them he shall push the people together to the ends of the earth: and they are the ten thousands of Ephraim, and they are the thousands of Manasseh."

(Isaiah 34:7) "And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness."

Etc. etc.

Please do a little research before making yourself look even more foolish.

Yours in Christ

[Born Again Bob]

Re: 2+2=5 if Jesus Tells Me So

Dear Friend,

You have 5 apples. How can you also have 0 at the same time.

It's called a miracle, Lil' Debbie.

A dead man + 3 days = new life

Water + Jesus's word = wine

a couple loaves of bread + a little fish = a feast for a huge crowd

2+2=5

5 = 0

Whatever God wants!

Yours in Him,
BAB

[NotaSinner69]

Re: 2+2=5 if Jesus Tells Me So



Sorry, that image didn't quite turn out as I expected.

It's a shame you can't edit your posts. I just wasted posting space.

Can you prove Unicorns exist on earth? They have not been seen once by anyone.

Dragons have been proven, actually. They used to eat tar, so they would have a flame breath.







HAIL HITLER

KILL THE JEWS


You people are piffleing retarded to the point I feel sorry for you. Damn hypocrites.

[NotaSinner69]

Re: 2+2=5 if Jesus Tells Me So

-7
(x5)
100-35=
65 / F

SEE ME

Overall, you have some serious work to do before you're ready to be sharing the written word in public. Making that many mistakes in just three sentences qualifies as uniquely bad. If English is not your first language, don't despair. It can be a tough language to master. A few more years of focused training and practice may get you to where you need to be to share the Word of God in a written (or possibly even spoken) format. For now, it might be better to stick with sign language or humming and pointing at a Bible until you get the hang of it.

Anointed By The Blood Of Jesus,
Harry Lester

P.s.
Absolutely BRILLIANT sermon/post, Brother BAB! I will be sharing this with all of my young friends and neighbors!

Sir, I'm sure we all make grammar mistakes once in a while. The OP has many mistakes as well. This isn't a spelling competition, or an English essay. No, this is much simpler. This is a forum filled with retarded trolls, retarded Christians, and people from the outside who try to prove you retards wrong.

It doesn't matter how well he spells/words himself because about half of the Christians on this site make countless mistakes in every post; even if they try to be correct.

[IMG]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhx12di09a1qz6l95o1_500.jpg/IMG]

I could start counting the amount of mistakes you made, but I have a life.

Not only are you a grammar Nazi, but you are a Nazi in general. Do you know what the holocaust was? Do you know how many people died and suffered? Anyone who says they like Hitler and they are a Nazi should be put in a camp for a week to see how it feels like.

I hate ignorant filth like you.

"The most basic logical proposition is the principle of identity, A=A"
It's called the Reflexive Property, and has been proven.

You have 5 apples. How can you also have 0 at the same time.

Show me, and I'll give you all my moneys

The 's' is just for you. I made sure to make almost no mistakes throughout this post just for you, grammar Nazi.

[Saint Elmo]

Re: "It's your fault if I rape you" pamphlets for teen girls

Praise be to God, brother. There may be hope for you yet, assuming you are already one of the chosen of course

[Born Again Bob]

Re: "It's your fault if I rape you" pamphlets for teen girls

INCORRECT. The answer is the LORD.

Dear Friend,

That's not the dumbest thing I ever heard. Read this thread on that very topic.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[Saint Elmo]

Re: "It's your fault if I rape you" pamphlets for teen girls

It is also infinity.

Next?

INCORRECT. The answer is the LORD.

It breaks my heart to see how perverted your thinking is. You should be ashamed of your knee-jerk dependence on flawed human maths and such. It won't help you when Christ comes banging at the door.

Verily, woe unto they who foolishly put their faith in the ways of man, above the LORD. Such folk make me sick. As a True True Christian it is my duty and honor to remind sinners just how very, very, verily darned they are.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: "It's your fault if I rape you" pamphlets for teen girls

As a matter of God-approved fact, yes.

What is the square root of infinity?

It is also infinity.

Next?

[Saint Elmo]

Re: "It's your fault if I rape you" pamphlets for teen girls

As usual, nothing at all.

Any other questions?

As a matter of God-approved fact, yes.

What is the square root of infinity?