Which Box Are You In?

[Born Again Bob]

Dear Friend,

God has two boxes. One is a box made of diamonds, engraved with gold lettering "Landover Baptist". It is bound for glory. The other is a cardboard bin with grease stains. In black magic marker, He has marked it "Everything Else". The denizens of that box have an appointment with damnation.

Choose wisely.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[Free At Last]

Re: Which Box Are You In?

Dear Friend,

God has two boxes. One is a box made of diamonds, engraved with gold lettering "Landover Baptist". It is bound for glory. The other is a cardboard bin with grease stains. In black magic marker, He has marked it "Everything Else". The denizens of that box have an appointment with damnation.

Choose wisely.

Yours in Him,
BAB

The second box has a marker with "black magic"? Count me out of that box and in the Landover Baptist box! Glory!

[Cheshire]

Re: Which Box Are You In?

Hopefully, I will soon be in the glorious Landover box!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Which Box Are You In?

Hopefully, I will soon be in the glorious Landover box!

Hopefully, we will be receiving your generous and robust Love Offering via the Paypal button at the bottom of this page, too.

No Irish pounds, btw. We accept U.S. Dollars only.

[Larry Lee]

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Hopefully, we will be receiving your generous and robust Love Offering via the Paypal button at the bottom of this page, too.

No Irish pounds, btw. We accept U.S. Dollars only.

Of course you're right, Brother. But perhaps -- for Sister Cheshire -- we could take her tithe in trade?

[Cheshire]

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Of course you're right, Brother. But perhaps -- for Sister Cheshire -- we could take her tithe in trade?

I could trade in some of my movies, the more expensive ones..-hmm-

[JennyD]

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I could trade in some of my movies, the more expensive ones..-hmm-

I'm sure the good brother was thinking of pie, not Japanaporn!

[Cheshire]

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I'm sure the good brother was thinking of pie, not Japanaporn!

MM, not the Japanese movies. I've already burned those. I was thinking of several movies that are vintage, therefore expensive, But pies are fine too. I'll find a way around the "No food" ban that's on me.

[JennyD]

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But pies are fine too. I'll find a way around the "No food" ban that's on me.

Oh, yes. I'd forgotten that little detail, forgive me!



You really SHOULD tell that story in your intro thread . . .

[Cheshire]

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Oh, yes. I'd forgotten that little detail, forgive me!



You really SHOULD tell that story in your intro thread . . .

I shall.-heads off-

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I get a little jealous when Pastor Zeke eats other ladies pies.



But, he always tells me he likes my pie the best!

[Deaner]

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Hopefully, I will soon be in the glorious Landover box!

And as is our hope with all good Christian girls; perhaps one day we will see your own glorious box. Godspeed Sister.

[roserougesang]

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I'm opting for the cardboard box, it looks cosier.

[Deaner]

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I'm opting for the cardboard box, it looks cosier.

That's not surprising coming from a Godless slut.