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  • Alphonse Alban
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    Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot

    Originally posted by NanoPlinket View Post
    God did not damn anything.
    Like this?

    Mark 16:16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

    Romans 13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

    Matthew 23:14 Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye devour widows' houses, and for a pretence make long prayer: therefore ye shall receive the greater damnation.

    Just to mention few.

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  • NanoFunk
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    Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot

    @ Wide-Open

    "THERE'S A GODDAMN FOREIGNER ON THEIR "JURY" AS WELL!"

    God did not damn anything. Are you sure you are a True Christian?

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  • Wide-Open
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    Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot

    Originally posted by Juliette View Post
    They are doing it with each other and a dog at the same time?
    Your words not mine, friend. But I wouldn't put it past Simon Cowell to be honest. He's a Brit pretending to be an American. Nuff said.

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  • Juliette
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    Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot

    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post


    Hah.

    A Tranny.

    Guess what:



    No comment.
    They are doing it with each other and a dog at the same time?

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot

    Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
    If someone made a crude photoshopped image of two landover pastors in a homosexual position with each other, would it stand as evidence that landover secretly wants everyone to be gay, if i then found it on a google search?
    Friend, you can toss about all the terrorist threats you like, but disgusting pictures like this one prove nothing!
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  • Hitoshi
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    Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot

    Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
    Japan the richest in terms of individuals.
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  • Wide-Open
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    Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot

    THERE'S A GODDAMN FOREIGNER ON THEIR "JURY" AS WELL! Friends, I can honestly say I would NEVER take part in such an abomination.

    Oh, and let me guess: this one is photoshopped as well? Is it? Huh ?





    Hah.

    A Tranny.

    Guess what:



    No comment.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot

    2 Samuel 22:21
    The LORD rewarded me according to my righteousness: according to the cleanness of my hands hath he recompensed me.

    2 Chronicles 15:7
    Be ye strong therefore, and let not your hands be weak: for your work shall be rewarded.

    Psalm 31:23
    O love the LORD, all ye his saints: for the LORD preserveth the faithful, and plentifully rewardeth the proud doer.


    The United States is the single most powerful and wealthy nation in the world. God has Blessed us over all other nations.

    Rich japs? Please! They live in rabbit hutches and live on rat meat and a half cup of cold rice every day.

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  • Unfalsifiable
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    I do apologise for posting an image that was too big, but it really wasn't photoshopped. I invite users to google "KJV1611 Bible". on google images and find both pictures, the pants one and the panties one, and rationally compare as to which one they think is real. I don't think for one moment any of you seriously believe what you are saying about this image.

    But back to the more pressing issue of the thread, the judges shouldn't be discriminated against because of where God chose to have them live, there is nothing in the bible about white Americans being superior or anything like that. Suggesting America is God's favourite country is also not a valid argument. America has a seperation of church and state - the state doesn't even support christ using its political powers! It has been the victim of many disasters... It is economically falling behind China.. Norway is the country with the highest standard of living in the world, Japan the richest in terms of individuals.
    Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 01-22-2008, 02:22 AM. Reason: blathering deleted

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot

    Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
    Gentlemen, I invite you to view this picture:
    The photo you posted was over sized and you had clearly photoshopped it to add pants. You obviously take us for idiots.

    Expect infraction points for any future such episodes.

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  • Unfalsifiable
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    Gentlemen, I invite you to view this picture:
    Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 01-22-2008, 01:44 AM. Reason: oversized photoshopped image deleted

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot

    Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
    Anyway, I think if you research further you will find such an event - these two gentlemen appearing in public wearing seemingly women's underwear - never happened. Also I believe if you look closer you will see clear signs of photoshopping.
    I have a quote for you: M't:13:15: For this people's heart is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes they have closed; lest at any time they should see with their eyes, and hear with their ears, and should understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them.

    And the next verse is for Brother Hatchet, M't:13:16: But blessed are your eyes, for they see: and your ears, for they hear.


    Amen


    Bathfire E

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  • Old Man Hatchet
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    Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot

    Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
    Anyway, I think if you research further you will find such an event - these two gentlemen appearing in public wearing seemingly women's underwear - never happened. Also I believe if you look closer you will see clear signs of photoshopping.
    That's exactly what the Jews and the liberal media want you to believe.

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  • Unfalsifiable
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    Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot

    Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
    What evidence do you have that the picture is photoshopped? I'll answer the question for you. None. Quit making a fool of yourself.
    Firstly I would like to say I apologise for my original query of your choice to bring this picture into the thread, apparently I was judging the action without taking your reputation in to account.

    Anyway, I think if you research further you will find such an event - these two gentlemen appearing in public wearing seemingly women's underwear - never happened. Also I believe if you look closer you will see clear signs of photoshopping.

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  • One-eyed Jack
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    Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot

    Brother Hatchet, it is an abomination! America has taken these American Idols into their hearts, and in doing so they spit upon the scripture of the Lord!

    And the word of the LORD came unto me, saying,

    Son of man, these men have set up their idols in their heart, and put the stumblingblock of their iniquity before their face: should I be enquired of at all by them? Ezekiel 14:2,3

    So said the Prophet Ezekiel! And what was the portion set out to these lovers of idols? Ask ye the Lord! And ye shall be ANSWERED!

    For thus saith the Lord GOD; How much more when I send my four sore judgments upon Jerusalem, the sword, and the famine, and the noisome beast, and the pestilence, to cut off from it man and beast? Ezekiel 14:21

    The SWORD! Famine! Pestilence! NOISOME BEASTS!

    And yea, I say that of these sore judgments, already we have seen the sword! Remember 9/11! And we have seen the noisome beast, for does not Oprah Winfrey stalk the land like a liberal hippopotamus in a leotard? VERILY!

    And the idols shall be vain, and speak words of vanity. So it is written:

    For the idols have spoken vanity, and the diviners have seen a lie, and have told false dreams; they comfort in vain: therefore they went their way as a flock, they were troubled, because there was no shepherd. Zechariah 10:2

    And so it is seen! Vanity, false dreams, diviners who see only a lie. We have sure word of prophecy. We must deny this great evil amongst us. The idolaters are unrighteous and shall not inherit the Kingdom of God.

    Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

    Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God. 1 Corinthians 6:9,10

    Brother Hatchet, I pray that your wisdom leads God to let down His holiness on Landover. Alone against the tide of trivial television we stand, cross upraised, to stem the idolatrous flood.

    Soldiers of Christ, ARMOR UP!

    ~~ OEJ

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