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Brothers and Sisters, a member of my congregation just told me the most horrifying thing.
She had just returned from a trip with her family to Jamaica. Just off the resort strip there was a club called "Pokemon". She, a new congregant unaware of the demonic associations of Pokemon, thought it would be a good place to take her children.
Upon walking in the door, husband and children in tow, she was shocked to see "down-low" Jamaican men sodomizing one another!
Seems for Jamaicans, "Pokemon" means "Pokey Man". A "Pokemon" is the "top". They have built an entire code-language culture around it, with trading cards to tell the sodomites who the best, most powerful Pokey Men are, and how to contact them!
Once I finished vomiting, I asked her where her husband was. Seems he decided to start a mission in Jamaica.
She had just returned from a trip with her family to Jamaica. Just off the resort strip there was a club called "Pokemon". She, a new congregant unaware of the demonic associations of Pokemon, thought it would be a good place to take her children.
Upon walking in the door, husband and children in tow, she was shocked to see "down-low" Jamaican men sodomizing one another!
Seems for Jamaicans, "Pokemon" means "Pokey Man". A "Pokemon" is the "top". They have built an entire code-language culture around it, with trading cards to tell the sodomites who the best, most powerful Pokey Men are, and how to contact them!
Once I finished vomiting, I asked her where her husband was. Seems he decided to start a mission in Jamaica.
Jesus!
My prayers go out to the children of Jamaica. May their anuses quickly grow calloused and unsuitable for gay rape. 
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