[BelieverInGod]

Re: Crazy scientists: Apple makes your brain go all religious!?

Every I time I think these atheist hippie scientists can not sink any lower, they find a way to sink even lower. There is no limit to their capability of insulting Jesus Christ.

Some insane retards from, surprise surprise, Britain claim that the brain activity related to religious experience is identical to the effect of using Apple products.


I suppose in the minds of these completely insane scientists Hell and Apple's "help" desk are a similar experience as well.

Well many people do talk of the cult of apple....

[Frederick Bloomers]

Re: Crazy scientists: Apple makes your brain go all religious!?

No, John Lenin was a musician (albeit a very confused one). Steve Jobs created Apple.

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I can't find any mentions of the heathen Steve Yobs on this page, only John McCarthy and Paul Lenin, the corrupters of youth from the hardcore punk band The Kinks.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Crazy scientists: Apple makes your brain go all religious!?

There is no verse in the bible that contradicts what I said. Since there is no contradiction, I must be telling the truth. Since I'm telling the truth you must be lying. I just dispelled your entire religion using your own rules.

Yes. Except there is absolutely no logic in that. So if I say something that bible does not contradict, it makes you a liar. Let's try.

Aardvark! Ha ha, you are a liar!

Try again heathen.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Crazy scientists: Apple makes your brain go all religious!?

There is no verse in the bible that contradicts what I said. Since there is no contradiction, I must be telling the truth. Since I'm telling the truth you must be lying. I just dispelled your entire religion using your own rules.

Tell that joke to satan when you meet him in hell. Maybe he'll laugh.

[Jesse Raffield]

Re: Crazy scientists: Apple makes your brain go all religious!?

There is no verse in the bible that contradicts what I said. Since there is no contradiction, I must be telling the truth. Since I'm telling the truth you must be lying. I just dispelled your entire religion using your own rules.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Crazy scientists: Apple makes your brain go all religious!?

I'm a pathetic liar

Spelling corrected.

[Jesse Raffield]

Re: Crazy scientists: Apple makes your brain go all religious!?

Really zoonswoggle?

That's a funny word

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Crazy scientists: Apple makes your brain go all religious!?

God doesn't like it when you lie.

Really zoonswoggle?

[Jesse Raffield]

Re: Crazy scientists: Apple makes your brain go all religious!?

God doesn't like it when you lie.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Crazy scientists: Apple makes your brain go all religious!?

Yes.

I suggest you apologize appropriately or you'll be out of here quicker than e.coli infested semi-digested sardines get squirted out the wrong end of a dolphin in a hurry boy.

[Jesse Raffield]

Re: Crazy scientists: Apple makes your brain go all religious!?

Yes.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Crazy scientists: Apple makes your brain go all religious!?

Those other groups weren't included in the study, so you can't say for sure that they would have a similar reaction.

Are you contradicting me boy?

[Jesse Raffield]

Re: Crazy scientists: Apple makes your brain go all religious!?

So what they're basically saying is that an Applephiliac gets the same brain spasms on seeing Apple products as, say:

-A cathlick fraudster on inventing a vision of MAry in Lourdes, Fátima or wherever else they do this stuff.
-A Jap on seeing a whale.
-A crocodile on seeing a gnu going for a swim
-An Irishman on seeing a free drink sign.

Those other groups weren't included in the study, so you can't say for sure that they would have a similar reaction.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Crazy scientists: Apple makes your brain go all religious!?

Every I time I think these atheist hippie scientists can not sink any lower, they find a way to sink even lower. There is no limit to their capability of insulting Jesus Christ.

Some insane retards from, surprise surprise, Britain claim that the brain activity related to religious experience is identical to the effect of using Apple products.


I suppose in the minds of these completely insane scientists Hell and Apple's "help" desk are a similar experience as well.

So what they're basically saying is that an Applephiliac gets the same brain spasms on seeing Apple products as, say:

-A cathlick fraudster on inventing a vision of MAry in Lourdes, Fátima or wherever else they do this stuff.
-A Jap on seeing a whale.
-A crocodile on seeing a gnu going for a swim
-An Irishman on seeing a free drink sign.

[Jesse Raffield]

Re: Crazy scientists: Apple makes your brain go all religious!?

Apple? Isn't that John Lemon's company? The guy from the Rolling Stone heavy metal band? The one who said he was bigger than Jesus? Those atheistic hippies, backing around that adulterous corrupter of young people. John Lennon does not compare to the Lord himself.

No, John Lenin was a musician (albeit a very confused one). Steve Jobs created Apple.