Crazy scientists: Apple makes your brain go all religious!?

[Cranky Old Man]

Every I time I think these atheist hippie scientists can not sink any lower, they find a way to sink even lower. There is no limit to their capability of insulting Jesus Christ.

Some insane retards from, surprise surprise, Britain claim that the brain activity related to religious experience is identical to the effect of using Apple products.

According to Digital Trends, this scientific delving was for a BBC show called "Secrets of the Superbrands." And it's not as if the BBC can necessarily afford a full-scale, statistically significant examination of Apple-zealots' brains. So the show made do with an examination of one extreme case of Applephilia.

However, the neuroscientists had previously scanned brains of the religiously faithful and saw markedly similar results.
As Alex Riley, the presenter of this fine BBC show, noted: "The Apple products are triggering the same bits of [Brooks'] brain as religious imagery triggers in a person of faith."

I suppose in the minds of these completely insane scientists Hell and Apple's "help" desk are a similar experience as well.

[lukasekman]

Re: Crazy scientists: Apple makes your brain go all religious!?

I think he compare the "faith" in false religions, like Islam, Catlicks, pseudo-Christian Rapture deniers, scientologists and feminists. Apple products are infamous of making people gay, which is a possible effect of other false religions.
There's no way for a scientist to examine the Faith of a True Christian, just diagnose personal disorders, like borderline, fear of dirt, communism, scientology, Islam etc.

Sincerely in Christ, Lukas

[worshiper29]

Re: Crazy scientists: Apple makes your brain go all religious!?

Proves that the end times are near!

[A Theist]

Re: Crazy scientists: Apple makes your brain go all religious!?

Expanding on what lukasekman said, anyone who uses apple computers is clearly unhinged anyway; and as they pray to their false gods to get the damned things to work properly that might have been what the scientists were detecting.

[Greg_the_Cretian]

Re: Crazy scientists: Apple makes your brain go all religious!?

That's a scary thought, shopping not only seeming like a religion, but actually worshipped like a religion in the mind of the shopper. Strange indeed.

[Overseer]

Re: Crazy scientists: Apple makes your brain go all religious!?

Expanding on what lukasekman said, anyone who uses apple computers is clearly unhinged anyway; and as they pray to their false gods to get the damned things to work properly that might have been what the scientists were detecting.

LMAO a PC dude right there apple macs are not the work of the devil... but they might as well be the way they stop working LMAO.

[Frederick Bloomers]

Re: Crazy scientists: Apple makes your brain go all religious!?

Apple? Isn't that John Lemon's company? The guy from the Rolling Stone heavy metal band? The one who said he was bigger than Jesus? Those atheistic hippies, backing around that adulterous corrupter of young people. John Lennon does not compare to the Lord himself.

[Jesse Raffield]

Re: Crazy scientists: Apple makes your brain go all religious!?

Apple? Isn't that John Lemon's company? The guy from the Rolling Stone heavy metal band? The one who said he was bigger than Jesus? Those atheistic hippies, backing around that adulterous corrupter of young people. John Lennon does not compare to the Lord himself.

No, John Lenin was a musician (albeit a very confused one). Steve Jobs created Apple.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Crazy scientists: Apple makes your brain go all religious!?

Every I time I think these atheist hippie scientists can not sink any lower, they find a way to sink even lower. There is no limit to their capability of insulting Jesus Christ.

Some insane retards from, surprise surprise, Britain claim that the brain activity related to religious experience is identical to the effect of using Apple products.


I suppose in the minds of these completely insane scientists Hell and Apple's "help" desk are a similar experience as well.

So what they're basically saying is that an Applephiliac gets the same brain spasms on seeing Apple products as, say:

-A cathlick fraudster on inventing a vision of MAry in Lourdes, Fátima or wherever else they do this stuff.
-A Jap on seeing a whale.
-A crocodile on seeing a gnu going for a swim
-An Irishman on seeing a free drink sign.

[Jesse Raffield]

Re: Crazy scientists: Apple makes your brain go all religious!?

So what they're basically saying is that an Applephiliac gets the same brain spasms on seeing Apple products as, say:

-A cathlick fraudster on inventing a vision of MAry in Lourdes, Fátima or wherever else they do this stuff.
-A Jap on seeing a whale.
-A crocodile on seeing a gnu going for a swim
-An Irishman on seeing a free drink sign.

Those other groups weren't included in the study, so you can't say for sure that they would have a similar reaction.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Crazy scientists: Apple makes your brain go all religious!?

Those other groups weren't included in the study, so you can't say for sure that they would have a similar reaction.

Are you contradicting me boy?

[Jesse Raffield]

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Yes.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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Yes.

I suggest you apologize appropriately or you'll be out of here quicker than e.coli infested semi-digested sardines get squirted out the wrong end of a dolphin in a hurry boy.

[Jesse Raffield]

Re: Crazy scientists: Apple makes your brain go all religious!?

God doesn't like it when you lie.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Crazy scientists: Apple makes your brain go all religious!?

God doesn't like it when you lie.

Really zoonswoggle?