[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Stonehenge glorified

How stupid. The wonders of the world are named for being 'wonders', NOT being 'xtian wonders'.

Here's a valid question, Marshall, if you wanted all wonders of the world to be xtian icons, how many would there actually be?
And think about this really hard.

[Marshall]

Re: Stonehenge glorified

Back to the point. The Stonhenge circle is a world renound Satanic holy place, much like Meccas Hellbox. Because of this fact it should be dismissed from the list. As should any pyramid since they were made by Egyption proto-Satanists.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Stonehenge glorified

One day, Pastor, I just might take you up on that challenge. You claim you can do it? Well, get yourself a video camera if you don't already have one, and videotape this challenge being fulfilled.
If I see you (or a group of people you've given the instructions to) duplicate that in a reasonably short amount of time, then I will stop arguing and agree that I am being, to quote you, an empty-headed fool about this.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Stonehenge glorified

The same heated pool that your servants whisper have unnameable things floating around in there?
Yes, it is a wonder...a wonder that anyone still uses if for swimming and hasn't died!

And Marshall, I'd like to see you and the other TC men, with the same medieval tools as must have been available back then, make a replica of Stonehenge. If you could, then I'll admit I'm wrong about it being a wonder.

You have just lost your challenge. I can make a replica of it using only stone age tools (this is WAAAAAY before the medieval period).

Fortunately you did not day 'duplicate', although it is quite possible that I could endeavour to accomplish that as well. All of the problems with duplicating stone monoliths are engineering problems, not challenges to the physical laws in force in this universe.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Stonehenge glorified

The same heated pool that your servants whisper have unnameable things floating around in there?
Yes, it is a wonder...a wonder that anyone still uses if for swimming and hasn't died!

And Marshall, I'd like to see you and the other TC men, with the same medieval tools as must have been available back then, make a replica of stonehenge. If you could, then I'll admit I'm wrong about it being a wonder.

[Marshall]

Re: Stonehenge glorified

First of all the word "Gods" is offensive.
Second of all, a ring of rough rocks in Briton is hardly amazing. If you want amazing, come over and see my place some time. I have a heated pool.
Those rocks aren't even level. God created that place and was disatisfied with it so He left. The Wiccans and Satanists took it over almost immediately and it has been cursed ever since.

[Poor little Kev (Quarantined)]

Re: Stonehenge glorified

I see no problem with it. It's a wonder because the stones came from many miles away and are gigantic. It's truely amazing from an archetectural viewpoint. Concerning the "mystical" properties of it, there's no chance in hell that some carefully placed gigantic rocks can do magical things. Archetectural-Amazing. Religious-God MUST have done it.

[Marshall]

Re: Stonehenge glorified

Bah. If you're saying 'god built it', what's to stop people saying 'aliens built it'? The latter idea is by far the more plausible one.

I reread the Book of Genesis and saw no mention of Aliens. God created everything in 6 days and rested on the 7th, that is fact. Imagined beings floating around in space with the power to create huge things without leaving a trace sounds a little far fetched don't you think Tinkerbell?

Crafted, built can mean the same thing. And if you think it was the work of your deity, then why would you not want it to be made a national monument?

The Pastor just told you! I just told you! Because Satanists have been fornicating on it for 5000 years! He created Milwaukee too but we don't want Milwaukee representing one of Gods wonders now do we?

Soooo.....all little children carving pumpkins are Satanists? My, my they sure must train em young...and in christian families too old
And gee, I feel so stupid. Here I was thinking pumpkins grew from a seed in the ground! old

The seed grown on Gods Earth. The pumpkin is alive therefore Gods doing, the destruction of that life for Satanic merriment is definately perverting it's intended purpose which is warm pie cooling on a windowsill in my kitchen. Jesus says DUH.

Pastor Al.
I would never allow something bad to happen to my child (or any future child I may have...if I have)

If I may interjeculate here,
Van Helsing...you need Jesus. A LOT of Jesus and real quick too. By casting aspersions upon Jesus Christ and His chosen church you are also condemning your spawn to eternal torment by your side. Think of your baby and contact the Pastor and set up a basic Tin Tithing regimin to begin the long road to redemption. Do it for yourself but most importantly for your child. Jesus is waiting for you in Heaven and He's got a fresh pumpkin pie with your name on it.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Stonehenge glorified

I would never allow something bad to happen to my child (or any future child I may have...if I have)

So, then, you'll teach your child (or any future child you may have) about Jesus? It seems to me that eternal damnation is something bad.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Stonehenge glorified

Lord Almighty. I knew that this thread would draw Mr. Rocks-for-brains like flies to a nigra.

Are you ready to re-accept Jesus, for real this time? Dissolve your sand-eating cult now and repent!! Stonehedge is going to be dynamited into smithereens just as soon as we sweep our all-Republican ticket into office, just a few days from now. Count on it Stonehead.

[Star Finder]

Re: Stonehenge glorified

Stonehenge is a glorious place to dance and sing! It is a great place for feasting and fornication! Open up my pickinic basket and take out the sausage my dear!

and then we sing:

"Baby if you just say you still care
Follow you most anywhere
Roll away the stone, roll away the stone.

And, in the darkest night,
Ill keep you safe and all right
Roll away the stone, roll away the stone

Wont you roll away the stone
Why be cold and so alone?
Wont you roll away the stone
Dont you let it die"

yeaaaaa!


.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Stonehenge glorified

The answere is easy; God knew witches were going to end up using it so He made it look something a wicker would build. What's so hard about that Mss van Hellsmartypants?

Bah. If you're saying 'god built it', what's to stop people saying 'aliens built it'? The latter idea is by far the more plausible one.

I clearly said CRAFTED by witches. Stonehenge was BUILT by God. No mere man could lift such heavy things right at the dawn of mankind. Jesus didn't invent the crane for another few thousand years. It wasn't known as "Stonehenge" until filthy Pagans and Wiccans took it over and perverted Gods intended purpose.

Crafted, built can mean the same thing. And if you think it was the work of your deity, then why would you not want it to be made a national monument?

I suppose so. Here is another example: God builds pumpkins. Satinsts CRAFT them into HELLoween gargoyles to sellebrate the Devil's birthday, promote dental caries and put poor older people into diabetic shock. See the difference?

Soooo.....all little children carving pumpkins are Satanists? My, my they sure must train em young...and in christian families too old
And gee, I feel so stupid. Here I was thinking pumpkins grew from a seed in the ground! old

Here's an even better one. GOD gifted you with a child but, since you deny JESUS, He made it a girl; an empty vessel who will go through life hoping against hope that a good Christian man will fill her with little soldiers before the Mudslums rape her on a streetcorner when she is ten.

Pastor Al.
I would never allow something bad to happen to my child (or any future child I may have...if I have)

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Stonehenge glorified

From dictionary.com:
tr.v. craft·ed, craft·ing, crafts

1. To make by hand.
2. Usage Problem. To make or construct (something) in a manner suggesting great care or ingenuity: “It was not the Chamber of Commerce that crafted the public policies that have resulted in a $26 billion annual subvention to the farmers” (William F. Buckley, Jr.).

Maybe I'm just too pig ignorant to see that he was really suggesting what you're saying between the lines, huh? old

I suppose so. Here is another example: God builds pumpkins. Satinists CRAFT them into HELLoween gargoyles to sellebrate the Devil's birthday, promote dental caries and put poor older people into diabetic shock. See the difference?

Here's an even better one. GOD gifted you with a child but, since you deny JESUS, He made it a girl; an empty vessel who will go through life hoping against hope that a good Christian man will fill her with little soldiers before the Mudslums rape her on a streetcorner when she is ten.

[Marshall]

Re: Stonehenge glorified

I clearly said CRAFTED by witches. Stonehenge was BUILT by God. No mere man could lift such heavy things right at the dawn of mankind. Jesus didn't invent the crane for another few thousand years. It wasn't known as "Stonehenge" until filthy Pagans and Wiccans took it over and perverted Gods intended purpose.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Stonehenge glorified

Umm.....well pardon my ignorance, grand exalted poobahPastor Al, but then why did he write



From dictionary.com:
tr.v. craft·ed, craft·ing, crafts

1. To make by hand.
2. Usage Problem. To make or construct (something) in a manner suggesting great care or ingenuity: “It was not the Chamber of Commerce that crafted the public policies that have resulted in a $26 billion annual subvention to the farmers” (William F. Buckley, Jr.).

Maybe I'm just too pig ignorant to see that he was really suggesting what you're saying between the lines, huh? old

The answere is easy; God knew witches were going to end up using it so He made it look something a wicker would build. What's so hard about that Mss van Hellsmartypants?