Stonehenge glorified

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Stonehenge glorified

Brother Marshall is correct! It wasn't BUILT by witches, but it was taken over by them and turned into a cauldron of evil by SATAN who was jealous that GOD could lift bigger rocks than him. Don't try to slip your demonic tongue in where it doesn't belong, MISSY!

Umm.....well pardon my ignorance, grand exalted poobahPastor Al, but then why did he write

if Stonehenge wasn't crafted by witches then I don't know what was.

From dictionary.com:
tr.v. craft·ed, craft·ing, crafts

1. To make by hand.
2. Usage Problem. To make or construct (something) in a manner suggesting great care or ingenuity: “It was not the Chamber of Commerce that crafted the public policies that have resulted in a $26 billion annual subvention to the farmers” (William F. Buckley, Jr.).

Maybe I'm just too pig ignorant to see that he was really suggesting what you're saying between the lines, huh? old

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Stonehenge glorified

Au contraire, dear Pastor, it does not make sense. For you see, if it were something you thought your god created, why would you be making such a fuss about it being made a national monument? I would think you'd be all for it.

In fact, didn't Marshall say in his post, and I quote:

Brother Marshall is correct! It wasn't BUILT by witches, but it was taken over by them and turned into a cauldron of evil by SATAN who was jealous that GOD could lift bigger rocks than him. Don't try to slip your demonic tongue in where it doesn't belong, MISSY!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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I'm afraid that if you don't have a better explanation and you NOT! er I mean, and you don't, then mine is the most logical and appropriate because it exactly fits our observations!

Au contraire, dear Pastor, it does not make sense. For you see, if it were something you thought your god created, why would you be making such a fuss about it being made a national monument? I would think you'd be all for it.

In fact, didn't Marshall say in his post, and I quote:

This would only lend credibility to Satanism being a "natural" thing. The Bible says we should denounce Witchcraft and if Stonehenge wasn't crafted by witches then I don't know what was.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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THAT'S your glorious explanation? THAT??

I'm afraid that if you don't have a better explanation and you NOT! er I mean, and you don't, then mine is the most logical and appropriate because it exactly fits our observations!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Stonehenge glorified

OK. God was casting about for a place to put Eden. He was at Stonehenge one delightful summer evening and built a hanging garden when the weather went bad and he got depessed, as do all Brits who live in that horrid place. So he walked off and left it.

THAT'S your glorious explanation? THAT??
So the gist I'm getting here is you don't know either, huh.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Stonehenge glorified

OK. God was casting about for a place to put Eden. He was at Stonehenge one delightful summer evening and built a hanging garden when the weather went bad and he got depessed, as do all Brits who live in that horrid place. So he walked off and left it.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Stonehenge glorified

No it isn't. My extensive research into Celtic history has shown me exactly how they did it. But I''m not telling.

They have speculated on how it's done, yes, but do they actually know for sure?
In any case, if you ever did feel like telling, I for one would be interested to hear.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Until the day that someone explains accurately how they built it, I'd say it is a legitimate wonder indeed.

No it isn't. My extensive research into Celtic history has shown me exactly how they did it. But I''m not telling.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Well THIS makes Jesus cry.
As if glorifying witchcraft and Satanism as a holiday wasn't bad enough, now certain people are trying to validate Devilworshipping by naming Stonehenge as one of the "New" Seven Wonders. This would only lend credibility to Satanism being a "natural" thing. The Bible says we should denounce Witchcraft and if Stonehenge wasn't crafted by witches then I don't know what was.
Well I'm disgusted with Briton again whats new.

Until the day that someone explains accurately how they built it, I'd say it is a legitimate wonder indeed.

And besides, what's wrong with that? You xtians have many, many monuments....let other people have theirs.

[Mrs. Rogers]

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The Bible says we should denounce Witchcraft and if Stonehenge wasn't crafted by witches then I don't know what was.

Amen, Brother Marshall. Only a waggle of witchy women would construct something so evil ... and when I say "construct", I mean "have randy men do all the heavy work for them, and reward said men with a romp in the bushes".

A witch's cunning knows no bounds.

[Marshall]

Well THIS makes Jesus cry.
As if glorifying witchcraft and Satanism as a holiday wasn't bad enough, now certain people are trying to validate Devilworshipping by naming Stonehenge as one of the "New" Seven Wonders. This would only lend credibility to Satanism being a "natural" thing. The Bible says we should denounce Witchcraft and if Stonehenge wasn't crafted by witches then I don't know what was.
Well I'm disgusted with Briton again whats new.