Dammed Pastafarians!

[JustGotSaved]

If we dont nip this in the bud, they'll be coming to our shores soon.

We'll be ruled by Pastafarian Law too!

Must be stopped now!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14135523

SOmeone should cut off THEIR noodles and throw it in the disposal!

[New Creation (Recalcitrant)]

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I wonder if I could get my license picture taken in this hat...

http://bit.ly/qkOuQg

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I wonder if I could get my license picture taken in this hat...

http://bit.ly/qkOuQg

Probably not, and that just goes to show:

Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.

Luke 21:17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.

[New Creation (Recalcitrant)]

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That's okay. I have to be wearing a shirt in the picture.

http://www.liveoffensively.com/lo/index.php/shop/shirts/somebody-s-daughter.html

[Jo Freddie]

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We'll be ruled by Pastafarian Law too!

It is not our place or that of any religion to dictate laws, but just as a bit of fun, let us explore that idea.
What would be so wrong with a society biased on The eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"

1. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like A Sanctimonious, Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay. eally, I'm Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn't About Them So Don't Change The Subject.

2. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others. I Don't Require Sacrifices And Purity Is For Drinking Water, Not People.

3. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay? Oh, And Get This In Your Thick Heads: Woman = Person. Man = Person. Samey-Samey. One Is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We're Talking About Fashion And I'm Sorry, But I Gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know The Difference Between Teal And Fuchsia.

4. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go F*** Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off The TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.

5. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach. Eat, Then Go After The B******.

6. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Build Multimillion-Dollar Churches/Temples/Mosques/Shrines To My Noodly Goodness When The Money
Could Be Better Spent (Take Your Pick):

A. Ending Poverty
B. Curing Diseases
C. Living In Peace, Loving With Passion, And Lowering The Cost Of Cable

I Might Be A Complex-Carbohydrate Omniscient Being, But I Enjoy The Simple Things In Life. I Ought To Know. I AM The Creator.

7. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go Around Telling People I Talk To You. You're Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can't You Take A Hint?

8. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses A Lot Of Leather/Lubricant/Las Vegas. If The Other Person Is Into It, However (Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of Mike, Wear A CONDOM! Honestly, It's A Piece Of Rubber. If I Didn't Want It To Feel Good When You Did IT I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something.

and The Random Number of Not Commandments, Suggestions

[New Creation (Recalcitrant)]

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What would be so wrong with a society biased on The eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"

Besides the fact that the author is so blatantly mocking the ten commandments, those were written by mortal men who had no idea what rules or commandments constitute a good, just society.

Read your Bible. It's all in there.

[Jo Freddie]

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This I can agree with....

the ten commandments, those were written by mortal men who had no idea what rules or commandments constitute a good, just society.

As the "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" and "The Random Number of Not Commandments, Suggestions" are a lot closer to what a deity worthy of our love and respect would have us do then what is in that dusty old book written by mortal men you call the bible.

[New Creation (Recalcitrant)]

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a deity worthy of our love and respect...

Isaiah 45:9- Woe unto him that striveth with his Maker! Let the potsherd strive with the potsherds of the earth. Shall the clay say to him that fashioneth it, What makest thou? or thy work, He hath no hands?

[Jo Freddie]

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Isaiah 45:9- Woe unto him that striveth with his Maker! Let the potsherd strive with the potsherds of the earth. Shall the clay say to him that fashioneth it, What makest thou? or thy work, He hath no hands?

Qwerty 2:4 As the Flying Spaghetti Monster said through the Buddha, “Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.”

[New Creation (Recalcitrant)]

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Qwerty 2:4 As the Flying Spaghetti Monster said through the Buddha, “Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.”

Yeah, that will get you into Heaven.

[Seth Dawson]

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Hey now New Creation! That isn't very nice, saying that he won't get into your heaven. You don't see him saying you won't get into his pasta heaven unless you do this and that, do you? Get off your high horse, and maybe educate yourself with the fact that the world is a sphere. Amazing that nobody believes it, on the account that we have high tides and low tides, moon phases, PICTURES, people have seen the earth from outside the atmoSPHERE; and the only thing you people have is biblical accounts written by normal people. Yea, which one is more likely, no wait lemme guess, THE BIBLE!


You see? That was just so rude. This is what you are doing to him. Be kinder please, and we will do the same. Everyone just wants to have a good discussion, amirite?

[Jo Freddie]

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Yeah, that will get you into Heaven.

Yep it will...
Muellers 1:17-18 Obviously, the True Believers shall enter directly, and as customers in no need of reservations. They shall be asked to recount their preferences, and thusly shall those preferences be fulfilled.

[New Creation (Recalcitrant)]

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Hey now New Creation! That isn't very nice, saying that he won't get into your heaven.

I didn't say he won't get into my heaven. He's not getting unto the Heaven.

You don't see him saying you won't get into his pasta heaven unless you do this and that, do you?

Are you serious?

Get off your high horse, and maybe educate yourself with the fact that the world is a sphere.

No it isn't.

Revelation 7:1- And after these things I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree.

Spheres don't have corners.

high tides and low tides

God controls the tides

Job 38:8-11- Who shut up the sea behind doors when it burst forth from the womb, when I made the clouds its garment and wrapped it in thick darkness,
when I fixed limits for it and set its doors and bars in place, when I said, ‘This far you may come and no farther; here is where your proud waves halt’?

moon phases

What does that have to do with anything?

PICTURES

Those are fakes. Ever heard of Photoshop?

Matthew 24:24- For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.

people have seen the earth from outside the atmoSPHERE

The moon landing was a hoax to "win" the Cold War.

Yea, which one is more likely, no wait lemme guess, THE BIBLE!

Which is more likely to be true: secular science that changes so much that textbooks aren't true anymore, or the Bible which hasn't changed a word since God wrote it?

You see? That was just so rude. This is what you are doing to him. Be kinder please, and we will do the same. Everyone just wants to have a good discussion, amirite?

Do you know how you get respect? You show it. Being a godless heathen trolling around Christian forums spouting your delusions about explosions out of nothing millions of years ago is not respectful.

And you are a hypocritical liar. You don't want a good discussion; you want to debate and argue your delusions against our facts then bitch and whine when reality doesn't conform to your imaginary view of the universe.