Don't Buy a Fake Casket

[Johny Joe Hold]

We need a Christian Consumer Protection Law.

A group of Monks, not licensed to make or sell caskets, has ignored Louisiana's laws and sold them anyway. These are not approved caskets.

They went before one of Obama's judge's who said, "Sure. They're fake, but go ahead anyway."

These are boxes made out of sticks. They are not Christian and should be banned.

http://www.religionnews.com/index.ph..._sell_caskets/

[Kristin Marlow]

Re: Don't Buy a Fake Casket

After Jesus (temporarily) died, He wasn't buried in a casket.

Matthew 27:59
And when Joseph had taken the body, he wrapped it in a clean linen cloth,

Considering that these boxes are made by monks from Louisiana, it's a safe bet that there's a big load of smelly rectal demons within each one.

[Jerakk]

Re: Don't Buy a Fake Casket

After Jesus (temporarily) died, He wasn't buried in a casket.

Matthew 27:59
And when Joseph had taken the body, he wrapped it in a clean linen cloth,

Considering that these boxes are made by monks from Louisiana, it's a safe bet that there's a big load of smelly rectal demons within each one.

But Jesus wasn't an ordinary person he was the son of God! He was without sin so he didn't need a casket. Ordinary folk need them though to keep that sin boxed in so it doesn't escape and infect everyone else.

[Brother Enoch]

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But Jesus wasn't an ordinary person he was the son of God! He was without sin so he didn't need a casket. Ordinary folk need them though to keep that sin boxed in so it doesn't escape and infect everyone else.

No, no, no! True Christians are sin-free!

1 John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin .

2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.

Revelation 1:5 And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood

I'm mild-mannered, but if you start calling True Christians™ here sinners you'll be in for a world of hurt.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Better than the ones the spearchuckers make over in the jungles of africa.

[The Disciple]

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I have designed my own and don't mind sharing the concept.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I'd make this suggestion. If your loved one dies, don't tell the Catholic casket monks he/she is a Baptist.

I think the monks would leave nails sticking through to the inside.

[Brother Enoch]

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I think the monks would leave nails sticking through to the inside.

Damn. I knew Catholics like nailing little boys, I didn't know they like nailing corpses too.

[Mistress Cookie]

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The abbey hoped the sales would finance medical and educational needs for more than 30 monks.

And the drugging and later medical expenses of young choirboys, too, I imagine.

The state Board of Embalmers and Funeral Directors issued a cease-and-desist letter before the abbey could sell a single casket. The abbey defied those demands and began selling the caskets anyway

This is the limit! As always, the Catlicks precede lickity split, by their own set of laws, with no respect for legislature or authority.

I wonder if they were so eager to start making the caskets so they could get their hands on the corpses? Or was there something that needed to be smuggled out of the monastery immediately??

[Jerakk]

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No, no, no! True Christians are sin-free!

1 John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin .

2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.

Revelation 1:5 And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood

I'm mild-mannered, but if you start calling True Christians™ here sinners you'll be in for a world of hurt.

Sorry brother, by ordinary folk I was referring to the vast majority of those out there who either aren't Christian or True Christians. I should have been more specific. I by no means meant to insult those of us who are saved and without sin.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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And the drugging and later medical expenses of young choirboys, too, I imagine.

I wonder if they were so eager to start making the caskets so they could get their hands on the corpses? Or was there something that needed to be smuggled out of the monastery immediately??

Mistress Cookie--Your observations are so on the mark. Why should any of us support a business dominated by child molesters?

Everyone should go out today and reserve a industrial casket, made by the Christian business leaders in this country.

This is just one more thing each of us can do to insure our rightful place in the glorious heaven above.

JJH