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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12840

    #1

    Attention "Religious Scholars". Jesus Served White Bread!

    Do you ever get fed up with atheists picking away at our most charished beliefs? I know I do.

    The latest one involves my favorite painting, The Last Supper. I love that painting so much I have it on the wall in the Mayor's Office.

    You would all know it--it shows all the disciples with Jesus in the middle holding a loaf of white bread. The painting is especially poignant because we all know after they eat the white bread he dies for our sins.

    So, now come along some atheist professor who says, "Oh, he would not have been holding a loaf of white bread. It would have been unleavened bread!"

    Unleavened bread??? Unleavened bread is flat bread that comes in a box. You can only buy it at a health food store. Did Jesus send out for some?

    No, Jesus served white bread leavened by yeast. Anyone who thinks otherwise has to be an atheist.

    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
  • Little Donkey
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2010
    • 498

    #2
    Re: Attention "Religious Scholars". Jesus Served White Bread!

    Finally someone has found a "use" for acadmic scholars. I didn't read the elistist propaganda but common sense could have told us the answer without going trillions of dollars into deficit. Well, at least the Australians paid for this pointless excercise so no skin off my nose - all I want from the FED govt is to reduce my EIC tax and keep me protected from the Islamaniacs. And the homos.

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