Today I Went to a Pagan Picnic

[Johny Joe Hold]

I always think part of politics is keeping up with whatever is going on around you.

I read yesterday in the Des Moines Register that today, Sunday, the Pagans were holding a picnic and the public was invited. I put on a little disguise thing and went to the Des Moines park.

If anyone ever wants to see Satan on display, let me reccommend a Pagan Picnic. I don't know where to begin.

Well, purple hair is one place to start. Lots of purple. There were palm readers, tarot card "experts". If you weren't feeling well, you could arrange to see a shaman.

Instead of hymns, they played drums.

The entire experience left me frightened Satan has a hold on the area surrounding Freehold.

JJH

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Today I Went to a Pagan Picnic

I hope you got de-loused before setting foot In Freehold again.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Today I Went to a Pagan Picnic

I am relieved, Mayor, to learn that you do not get out of Freehold much. I have been to Georgia, Tennessee, and Iowa, being extensively traveled, and I can confirm that there is just more of the same: pagan picnics, drum circles, gay infant rape related suicide, divorced single parent families, secular Judaism... the list goes on, but it does not get any better.

So I do not recommend travel outside of Freehold.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Today I Went to a Pagan Picnic

Next time they have one of these 'events', lets organize a visit. The entire populace of Landover can go with each man and male child carrying a bullhorn and a KJV Bible to spread the True Word(r) of God. If we can Save(c) just one, our efforts will be worthwhile.


What kind of food was being served?

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Today I Went to a Pagan Picnic

Your Honor - no offense meant, I’m NOT implying on dementia or excessive use of unGodly substances at all, please - but…

1) Can you replay step-by-step every moment of the unGodly event in your memory? Is there any part of it missing?
2) Has the beverage you consumed left a metallic taste in your mouth?
3) Do you feel an awkward sensation inside of a part of your body that shouldn't be named here?

I’m highly suspicious about such kind of “picnics” - or whatever they call them these days.

YiC

Dan

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Today I Went to a Pagan Picnic

Your Honor - no offense meant, I’m NOT implying on dementia or excessive use of unGodly substances at all, please - but…

1) Can you replay step-by-step every moment of the unGodly event in your memory? Is there any part of it missing?
2) Has the beverage you consumed left a metallic taste in your mouth?
3) Do you feel an awkward sensation inside of a part of your body that shouldn't be named here?

I’m highly suspicious about such kind of “picnics” - or whatever they call them these days.

Mr. Holier--There was a picnic cooler with ice and colas. What was actually in the cola cans I dare not guess.

Needless to say, I did not drink or eat anything there.

JJH

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Today I Went to a Pagan Picnic

Mr. Holier--There was a picnic cooler with ice and colas. What was actually in the cola cans I dare not guess.

Needless to say, I did not drink or eat anything there.

JJH

I praise you for being ready to put up with all the horrors for the Godly cause, your Honor. What a commitment!

I’m glad you took the necessary precaution measures – another proof of your vast experiences on the slippery slope of politics! I heard horrendous stories about such and similar “events” - and investigated some graphical evidences on them as well – before my Redemption, of curse!

YiC

Dan