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Idolatry is Gay
God forces idolaters to become homosexual, according to the infallible King James Bible. That way they are guilty of twice as much sin.
Romans 1:18-27
King James Version (KJV)
18For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;
19Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed it unto them.
20For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
21Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.
22Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,
23And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
24Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
25Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
26For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
No wonder the sin of idolatry is often practiced upon phalluses and ithyphalluses. Men who worship false idols are smitten with rectal cravings, so they begin to incorporate their idolatry into acts of anal sex. They chisel out a penis from stone, polish it up, paint it purple, and pop it in their poop chute! It's no wonder gays are all coprophiliacs, what with the faces of their gods always inside their rectums breathing ass. To gays, eating poop is like a sacrament. That's why most Catholics are gay.
Christ, lead us not into the temptation to worship dildos!
Romans 1:18-27
King James Version (KJV)
18For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;
19Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed it unto them.
20For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
21Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.
22Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,
23And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
24Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
25Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
26For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
No wonder the sin of idolatry is often practiced upon phalluses and ithyphalluses. Men who worship false idols are smitten with rectal cravings, so they begin to incorporate their idolatry into acts of anal sex. They chisel out a penis from stone, polish it up, paint it purple, and pop it in their poop chute! It's no wonder gays are all coprophiliacs, what with the faces of their gods always inside their rectums breathing ass. To gays, eating poop is like a sacrament. That's why most Catholics are gay.
Christ, lead us not into the temptation to worship dildos!
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