[Alterboy]

Re: is Hawaii evil?

I haven't been anywhere near one for 4 or 5 years. How long to these things take to incubate?

MitzaLizalor sometimes evil incubates for forty years! I knew a Godly pastor who started streaking and cursing! The doctors said he had dementia. I believe that to mean "demon possession".

You should be baptised by a true Baptist Christian just to be on the safe side!
Drown that demon with the healing waters of true Christianity!

[Basilissa]

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Sorry for reopening a very old thread, but I have recently been on a business trip to Hawaii. It was deeply disturbing and I can confirm that Hawaii is evil.

1) Writing. The businesses advertise less in American and more in some Japanese/Korean/whatever crap. It did not make me feel welcome - like they want to attract those Asian heathens more than Godly Americans.

2) Language. The locals speak their ungodly dialect even in the presence of American tourists. That makes me feel very uncomfortable - maybe they are laughing at us, and don't want us to know what they are saying. Anyway, don't they know that America is the melting pot where all immigrants (or natives, whatever) are supposed to forget their native tongues and learn to speak proper American?

3) Food. Lots of Japanese and Korean restaurants. I practically starved to death because I was afraid that I would get a plate with something still moving on it. I've been in the most touristy area (Waikiki in Honolulu), and I haven't seen a single McDonald, Pizza Hut, or KFC.

4) Names of places. What kind of names are "Oahu," "Waikiki," etc? That does not sound American! Besides, they cannot even decide on one name. On my way back I had a change of planes on some other island. On my reservation it was "Kahului," on the boarding pass it read "Maui." I asked the guy who gave me the boarding pass and he said it meant the same thing. What?!

5) Music. I don't know about you, but the sound of Hawaiian singing just drives me crazy. And again, they dare to sing in their local dialect.

6) Last but not least, the environment. God had a reason to throw Adam and Eve away from the paradise. We are supposed to work hard and suffer through life (Genesis 3:16-19, 3:23), and not just lie on a beautiful beach waiting for the macadamia nuts to fall from trees. (Or, as it nowadays is the case, rip the unsuspecting tourists off of all their money. On this God forgotten miserable island you have to pay even for the "free" WiFi - which is why I was silent for the last few days).

In summary, I am so glad that I am back in Michigan, where it's raining cats and dogs and they are even forecasting snow within the next few days. The ugly weather allows me to concentrate on what makes God happy, and not getting distracted by sunburn or some volcanoes that nobody cares about anyway.

[Proud Faroese]

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Disturbing and recent news from Hawaii:

http://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/story/15896647/surfers-turtle-ride-causes-outage

http://blog.sfgate.com/hawaii/2011/11/01/surfers-turtle-riding-photo-raises-more-controversy-than-awareness/

What is he doing with the turtle???
I think i know what he's doing

Leviticus 20:15
And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.

[Palmer C. Eldrich]

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There is no way that guy is ever going to make it over a rainbow.

[Nobar King]

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You would think that the Hawaiians would have a decent song about rainbows by now.

[Deaner]

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The native abos are a gruesome bunch. They're all so obese that no one can tell the bucks from the squaws.

They all wear dresses so I guess it doesn't matter.

Did you see that fat slob in proportion to a regular guitar? What a pig. Sounds like he's singing about getting poo-poo on his rainbow. Obvious queer.

[Bible Student]

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Originally Posted by Bible Student
demons that inhabit their restaurants.

I haven't been anywhere near one for 4 or 5 years. How long to these things take to incubate?

I think you are safe, but perhaps it is better to get the opinion of a pastor on this issue.

[MitzaLizalor]

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demons that inhabit their restaurants.

I haven't been anywhere near one for 4 or 5 years. How long to these things take to incubate?

[Bible Student]

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Is Hawaii evil?

I have been to an Hawaiian restaurant. Do they sacrifice the food to idols?

What happens if a Christian eats such food?

Do I need to get saved again?

While we know that it is not what goes into your mouth but rather what comes out of it that will harm you, still you might want to go into your prayer closet for a day or to to protect you from all those demons that inhabit their restaurants. Some of Satan's host might try to persuade you to do unnatural things to your body or tempt you to read sicular literature.

I'll pray to Baby Jesus so that nothing befalls you in the meantime.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Is Hawaii evil?

I have been to an Hawaiian restaurant. Do they sacrifice the food to idols?

What happens if a Christian eats such food?

Do I need to get saved again?

[Proud Faroese]

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[Proud Faroese]

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WHAT!? its really floating around out there?

As far as i can see yes, where is Hawaii on this map?


they arent even on the map of the whole North American continent, which means Hawaii is an Asian country

[mrpibb]

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WHAT!? its really floating around out there?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The native abos are a gruesome bunch. They're all so obese that no one can tell the bucks from the squaws.

They all wear dresses so I guess it doesn't matter.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Dear Lord, that flag looks like a cross between Soviet Britainistan and Nazi Germany!

It is rather unusual. There was a period in pre-communist Australia when river boats flew similar dyslexic efforts

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progeny of mental convicts and psychotic identity crises.

Were there ever convicts in Hawaii?