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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12797

    #1

    New Religion Calls Pigs "Sacred"?

    When you think you've seen every false doctrine the human brain can come up with, another one comes along. Now, some group in the Frozen North of the U. S. thinks killing violates their religious tenets.

    I mean pigs are the smelliest, most filthy animal on the planet. Were it not for pork chops, they would have been banned long ago.

    Their belief system is so whacko they do not dare to reveal it. Thus, it is hidden in bureaucratic language. Make no mistake, it is a religion:

    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
  • Proud Faroese
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2011
    • 509

    #2
    Re: New Religion Calls Pigs "Sacred"?

    Fargo, Minnesota, isnt that like the American Scandinavia?

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    • SUV
      True Christian™ Princess
      The Driving Force behind RA12
      Have at it, anytime!
      • Sep 2006
      • 11027

      #3
      Re: New Religion Calls Pigs "Sacred"?

      Mayor, Sir, it's probably a typo and the pigs are actually "Scared."

      At least they'd better be here around Freehold, Iowa! Yum!

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