money in England has Darwin on it!

[Marshall]

Re: money in England has Darwin on it!

Except the earth isnt old enough to have that happen, thats what we smart folks call"a red flag" or a "fundamental flaw in logic". Darwin was a tool of Satan.

How long have negros been out of Africa and yet they are still basically wild? In spite of white mens attempts at civilizing them and even bringing them to America they still persist in being uppity and violent, they still have dark skin and balloon lips and low brows. Evil-lution is a joke and is impossible for a smart fellow such as myself to buy into.

Common ancestor means a single point in history where all members of the same species are equal. Obviously this didnt occur since monkeys still swing from vines in Africa. It can only mean monkeys and man were created together. My grandfather was not a chimp.

[t3hHoliB1ble]

Re: money in England has Darwin on it!

You inbred maroon. The earth isnt even remotely that old, do you even own a Bible or are you just naturally this stupid?

What does the Darwinist term "common ancestor" mean? Does it mean separate ancestors evilving at different rates or does it mean COMMON ANCESTOR?
So again I ask, as politely as I can, if Darwin is so smart why are their monkeys and gorillas living alongside humans? The only logical answer is that they were all created at the same time by God a little less than 7000 years ago.

No I don't have a copy of the bible. I don't read much fiction.
And like I said
SEPARATE EVOLUTIONARY PATHS
Let me dumb it down for you hicks.
That means that if I take 2 samples of the same species of animal and place it in 2 different habitats, it will adapt over millions of years.
For example, if I took a sample of birds and placed them in the jungle, over millions of years, they would probably grow a more colorful plumage, and develop large beaks to eat larger berries.
If I took the same species, but put it in the Desert instead, they would probably look like vultures after millions of years.
So clearly, a group of apes began to develop intelligence. Soon they lost more hair and began to walk slightly upright. Then they began to use tools, etc etc and now millions of years later, here we are.

[Marshall]

Re: money in England has Darwin on it!

You inbred maroon. The earth isnt even remotely that old, do you even own a Bible or are you just naturally this stupid?

What does the Darwinist term "common ancestor" mean? Does it mean separate ancestors evilving at different rates or does it mean COMMON ANCESTOR?
So again I ask, as politely as I can, if Darwin is so smart why are their monkeys and gorillas living alongside humans? The only logical answer is that they were all created at the same time by God a little less than 7000 years ago.

[t3hHoliB1ble]

Re: money in England has Darwin on it!

If Darwin is right why are there still monkeys?

They are ancestors of an even more primitive form from many many years ago. Monkeys don't spontaneously become humans, it happens over millions of years. There are many many evolutionary paths. Its obvious that sharks evolved from simpler fish, but asking "Why do fish still exist" is just ridiculous.

[Marshall]

Re: money in England has Darwin on it!

If Darwin is right why are there still monkeys?

[t3hHoliB1ble]

Re: money in England has Darwin on it!

Hmmmm if Darwin was wrong, but about all the homo erectus skeletons that we've discovered?

[Bible Student]

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The English hate God so much that they even issued a 2 lb. coin showing Darwin in communion with his monkey god.

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I wouldn't worry too much. They won't last long. Obviously men will not want to go around carrying four pounds of weight in their pockets for just two coins, and most women aren't strong enough to carry that much in their purses. On the other hand they are pretty science fiction mementos.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: money in England has Darwin on it!

The English hate God so much that they even issued a 2 lb. coin showing Darwin in communion with his monkey god.

As a matter of principle, I refused to handle any of the coins that showed Darwin talking to Obama. I was not very popular with secular shopkeepers in 2009.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: money in England has Darwin on it!

Darwin was a great visionary and the inspiration for so many people who investigate things without prejudice towards shoring up obsolete theological nonsense from ancient goat herders.

Tell me friend: does the irony have a stinging sensation, or is it more like an intense heat?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[The Humanist]

Re: money in England has Darwin on it!

Darwin was a great visionary and the inspiration for so many people who investigate things without prejudice towards shoring up obsolete theological nonsense from ancient goat herders.

[Barry]

Re: money in England has Darwin on it!

Our atheist money is truly disgusting and makes any journey to the shops a perilous mission. Can you imagine just how upsetting it can be to receive this ungodly currency in you change? Of course I boycott these filthy dollars and refuse to accept them. I always remember to wear gloves before receiving change from shop assistants to avoid touching this filth, but I do resent the inconvenience of having to don such measures. It is just another hurdle set up by Satan to trip the faithful.

[Proud Faroese]

Re: money in England has Darwin on it!

Think if America still belonged to England, terrible thought right?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: money in England has Darwin on it!

The English hate God so much that they even issued a 2 lb. coin showing Darwin in communion with his monkey god.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: money in England has Darwin on it!

England is indeed blighted by rampant secularism.

Christians are indeed a persecuted minority with no special privileges whatsoever any more for following Jesus!

[Proud Faroese]

Just another proof that England is a very atheist country:



As this is England, they should have have King James or something like that on their money, but instead they choose Darwin