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  • VictoryOS
    True Christian™ Beauty Queen
     
    • Dec 2007
    • 5388

    #16
    Re: Still think video games aren't the work of Satan?

    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
    Second, even a game like this can turn a child who spends his time playing outside, reading the Bible, doing his homework, and praying to Jesus into a game-addicted zombie. Then, he sits before the computer playing all day, becoming bored with converting heathens and starting to kill them. Then he moves on to Grand Theft Auto or Halo or Super Mario Galaxies, and becomes another video-Homer!
    This is true. It's very much like a gateway game.
    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
    in 2016

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #17
      Re: Still think video games aren't the work of Satan?

      Here are some more pre-pubescent S&M dolls from Nintendo:

      Famitsu confirms Disgaea for Nintendo DS in Japan

      As soon as NIS America began showing signs of affection, albeit casual, for Nintendo's touchable portable, hopes began to rise for the company's popular turn-based strategy series Disgaea to make the leap to the small screen. Now, according to CVG (and a crack translation team at AkaYuki), the company's Japanese arm has revealed plans to bring the franchise to the Nintendo DS in the Land of the Rising Fun.

      The report, pulled from the latest issue of Weekly Famitsu, calls the game Disgaea: Prince of the Demon World. While little else has been revealed, the title alone suggests that the game stands a good chance of being a port of the original Disgaea: Hour of Darkness, which centered on Laharl, the Prince of the game's demon-infested anime hell. If true, this would be disappointing, given that it would mark the third pass at the material following last year's remake for the PSP. Then again, maybe being able to physically touch co-star Etna will be enough to inspire another visit to the Netherworld.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • JohnTheEpicFailure
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Mar 2008
        • 4

        #18
        Re: Still think video games aren't the work of Satan?

        You Blasphemy deleted pathetic bible humping monkeyBlasphemy deleted jesus Tallywhackerpenis sucking FREAKS! Video games have nothing to do with SATAN! WHAHA satan isnt real so how can video games have something to do with him!? RETARDS! I bet U if Jesus was real he would have a x-box with Halo 3 and he WOULD PWN$!!@ WHen are any of u acctualy going to live? do u just sit at home and taht fiction book called the bible? FAIL! its the book of lies! all made up Blasphemy deleted trying to get you to live a certain way of life! THINK LOGICALLY... NO ONE CAN WALK ON WATER! Its Phsysically IMPOSSIBLE! and healing blind people and shit buy rubbing them like a faggot?! NOT REAL! Open your eyes! WHEN THEW Blasphemy deleted IS JESUS COMMING BACK!? NEVER! hes not real! what makes ur religon right over all other 10000? Jesus is never comming he is as fake as the easter bunny, father christmas, harry potter, and unicorns! Blasphemy deletedJESUS FAGS FAIL! Live a little plox?

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        • Talitha
          Deaconess
          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2026
          • 15118

          #19
          Re: Still think video games aren't the work of Satan?

          Originally posted by JohnTheEpicFishermen View Post
          Blah Blah Blah
          .................... just because you say so?

          Now, please refrain from swearing or I may have to resort to putting you across my knee.
          Naughty Boy

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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          • JohnTheEpicFailure
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Mar 2008
            • 4

            #20
            Re: Still think video games aren't the work of Satan?

            Wow Talitha u are cute and sexy, wana fuck?

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            • Talitha
              Deaconess
              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2026
              • 15118

              #21
              Re: Still think video games aren't the work of Satan?

              Originally posted by JohnTheEpicFishermen View Post
              Wow Talitha u are cute and sexy, Blasphemy deleted
              Friend, as it stands right now, I am way out of your League.

              Find Jesus and receive Salvation and you may be in with a chance to court me.

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • Captain James T. Kirk
                Boldly exploring his parents' basement - Unsaved trash
                • Jun 2007
                • 155

                #22
                Re: Still think video games aren't the work of Satan?

                Originally posted by JohnTheEpicFishermen View Post
                You Blasphemy deleted pathetic bible humping monkeyBlasphemy deleted jesus Tallywhackerpenis sucking FREAKS! Video games have nothing to do with SATAN! WHAHA satan isnt real so how can video games have something to do with him!? RETARDS! I bet U if Jesus was real he would have a x-box with Halo 3 and he WOULD PWN$!!@ WHen are any of u acctualy going to live? do u just sit at home and taht fiction book called the bible? FAIL! its the book of lies! all made up Blasphemy deleted trying to get you to live a certain way of life! THINK LOGICALLY... NO ONE CAN WALK ON WATER! Its Phsysically IMPOSSIBLE! and healing blind people and shit buy rubbing them like a faggot?! NOT REAL! Open your eyes! WHEN THEW Blasphemy deleted IS JESUS COMMING BACK!? NEVER! hes not real! what makes ur religon right over all other 10000? Jesus is never comming he is as fake as the easter bunny, father christmas, harry potter, and unicorns! Blasphemy deletedJESUS FAGS FAIL! Live a little plox?
                LOL! Buddy! You're not doing our side any favours here! Calm down, learn to spell, watch the language, start making sense! Of course there's no God or Jesus, but we still have to be better than the fundies. Screaming at them isn't going to change their minds, and you just look to be crazy as some street corner preacher will a bullhorn.
                Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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                • Stridex Puss Bucket
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 88

                  #23
                  if videogames are the work of Satan, why are you giving away free nintendo wiis?

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                  • JennyD
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Sweet Placid Sister
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 9567

                    #24
                    Re: Still think video games aren't the work of Satan?

                    Originally posted by Deus Ex Machina View Post
                    if videogames are the work of Satan, why are you giving away free nintendo wiis?
                    We find that when children become Saved(c), they immediately lose interest in those perverted games and return them, still packaged, to the church.

                    The few who do not return them usually sell them on eBay during holiday shopping periods for inflated prices, and give the proceeds to the church.

                    Either way, we turn the tool of Satan into a tool for Jesus! GLORY!
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                    • stanlovesMEsomuch
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 9

                      #25
                      Re: Still think video games aren't the work of Satan?

                      Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                      We find that when children become Saved©, they immediately lose interest in those perverted games and return them, still packaged, to the church.

                      The few who do not return them usually sell them on eBay during holiday shopping periods for inflated prices, and give the proceeds to the church.

                      Either way, we turn the tool of Satan into a tool for Jesus! GLORY!
                      now you're starting to sound like Scientology! Good job!

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                      • JennyD
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Sweet Placid Sister
                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 9567

                        #26
                        Re: Still think video games aren't the work of Satan?

                        Originally posted by stainlurver View Post
                        now you're starting to sound like Scientology! Good job!
                        Do tell, Stain, how exactly do we sound like Scientologists? They don't believe in Satan. Instead, they believe in a sci-fi/fantasy tale written by El Con Hubcap. I believe it's called "Diuretics".
                        www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
                        Huckabee/Palin Gingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!

                        Christian Ladies:
                        Savor your separation in style at the Monthly Visitor!

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                        • Sionisx2
                          On Probation
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 191

                          #27
                          Re: Still think video games aren't the work of Satan?

                          Yup, I'm a what some may call a gamer. Check out my profile, which logs game time when I have the program running (which is whenever my computer is on, and is actively updated)


                          http://www.xfire.com/profile/sionis/
                          Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 03-26-2008, 04:15 AM. Reason: spelling errors fixed

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                          • Sionisx2
                            On Probation
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 191

                            #28
                            Re: Still think video games aren't the work of Satan?

                            Should also be noted that I can play games, maintain my gpa (3.5/4.0), work 20+h/week, and read my Bible (KJV).

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78555

                              #29
                              Re: Still think video games aren't the work of Satan?

                              Originally posted by Sionisx2 View Post
                              Should also be noted that I can play games, maintain my gpa (3.5/4.0), work 20+h/week, and read my Bible (KJV).
                              Video games are the work of satan and turn normal people into queers.

                              I'll pray for you. It sounds like satan has you by the short hairs, pal.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Child_of_ISIS
                                Unsaved trash
                                Under Investigation
                                • Mar 2008
                                • 1

                                #30
                                Re: Still think video games aren't the work of Satan?

                                lol talk about suggestive bs thought tv is the work of the devil too lol this site is funny what type of waco crap are you guys pulling here..

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