Minnesota hates America and God

[Proud Faroese]

Minnesota can join the same league as Utah, California and Oregon in states that hates America and God. Minnesota is basically like miniature of Sweden, Norway, Denmark and Finland. Here is some real life footage from traditions they celebrate in Minnesota:

And here is how they talk like:

Do these people deserve to be American citizens?!

Here you can read about the giant tallywacker that Minnesotans and Swedes are dancing and singing around:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maypole

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Minnesota hates America and God

As further proof of how much Minnesota hates God, I give you "Mystery Science Theater 3000" (MST3K for short).


In this television show, a man and two evil robots spent their time having anal sex. When on camera, they made fun of movies that others had spent millions making, and pinned their hopes and dreams to.

Movies like "The Indestructible Man", starring screen legend Lon Chaney.

They took every opportunity to mock Christianity! In the above-referenced movie, for example:

The main character, played by Lon Chaney, was resurrected from the dead -- a clear reference to Jesus, especially since the character went seeking revenge for sins against him, slaughtering anyone in his way.

When someone on-screen asked who would be silly enough to believe someone could come back from the dead, host Joel Hodgson replied, "Only billions of Christians."

They also mocked human suffering. When Chaney threw one of his enemies from a fifth-floor balcony, and a crowd gathered staring at the body, one of the evil robots inquired, "What are they waiting for, a putty knife?"

The show only ran from 1988 through 1999, but this cult has staying power. Their website continues strong to this day, at http://www.mst3k.com/.

Help me to petition the government to remove this vile Minnesotan filth from the Internet!

I have been watching their entire catalogue, and am shocked at the depravity and filth! Like "Mikey", the obvious transexual "little brother" of gang member Jimmy in the 1960s murder mystery "The Teen-Age Strangler".


This guy/gal. I just wanted to slap it.

In a rare redeeming moment, the cast shouted "Pansygram!" when Mikey rang a doorbell.