Jewish Joke

[Hugh Jass]

Why did hitler cry when he died??

Because god gave him his gas bill!!!

[narrowpathy]

Re: Jewish Joke

Jass,
why don't you introduce yourself properly and get your tithing schedule from our Pastors?

[Dr. Otto Bond Sr.]

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We are not racist here, and your joke is not amusing. I'd watch what I say if I was you, or you could get banned. Why don't you get saved and share some Christian jokes with us.

[Unfalsifiable]

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Galatians 3:28

28There is no longer Jew or Greek, there is no longer slave or free, there is no longer male and female; for all of you are one in Christ Jesus.

[Dr. Otto Bond Sr.]

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Praise Jesus! We've got a boy here who's quoting scripture like it's his native tongue! It's good to see Godly youth in these last days. Glory!

[Brother V]

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I'm not a full blooded jew.

I'm jew-ish.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Why did hitler cry when he died??

Because god gave him his gas bill!!!

Why would you make light of something like this? The gas leak in Hitler's labor camp showers was a tragic accident that cost dozens if not hundreds of lives. Show some compassion.

[Nobar King]

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?



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A canoe is more likely to tip!! lol!


(This joke would work equally as well with 'doctors', if only it rhymed with canoe.)

[Ahimaaz Smith]

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Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: A Jew and an Armenian saw a penny on the ground at the same time.

That's pretty much my all time fave Jew joke. But I know a million of 'em:

Q: New York got all the Jews, New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps. You know why?
A: Jersey picked first.

I hardly think it's racism to tell a few mild jokes about a people who took the burden of killing Christ upon themselves, especially when we hold out the means by which they can remove that stain (along with their other sins). Nothing pleases us more than to bring one of God's chosen people back to God's team. Anyway, I know plenty of Christian jokes, and would be happy to swap those in an appropriate forum.