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  • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

    Originally posted by doohickie the demon View Post
    so thats why you follow god. not because you love him. because your afraid of him. thats hypocritical.
    No, that's exactly what Jesus Himself said to do.
    Luke 12:5
    But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
    and those people go to hell because they choose satain over god. not because god wants them there.
    People who grew up in Africa or China, who never heard of Jesus or Satan (or even satin, the demon fabric), didn't "choose" Satan over God. But they go to Hell because they don't believe in Jesus and follow all of God's Law.

    Catholics do exactly what their priests say, but since their priests say to pray to Mary instead of Jesus, they go to Hell. Did they choose Satan?

    do you realy think god created us just to send us to hell.
    No, God created us to love and worship and serve Him without question. But He gave us free choice, so we could choose to do that, or to be sent to Hell.
    your the one making him sound like a monster.
    I'm telling you what the Bible says. God has the option of just not resurrecting sinners and nonbelievers, but He will resurrect them, giving them no opportunity to change their minds when confronted with His existence, and then He will torture them forever.

    Why would He send everyone who doesn't follow Him into eternal torture, if not because He hates them? Explain that, please.


    Originally posted by doohickie the demon View Post
    or maybe i just enjoy pissing off you cult monkeys.
    Why would we be upset? We're trying to help you know Jesus.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

      and for the record. there is no juggalo religion. juggalos are a group of people joined together by common hatred. hatred tward child molesters, bigots, wife beaters, child beaters and incest. it is that hatred that holds us together. the same hatred that god has for those sins. and yes, if we see that shit happening, we beat the hell out of the person responsable. no one thinks that icp are gods. they just started the juggalos. they started it based on hatred for the sins listed above. were not a cult. were crusaidors.

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      • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

        Originally posted by doohickie the demon View Post
        and for the record. there is no juggalo religion. juggalos are a group of people joined together by common hatred. hatred tward child molesters, bigots, wife beaters, child beaters and incest. it is that hatred that holds us together. the same hatred that god has for those sins. and yes, if we see that shit happening, we beat the hell out of the person responsable. no one thinks that icp are gods. they just started the juggalos. they started it based on hatred for the sins listed above. were not a cult. were crusaidors.
        No, you're just a bunch of violent, hypocritical idiots.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          No, you're just a bunch of violent, hypocritical idiots.
          you want to talk about violence. check your history. the church is no stranger to murder. innocent blood was spilled because they didnt beleive in catholosism. thats part of the reason we separated from the catholic church. and you cant tell me that a child molester dosnt diserve an ass kickin'

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            You really are an idiot. This isn't a Catholic church, so don't label us with their sins.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
              You really are an idiot. This isn't a Catholic church, so don't label us with their sins.

              pay attention. i said thats why we separated from the catholic church. i never said you were catholic i aint labeling you with anyones sins. i know this is a baptist church. i was raised baptist. thats why i said we.

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              • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                Originally posted by doohickie the demon View Post
                you want to talk about violence. check your history. the church is no stranger to murder. innocent blood was spilled because they didnt beleive in catholosism. thats part of the reason we separated from the catholic church. and you cant tell me that a child molester dosnt diserve an ass kickin'
                You are a violent teeny-bopper who ought to be in English class instead of pretending to be a superhero. Can't you be bothered to use a spellchecker? Where are you from, you little retard?
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                  Originally posted by doohickie the demon View Post
                  and for the record. there is no juggalo religion.
                  Liar.




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                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                    You are a violent teeny-bopper who ought to be in English class instead of pretending to be a superhero. Can't you be bothered to use a spellchecker? Where are you from, you little retard?
                    im from a place you refuse to acknowlege the existance of. THE REAL WORLD. aint no one trying to be no damn superhero. i aint trying to get you to like the juggalos. that would be a waste of both of our time. i am simply trying to clear up the misconception the we are our own religion.
                    some juggalos believe in god and some dont. we come in different groups.
                    some are believers and some arent. all we can do is pray for the nonbelievers. that dont mean we have to like them. tell you the truth, there are alot of juggalos i dont like. some uf us act realy retarded. and others are just working class citizens trying to make a living for there families. teeny-bopper? thats such a funny word. you made me laugh. i aint no teen though. and by the way; as long as u can read what im saying, i dont need no damn spellchecker.

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                    • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion


                      understand. these are people who hear the name juggalo and misunderstand its meaning. anyone trying to start a religion from it are just trying to get attention. they just want to be accepted by other juggalos so they make this shit up. do you realy believe every thing you read online?

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                      • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                        Originally posted by doohickie the demon View Post
                        i dont need no damn spellchecker.
                        And we don't need no steenkin' batches

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                        • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                          Originally posted by doohickie the demon View Post
                          im from a place you refuse to acknowlege the existance of. THE REAL WORLD. aint no one trying to be no damn superhero. i aint trying to get you to like the juggalos. that would be a waste of both of our time. i am simply trying to clear up the misconception the we are our own religion.
                          some juggalos believe in god and some dont. we come in different groups.
                          some are believers and some arent. all we can do is pray for the nonbelievers. that dont mean we have to like them. tell you the truth, there are alot of juggalos i dont like. some uf us act realy retarded. and others are just working class citizens trying to make a living for there families. teeny-bopper? thats such a funny word. you made me laugh. i aint no teen though. and by the way; as long as u can read what im saying, i dont need no damn spellchecker.
                          If you aren't a teenager, you are a little kid. "Doohickie the demon"? Give me a break. I'm going to have to ban you, Doohickie. We require posters to be over eighteen on this board.
                          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                          • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                            Originally posted by juggalo4life View Post
                            who r u to tell me where i am going my dad has never done drugs or beat me he has always stayed honest we go to church every week thats how we stayed together through our faith
                            I notice you don't even attempt to claim anything about your crack whore of a mother.
                            Originally posted by doohickie the demon View Post
                            and what lie have i posted? i simply said that there are bad people in all walks of life. listen. i love god. if that isnt enogh for you then mabe you are not a christian at all. you are the heathen
                            Matthew 7:21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

                            Just saying you love God isn't enough, you also need to do His will. Do you really think He wants you to be a juggalo?
                            Originally posted by doohickie the demon View Post
                            look it up your self. its not my job to find these things for you its yours. your responsability. the bible teaches love and forgiveness and anyone who truley seeks forgiveness shall find it in our lord jesus christ.
                            So are you truly seeking forgiveness for your Juggalo ways? It's a good first step.
                            Originally posted by doohickie the demon View Post
                            thats not the point. i dont want my name assosiated with this garbage any longer. i wish do deleat my profile. how?
                            Are you claiming that you're worried about the good name of "doohickie the demon" being ruined? I don't really know how to break this to you, but...
                            Originally posted by doohickie the demon View Post
                            tell you the truth, there are alot of juggalos i dont like. some uf us act realy retarded.
                            Really? Thanks for telling us, we never would have noticed otherwise.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                              Originally posted by Gurl in Glass View Post

                              God hates tards, too;
                              Really? I don't ever recall hearing that.

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                              • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                                Originally posted by certnursesassistant View Post
                                Really? I don't ever recall hearing that.
                                I'm sure no one would be unkind enough to say it to your face.
                                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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