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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323

    #301
    Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

    Originally posted by lilpentecostalgirl View Post
    I dont have any demons!
    Well NOT NOW after we chased them away!
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • lilpentecostalgirl
      Trailer "Christian"
      • Dec 2007
      • 279

      #302
      Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

      Still hear voices

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      • Pastor Al E Pistle
        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 9323

        #303
        Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

        Originally posted by lilpentecostalgirl View Post
        Still hear voices
        Bullshit! Now you are lying and JESUS hates that!
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #304
          Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

          Originally posted by lilpentecostalgirl View Post
          Still hear voices
          Is that what you told the jury after you shot that guy in the spine?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • lilpentecostalgirl
            Trailer "Christian"
            • Dec 2007
            • 279

            #305
            Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

            I NEVER SHOT NO ONE I WAS USING THAT AS AN EXAMPLE BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE IN WHEEL CHAIRS HAS BEEN SHOT IN THE BACK I WOULDNT EVER SHOOT NO ONE UNLESS MY LIFE OR SOME ONE ELSES I LOVED WAS IN DANGER THEN I WOULD IT WOULD BE SELF DEFENCE

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #306
              Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

              Only a juggalo would shoot a quadraplegic in the back as he was wheeling himself away.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • lilpentecostalgirl
                Trailer "Christian"
                • Dec 2007
                • 279

                #307
                Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                NO REAL JUGGALOS WOULDNT PEOPLE WHO WOULD IS A JUGGAHO THERE IS A DEFFERNCE

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                • Wide-Open
                  Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                  A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                  Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 18449

                  #308
                  Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                  Originally posted by lilpentecostalgirl View Post
                  NO REAL JUGGALOS WOULDNT PEOPLE WHO WOULD IS A JUGGAHO THERE IS A DEFFERNCE
                  Dear, you are shouting, and not making much sense. Are Juggahos another false religion?
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • lilpentecostalgirl
                    Trailer "Christian"
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 279

                    #309
                    Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                    SORRY ABOUT ALL CAPITAL LETTERS BUT MY KEYBOARD IS STILL MESSED UP IM SO SORRY A JUGGAHO IS SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO BE A JUGGALO BUT IS NOT ONE

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #310
                      Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                      Sweetie, did you know there is a caps lock key next to 'a'?
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • lilpentecostalgirl
                        Trailer "Christian"
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 279

                        #311
                        Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                        oh ok now my keyboard is messed up when i presses caps on i get lower case i am so sorry all of you had to think i was angry ill have my sweetie pie look at the keyboard when he gets home thank you

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                        • SayvedByTheLord
                          Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2007
                          • 3151

                          #312
                          Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                          Originally posted by lilpentecostalgirl View Post
                          oh ok now my keyboard is messed up when i presses caps on i get lower case i am so sorry all of you had to think i was angry ill have my sweetie pie look at the keyboard when he gets home thank you
                          Hon, you are still not quite getting it. Use the Shift key when you want a capitol letter.


                          Leviticus 26:27-29

                          27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                          28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                          29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                          • lilpentecostalgirl
                            Trailer "Christian"
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 279

                            #313
                            Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                            i tried that it didnt work thank you for your advice though i do apreciate it

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #314
                              Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                              Originally posted by lilpentecostalgirl View Post
                              i tried that it didnt work thank you for your advice though i do apreciate it
                              Girl, your only problem is that you've got demons in you. I'll bet you're lousy with 'em. I'll bet a True Christian Pastor(tm) such as myself could smell 'em a mile away. Those stinkin' demons are the ruination of you, girl!

                              Sell everything you can and cash in your welfare checks and send it all in as a Love Offering. We'll get a team of Tin-tither exorcists out your way just as soon as the check clears.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • psydro the angry coon
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Feb 2009
                                • 2

                                #315
                                Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                                yo yo yo. i just read this bs and i think it is bullshit the way how u wanna be judges go on and talk shit about the lo's. and to the pussy who claimed he was a juggalo. there is no such thing as ( i used to be a juggalo) either u are or u not BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wicked clowns never die! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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