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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #121
    Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

    Originally posted by doohickie the demon View Post
    if god didnt love them he would not give them the chance to be saved.
    What foolishness is this now? Only the Truly Worthy(c) are capable of being $aved.

    He's just a homer! Oh!
    And everywhere he go
    Pastor knows the lies he's tellin'

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    • doohickie the demon
      Unsaved Trash, juggalo demon
      • Dec 2008
      • 23

      #122
      Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

      u sure do have an obsession with queers.

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      • doohickie the demon
        Unsaved Trash, juggalo demon
        • Dec 2008
        • 23

        #123
        Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        God hates juggalos, who are all queer for each other.




        yah. you are obsessed with queers

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #124
          Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

          Originally posted by doohickie the demon View Post
          by the way. learn how to spell.
          That's rich. Do you take your own advice, or do you just like to tell people what to do?
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • doohickie the demon
            Unsaved Trash, juggalo demon
            • Dec 2008
            • 23

            #125
            Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

            im sorry sir. but that comment was not directed at you. mind your buisness

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            • doohickie the demon
              Unsaved Trash, juggalo demon
              • Dec 2008
              • 23

              #126
              Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

              you know what. fuck all of you. your all just a buch of stuck up snobby ass rich bitches. you think you own god. you dont own shit and you dont know shit. god will strike this false ministry down for all the people you brainwash with your filthy propaganda. god save you. if it is right that he should do so. someone just tell me how to deleat my profile and youll never hear from me again. until then. youl just have to put up with me. you filthy ass snobby ass greesy ass devil whores.

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              • doohickie the demon
                Unsaved Trash, juggalo demon
                • Dec 2008
                • 23

                #127
                Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                Originally posted by SUV View Post
                What foolishness is this now? Only the Truly Worthy© are capable of being $aved.

                He's just a homer! Oh!
                And everywhere he go
                Pastor knows the lies he's tellin'

                for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of god.
                its in the bible. look it up. not one soul on earth is worthy of being saved.
                what makes you so special?

                language edited by E.M.

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #128
                  Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                  Originally posted by Gurl in Glass View Post
                  Does that mean the let's-be-men are reproducing now?

                  I thought God hated them so much he made it so they specifically couldn't reproduce! Is science going against God again?
                  Science is ALWAYS against God, Gurl!
                  Originally posted by doohickie the demon View Post
                  not all juggalos are bums i have a full time job doing mantainance.
                  Oh, so you're a janitor. That explains your inability to write coherent sentences.

                  Congratulations on at least finding a way to contribute to society, instead of being another complete loser who exists on welfare.

                  there are more heathens living in mansions than on the street. you look at the homeless and you will see more true christians than in most churches.
                  Really? Can you show us your survey results?

                  jesus christ himself was homeless while on earth.
                  Wrong. He was born into a middle-class family. Read here: http://www.scribd.com/doc/2569/The-Middle-Class-Jesus

                  it is more likeley for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to get into heaven.
                  Many rich people are focused on money instead of on Jesus. Trouble is, most middle-class and poor people are also focused on money (or sex, or drugs, or clown sex) instead of Jesus, and will also go to Hell.

                  Originally posted by doohickie the demon View Post
                  if god didnt love them he would not give them the chance to be saved.
                  If God loved people who don't love Him, don't you think He'd just let them cease to exist when they die?

                  No, that's not what happens.

                  God demands that we love Him, and obey all of His laws. If we do that, then when we are resurrected (read Revelation) we get to spend all of eternity servicing Him in Heaven. If we disobey any one of His laws without repenting (that is, sin), or don't believe in Jesus, then when we die we are resurrected and cast into eternal torment in the lake of fire (Hell) that God created specifically for the sole purpose of torturing those people who don't love Him, or were misled (say, by Catholic priests), or who just never heard of Him (like people in Africa or China).

                  Still think God loves everybody, kid?

                  i had just got home from church(misionary baptist). and i started to cry. because i finaly realized that it takes alot of love to die for the sins of the world. it was not his place. the cross was no place for jesus. he did not diserve it. but he did.
                  True, Jesus wasn't a thief (that's how they punished stealing in those days). However, He is God, and it was His plan all along to temporarily sacrifice Himself and die for three whole days before resurrecting Himself and going back up to Heaven. Why do you think He allowed it to happen? I mean, He turned water into wine, and He made five loaves and two fishes into enough food to feed five thousand people. Why didn't He nuke the Christ-killing Jews who wanted Him executed, unless it was His plan?

                  Originally posted by doohickie the demon View Post
                  you know what. piffle all of you. your all just a buch of stuck up snobby ass rich bitches. you think you own god. you dont own shit and you dont know shit. god will strike this false ministry down for all the people you brainwash with your filthy propaganda. god save you.
                  He already has saved me, son. Wouldn't you like it for Him to save you, too, so you don't have to live as a poverty-stricken janitor, scrubbing public toilets?
                  someone just tell me how to deleat my profile and youll never hear from me again.
                  What, you can't close the browser window and stop coming back?
                  Originally posted by doohickie the demon View Post
                  for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of god.
                  its in the bible. look it up. not one soul on earth is worthy of being saved.
                  FINALLY! You're learning!

                  You're absolutely right!

                  God made humans to be worthless, vile creatures. He hates all of us, unless we beg Him to let us serve Him for eternity. If we refuse to give Him our love and complete, unquestioning servitude forever -- and we can freely choose not to! -- He will torture us for all time in His Hell.

                  We can't stop being human, but we can start giving God the glory for all of His great works! Like the recession (and the coming Second Great Depression), and the hurricane that eliminated most of Galveston, and 9/11. All of these things happened because God allowed them to. Praise!
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • doohickie the demon
                    Unsaved Trash, juggalo demon
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 23

                    #129
                    Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                    God made humans to be worthless, vile creatures. He hates all of us



                    "for god so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son..."

                    where in those words does it say god hates all of us?

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                    • doohickie the demon
                      Unsaved Trash, juggalo demon
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 23

                      #130
                      Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                      [quote=Rev. M. Rodimer;277871]
                      What, you can't close the browser window and stop coming back?




                      thats not the point. i dont want my name assosiated with this garbage any longer. i wish do deleat my profile. how?

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #131
                        Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                        Originally posted by doohickie the demon View Post
                        God made humans to be worthless, vile creatures. He hates all of us



                        "for god so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son..."

                        where in those words does it say god hates all of us?
                        How does the verse end?

                        And how many people before God came as Jesus believed in Jesus?

                        Right, none.

                        And how many people NOW believe in Jesus? How many billions do not, and will be cast into the flames for ever and ever because they don't, or even just because they've not heard of Him?

                        Right. Billions.

                        So how does God torturing all who don't do exactly what He wants forever and ever, instead of just letting them stop being, fit with your bizarre belief that He loves everybody?

                        Is He so desperate for attention and affection that He punishes anyone who won't love Him, all while saying, "I love you, I really do, here, let me light that on fire for you . . . Scream louder, not that it'll change My mind . . . I love you, enjoy the unending torture!"

                        What kind of a sick monster do you think God is?!

                        Originally posted by doohickie the demon View Post
                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        What, you can't close the browser window and stop coming back?
                        thats not the point. i dont want my name assosiated with this garbage any longer. i wish do deleat my profile. how?
                        You cannot delete your profile. And yet you keep posting, which suggests you are nothing but another drama queen looking to make a big, flouncing exit. Sorry, Charlie (or is it Charlene?)! Not gonna happen!
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • doohickie the demon
                          Unsaved Trash, juggalo demon
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 23

                          #132
                          Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                          so thats why you follow god. not because you love him. because your afraid of him. thats hypocritical. and those people go to hell because they choose satain over god. not because god wants them there. do you realy think god created us just to send us to hell. your the one making him sound like a monster.

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                          • doohickie the demon
                            Unsaved Trash, juggalo demon
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 23

                            #133
                            Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post




                            You cannot delete your profile. And yet you keep posting, which suggests you are nothing but another drama queen looking to make a big, flouncing exit. Sorry, Charlie (or is it Charlene?)! Not gonna happen!

                            or maybe i just enjoy pissing off you cult monkeys.

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                            • doohickie the demon
                              Unsaved Trash, juggalo demon
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 23

                              #134
                              Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              God hates juggalos, who are all queer for each other.
                              you are the most childish ass hole i have ever seen

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                              • Nobar King
                                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                Christ's Guardian
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 23748

                                #135
                                Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                                Originally posted by doohickie the demon View Post
                                or maybe i just enjoy pissing off you cult monkeys.
                                The only one here who is getting pissed off appears to be you, DemonDookie. It seems your plan has backfired.
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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