Juggalo - Another False Religion

[JennyD]

Brothers and Sisters -

While driving back to the hippies' estate today from the market, I stopped at a light near the downtown bus station. I saw four young Caucasian males crossing the street. They wore filthy clothes, with the waistline of their pants at about mid-thigh. I assumed them to be homeless, until they passed me.

The backs of two of their shirts had the embroidered word, "Juggalo".

From their appearance, you can understand that I took "Juggalo" to mean "whigger" or "white trash" or "homeless", but I decided to look it up anyway.

Here's what I found! http://www.juggalofaith.com/

They claim in their mission statement:

JuggaloFaith.com was created for the sole purpose of teaching the message of the carnival. We believe this message is the message of the gospels of Jesus Christ. We believe that Christ died on the cross and suffered for our sins, we believe that he was raised from the dead on the third day, and we believe that he ascended bodily into heaven. We recognize that there is valid teachings in other belief systems but the one and only true path to the father and to heaven (Shangri-La) is Christ and Christ alone. We believe that Christ was born from a virgin mother thus being perfectly human and perfectly God.

Yet this "message" is based on the loosely-termed music of the "Insane Clown Posse", a rap group whose concerts are typically fraught with violence, drunkenness, and all manner of depravity.

Now, tell me, do these lyrics sound like they define a loving, Godly Christian who lives a life without sins like fornication, self-sodomy with foreign objects, drunkenness, public masturbation, and teabagging?

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/icpinsaneclownposse/whatisajuggalo.html

ICP (INSANE CLOWN POSSE) LYRICS

"What Is A Juggalo"

[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
Let me think for a second
Oh, he gets butt-naked
And then he walks through the streets
Winking at the freaks
With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What is a juggalo?
He just don't care
He might try to put a weave
In his nut hair
Cuz he could give a f*ck less
What a bitch thinks
He tell her that her butt stinks
And all that

[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
He drinks like a fish
And then he starts huggin people
Like a drunk bitch
Next thing, he's pickin fights
With his best friends
Then he starts with the huggin again
F*ck!

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What is a juggalo?
A f*cking lunatic
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick
Then he jumps out a ten-story window
Oh!

[Chorus (2x)]
What is a juggalo?
A juggalo
That's what it is
Well, f*ck, if I know
What is a juggalo?
I don't know
But I'm down with the clown
And I'm down for life, yo

Southwest? (we juggalos)
Down river? (we juggalos)
Jefferson? (we juggalos)
F*ckin everybody (we juggalos)
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the f*ck up
Get the f*ck the out of here

[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
A dead body
Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like
Anybody that you've ever met before
He'll eat monopoly and sh*t out connect four

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What is a jug..?
What the fu*k? Connect four?
Man that sh*t is whack

[Violent J]
Don't worry about my sh*t
Just rap motherf*cker

What is a juggalo?
He ain't a bitchboy
He'll walk through the hills
And beat down a rich boy
Walks right in the house
When you're having supper
And dip his nuts in your soup, gloop!

[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
Well, he ain't a phoney
He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni
And watch you sit there
And finish up the last bit
Cuz your a stupid a*s dumb f*ckin idiot

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What is a juggalo?
He's a graduate
He graduated from....well
At least, he got a job
He's not a dumb putz
He works for himself scratching his nuts

[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
A Hulkamaniac
He powerbombs motherf*ckers into thumbtacks
People like him till
They find out he's unstable
He Sabu'd your momma through a coffee table

[Chorus (1x)]

I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the f*ck up
Get the f*ck the out of here
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
I figured you wouldn't understand

[Chorus (2x)]

Detroit? (we juggalos)
Cleveland? (we juggalos)
St. Louis? (we juggalos)
Everybody? (we juggalos) [3x]
Fuckin everybody? (we juggalos)
Everybody? (we juggalos)
What is a juggalo?

Christian? I think not.

[Fallen Angel]

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juggalos r wierd. i dun think ne god wants his or her worshipers to dress up and make up like clowns.

[lilpentecostalgirl (Quarantined)]

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My husband used to be a juggalo when he was younger. They make you believe that they are your only family and they focus on everything that is not Christ like. Most believe that it is a gang and they become obsessed with pleasing the gang. Juggalos are a danger to us all. Most are very violent please keep a eye on the youth because more and more of them are becoming members of this gang.

[Nobar King]

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WOW! I thought I had heard of everything, but I have never heard of juggaloos. Thank heavens that they proudly embroider their faith on their shirts; that should make them easy to avoid, as they sound dangerous [insane clowns?!?!].

[lilpentecostalgirl (Quarantined)]

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[quote=Nobar King;153676]WOW! I thought I had heard of everything, but I have never heard of juggaloos. Thank heavens that they proudly embroider their faith on their shirts; that should make them easy to avoid, as they sound dangerous [insane clowns?!?!].[/quote

Yes brother they are! My husband was convinced he was in the gang he believed he needed a chrome platted pistol to show around to gather more of them. Also they have a festevel once a year called the gathering of the juggalos it's a week of madness, and they can get legally married while there. It all makes me so sick. How the whole thing came around is the main one violent j said that God came to him and said that salvation is through the dark carnival.

[Juggle Blow 69]

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WAT THE FUCK!! I am a fucking juggalo and ur all fucking extremist chickens u give christians a bad name hating somebody u think is wrong who is just different and ur ficking haters and dumbasses for thinking that juggalos and lettes are a fucking gang lo's and lette's that are in a gang based on the music or religion arent true juggalos they are freakin posers maybe all u fucking mooks should go lick ur own ball sacks(u to ladies) and shut the fuck up just because somebodys beliefs arent like yours doesnt meen there wrong im only a teenager and i realize how fucking stupid u all sound ii have common sense and know alot about religion politics ect. and u all should realize U R ALL FUCKING HYPOCRITZE!!!!! Fuck you all and ur punk asses will probably just block my account becuse im diiferent than u bitches and if these guys are so fucking blasphemus than y does one of there verses to a song go

"Fuck the Devil! Fuck that shit! We believe in life legit. If you diggin' what we say, why you throw your soul away?"[


URL:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_backmasked_messages

just because they dont believe in god the same way u do doesnt meen there heathen yah i bet u pricks like that devil(BITCHES)

[Juggle Blow 69]

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oh and how cum that wen jesus was called gods son and he talked to god its ok wen he tecnicaly doesnt exist wen Violent j does and he claims to talk to god

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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You don't happen to be related to a retarded goth witch, do you?

[JennyD]

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WAT THE piffle!! I am a piffleing juggalo and ur all piffleing extremist chickens u give christians a bad name hating somebody u think is wrong who is just different and ur ficking haters and dumbasses for thinking that juggalos and lettes are a piffleing gang lo's and lette's that are in a gang based on the music or religion arent true juggalos they are freakin posers maybe all u piffleing mooks should go lick ur own ball sacks(u to ladies) and shut the piffle up just because somebodys beliefs arent like yours doesnt meen there wrong im only a teenager and i realize how piffleing stupid u all sound ii have common sense and know alot about religion politics ect. and u all should realize U R ALL piffleING HYPOCRITZE!!!!! piffle you all and ur punk asses will probably just block my account becuse im diiferent than u bitches and if these guys are so piffleing blasphemus than y does one of there verses to a song go

"piffle the Devil! piffle that shit! We believe in life legit. If you diggin' what we say, why you throw your soul away?"[


URL:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_backmasked_messages

just because they dont believe in god the same way u do doesnt meen there heathen yah i bet u pricks like that devil(BITCHES)

Wow.

You really showed us that juggalos are respectable and loving people with that thoughtful explanation of your faith.





Oh, are you familiar with the concept of "sarcasm"?

Now, please refute what your masters, the "Insane Clown Posse", SAY in describing what a juggalo is, and show us how that means that a juggalo is not gangbanging trash out to hurt others for his own self-aggrandizement.

Thanks!

[JennyD]

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oh and how cum that wen jesus was called gods son and he talked to god its ok wen he tecnicaly doesnt exist wen Violent j does and he claims to talk to god

So you're saying that God doesn't exist, but your Clown Overlord is perfectly sane and rational when he claims to talk to God?

[Juggle Blow 69]

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WAT THE FUCK!!!(again) first of all juggalos dont worshipp ICP they are just juggalos also juggalos are people that follow what they believe and dont give a fuck what other haters like you say about them and ICP uses violence to get there piont across because nobody will listen to anything else and dont say violence is "against god" because there are hundreds of christian extremests that bomb abortion clinics and ok so i cursed alot and called you what u really were that doesnt make me disrespectful u ask anyone that i know parents or kids alike i am very respectful and responsible and a good rolemodel not following bigot bitches like you who ask if im related to Crazy goth witches and no i am saying god exists but im making apiont that u will believ that jesus is the son of god but not that a normal person has talked to him

[Justina Thyme]

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Oh, Lord, not another one...



His mommy and daddy must be so proud.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The DOF has provided proof positive the these juggle-o clowns are queers. Just take a look at this! A clownboy attempting to grope another one in a public toilet. Disgusting!

[Brother Temperance]

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What is a juggalo?
...
He'll eat monopoly and sh*t out connect four

Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ most certainly does not approve of that sort of behaviour!

Yes brother they are! My husband was convinced he was in the gang he believed he needed a chrome platted pistol to show around to gather more of them. Also they have a festevel once a year called the gathering of the juggalos it's a week of madness, and they can get legally married while there.

They can get legally married? Really? I shall pray for President McCain to pass a constitutional amendment banning juggalo marriage, in that case.

just because they dont believe in god the same way u do doesnt meen there heathen

Yes it does. Read this thread. Aaron's sons Nadab and Abihu offered incense to the Lord when He had not specifically commanded them to, and so He killed them for it. In light of that, do you really think He's keen on suburban white boys pretending to be spear-chucking clowns and eating board games?

[Juggle Blow 69]

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The DOF has provided proof positive the these juggle-o clowns are queers. Just take a look at this! A clownboy attempting to grope another one in a public toilet. Disgusting!

EAT SHIT AND DIE!!!! first off fuck off oh yah i forgot you hippocrtical bastards are are against a personal choice of homosexualality and that is y ur against juggalos those who teach equality. Justina ur a juggalo right? back me up the fucking chickens are afraid of anything different and how do you know what the lord aproves of have YOU talked to him because that would make a a crazy lunatic to like u call violent j. How do you know god or jesus wouldnt be a juggalo if they were good people than they would be or wouldnt mind people in these forums calling everything the work of satan have nothing to do in there lives and the other people that do just use this religion as a front to carryout there fucked up beliefs



you all can ask me any questions about juf=ggalos and y they are heathen and i will forum fuck you bitches