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  • #241
    Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

    Originally posted by lilpentecostalgirl View Post
    I dare you to come to my neck of the woods oh right you would get lost sorry!
    Missy, I was raised up just outside of Alma near a town called Mountainberg. I was shooting turkeys before I was five and I can injun through the woods like the wind. We didn't cotton to Pennycostals around there! I ought to come out there and whup the love of JESUS into you pig farmers!
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • #242
      Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

      Oh and the ozarks are at the northern part of the state not were im at

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      • #243
        Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

        Originally posted by lilpentecostalgirl View Post
        Oh and the ozarks are at the northern part of the state not were im at
        Oh! So you are from Oklahoma! That explains a lot!
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • #244
          Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

          This is from ICP's myspace page it might explain some stuff about us to all you hicks:

          How do I become a Juggalo? Can I be a Juggalo?
          [satanic club rules deleted]
          Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 02-16-2009, 12:46 AM. Reason: We do not allow demonic recruiting on God's favorite forum

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          • #245
            Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
            Oh! So you are from Oklahoma! That explains a lot!
            They kiss snakes pastor. They won't live long anyway. Jesus will see to that.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #246
              Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

              Oh and juggalos also listen to other music from psychopathic records, like the osmonds, little richard, peter lemonjello, etc so its not just icp so quit blaming them!

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              • #247
                Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                Originally posted by lilpentecostalgirl View Post
                Oh and juggalos also listen to other music from psychopathic records, like the osmonds, little richard, peter lemonjello, etc so its not just icp so quit blaming them!
                Donnie and Marie Osmond FROM PSYCHOPATHIC RECORDS?!?!?!? LITTLE RICHARD, the QWEEN of Rock & Roll??!?!?! WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?!?!?!?
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • #248
                  Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                  I did not say any of those bands you can get on fagoluvers.net they have the artist on there

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                  • #249
                    Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                    Originally posted by lilpentecostalgirl View Post
                    I did not say any of those bands you can get on fagoluvers.net they have the artist on there
                    Do what now? What kind of website is called "faglovers"?

                    I'm beginning to suspect that you aren't a pentacoastal at all.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #250
                      Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                      faygo is a drink like pepsi icp drinks it and so do most juggalos and its cheap

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                      • #251
                        Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                        Originally posted by lilpentecostalgirl View Post
                        faygo is a drink like pepsi icp drinks it and so do most juggalos and its cheap
                        If ICP set themselves on fire would the rest of you idiots do it too?
                        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                        • #252
                          Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                          Most of us has to buy it because we cant afford name brand drinks sure there are some that can but all the ones i know either drinks faygo or make tea or koolade like we do in my house. And no we wouldnt jump off a bridge were not stupid. ICP uses it at there shows the spray it on the crowed at all the concerts we have faygo fights it's just something we do you will never understand.

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                          • #253
                            Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                            Originally posted by lilpentecostalgirl View Post
                            Most of us has to buy it because we cant afford name brand drinks sure there are some that can but all the ones i know either drinks faygo or make tea or koolade like we do in my house. And no we wouldnt jump off a bridge were not stupid. ICP uses it at there shows the spray it on the crowed at all the concerts we have faygo fights it's just something we do you will never understand.
                            I suppose you are correct. Faygo fights are beyond me. Do you know that God hates Faygos?
                            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                            • #254
                              Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                              OK? So God hates soft drinks? That is the stupidest thing i ever heard. Why does he because you all say they kill unborn babies? Well I got news for you im on nuvaring and we use condoms we make sure there is going to be no baby untill were both 30 so in 5 years.

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                              • #255
                                Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                                Originally posted by lilpentecostalgirl View Post
                                OK? So God hates soft drinks? That is the stupidest thing i ever heard. Why does he because you all say they kill unborn babies? Well I got news for you im on nuvaring and we use condoms we make sure there is going to be no baby untill were both 30 so in 5 years.
                                Five years or fifty years, God hates retarded inbreds, too.
                                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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