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  • Swedish eskimo
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Feb 2012
    • 226

    #31
    Re: Slogans for False Religions

    Swedenborgianism - like mormonism but colder and with more blubber

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    • Jack O'fagan
      With faith as immovable as the Earth
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 4836

      #32
      Re: Slogans for False Religions

      Jehovah Witnesses.

      We're right about blood transfusion. We would stake our children's lives on it.
      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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      I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #33
        Re: Slogans for False Religions

        Catholicism: No idols handy? Try a Saltine(c).
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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