[Jacob the Angry Liar]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

It's the jenkem, definately. I can't even imagine how many brain cells all that fermented sewage gas kills.

and not once have i read the word "juggalo" in the bible as a sinfull way of life sir.

Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; (Exodus 20:4-5)

Worshipping the Juggalo religion is a graven image, as you are worshipping something that is a creation of God rather than the monotheistic God Himself.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

i lead a life that helps others understand love and respect for all people. please dont think i am out every night drinking or using drugs. because i'm not. and though i sin i repent and keep going. and not once have i read the word "juggalo" in the bible as a sinfull way of life sir. its raining here. wow, i love the rain. god bless

You lost such a large part of your brain to drugs that you are no longer capable of rational reasoning. You are going straight to hell . Your parents must be crying about you every day.

[theonetheonlyme]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

If you're one of these juggalosers, then I can assure you that Jesus did not die for you. He died (temporarily) for those who repent, not those who blaspheme.

i lead a life that helps others understand love and respect for all people. please dont think i am out every night drinking or using drugs. because i'm not. and though i sin i repent and keep going. and not once have i read the word "juggalo" in the bible as a sinfull way of life sir. its raining here. wow, i love the rain. god bless

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

a long time ago the loards son died for my sins. for the sin of all woman and men. even that of hate.

If you're one of these juggalosers, then I can assure you that Jesus did not die for you. He died (temporarily) for those who repent, not those who blaspheme.

[Nobar King]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

"the loards son"?

There's so much wrong with that phrase that I'm just going to point it out.

[theonetheonlyme]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

a long time ago the loards son died for my sins. for the sin of all woman and men. even that of hate.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

Amen Brother.

[Nobar King]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

I'd have respect for you if you weren't a clown-faced retard. Grow up and come back when you're ready to praise Jesus the right way.

[theonetheonlyme]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

Hello, my name is Ashley. I am a proud juggalette from California. I am here to say that as I am appalled by the offensive stereotype that you and others have placed upon us. I am not asking to accept us but I am asking you to see that we are people of god as well. And under one god I would imagine that a common respect would be given. Unfortunately the world doesn’t seek peace like our lord commands us. Some don’t understand the message through church or the bible. I understand it through the words of psychopathic records and the juggalo way of life. And just to let you know we aren’t stupid. The only stupidity is hate and negativity. I would say stupid doesn’t apply to a 17 year old college student pursuing her PhD in electronic engineering and applying to MIT next year. I would defiantly say I am an intellectually gifted individual, a proud juggalette and strong in faith.
“The owners of The Landover Baptist Church Forums reserve the right to remove, edit, move or close any thread for any reason.” I know this will upset many. I know what I agreed to in order for the chance to post this. If this is deleted or edit I hope that those of you who read this the way it was written comprehend the feeling behind these words. I do hope the words written on my heart break into your thoughts enough to make you re-examine what is written on your heart and leave man made predidism behind. May respect for all woman and men bloom in your heart. If not then my God help you. I wish you the best.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

first of all, you guys are little tards who are in dire need of a reality check.

Friend, when I need a reality check, I go to my prayer closet and I open up my King James Bible. Praise Jesus.

who will jesus damn? quoted: "HYPOCRITES" i can see you guys clearly are hypocrites for judging other people rather than loving them as god would have wanted you guys to.

Do you know what the word "hypocrite" means? If there was proof that Jesus will damn judges, then you might have a point there.

it is up to god to judge people, NOT you. nor will it ever be your job to judge other people.

I challenge you to support that claim with Scripture from God's Word.

why? because you guys are about as significant as a gnat eating away at a person. you guys are of no significance. you guys are worthless.

That's not very nice. Why are you so full of hate, friend?

you guys are christians or as you guys say ~*~0HS0W0ND3RFULBAPTISTS!!!~*~

Where do we say that?

although, it's okay for me to judge you guys! because after all, i don't believe in the bible!

Why do people who know nothing about the Bible always feel qualified to lecture our Christian community about what the Bible says?

don't bother replying because i will not be coming back here. i just wanted to tell all you guys that you guys are no better than them.

You're factually incorrect here. I'm actually a lot better than a queer hippity-hop clown. That's an empirically verifiable fact of Christian Science.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

first of all, you guys are little tards who are in dire need of a reality check.

who will jesus damn? quoted: "HYPOCRITES" i can see you guys clearly are hypocrites for judging other people rather than loving them as god would have wanted you guys to. it is up to god to judge people, NOT you. nor will it ever be your job to judge other people.

why? because you guys are about as significant as a gnat eating away at a person. you guys are of no significance. you guys are worthless.

juggalos are pretty retarded but your hypocrisy angers me to no end. you guys are christians or as you guys say ~*~0HS0W0ND3RFULBAPTISTS!!!~*~ you guys are supposed to be a damn good example to everyone else but you guys fail in that area.

although, it's okay for me to judge you guys! because after all, i don't believe in the bible! :]

get a piffleing reality check.

don't bother replying because i will not be coming back here. i just wanted to tell all you guys that you guys are no better than them.

motherpiffleers.

Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule of having random sex with strangers in public toilets to drop by God's favorite forum and spew hatred. The Holy Bible says that we are actually Blessed by your persecution. Shout Glory!!

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

[Nobar King]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

you guys are supposed to be a damn good example to everyone else

It's your parents who are supposed to be a good example to you, and it appears that they have failed miserably in this case. You should be angry at them for denying you a foundation in the belief of the true lord, Jesus Christ.

[ohlawd]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

first of all, you guys are little tards who are in dire need of a reality check.

who will jesus damn? quoted: "HYPOCRITES" i can see you guys clearly are hypocrites for judging other people rather than loving them as god would have wanted you guys to. it is up to god to judge people, NOT you. nor will it ever be your job to judge other people.

why? because you guys are about as significant as a gnat eating away at a person. you guys are of no significance. you guys are worthless.

juggalos are pretty retarded but your hypocrisy angers me to no end. you guys are christians or as you guys say ~*~0HS0W0ND3RFULBAPTISTS!!!~*~ you guys are supposed to be a damn good example to everyone else but you guys fail in that area.

although, it's okay for me to judge you guys! because after all, i don't believe in the bible! :]

get a fucking reality check.

don't bother replying because i will not be coming back here. i just wanted to tell all you guys that you guys are no better than them.

motherfuckers.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

The military should use those juggalo conventions as a place to round up these evil trash people and put them to honest hard work to assist in this countries economic recovery. That or working the ovens at a commercial bakery or coal mining. But running about with hatchets, proudly showing and proving they are phlegm disgusts me.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

ahaha
so you dont even have the balls to do what believe is right...

...and i bet you'll be looking down at me laughing at me from heaven? eh? ... attaboy...


and btw i cant stand both your type as well as the ICP type... as i see it both of you are the exactly the same...
i enjoy classical music most...Vivaldi is my favourite composer, and his composition, "andente" is my favourite ...

i have quite a few christian friends... but none of them is as arrogant and smug as you all...

oh well...i m done here...my break is almost over...goodbye forever...

but try to open your minds to this beautiful world that god has created...and try not look at the bad about everything...searching apprehensively for "satan" wherever you look...waiting for "judgement day" so eagerly...waiting all the time to die and go to "heaven"...

when will you life your lives on this beautiful earth...this wonderful world?

bye bye now...

peace.

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