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Brothers and Sisters in Christ,
It brings sorrow to my heart as we are once again reminded of the scourge that is rotting the insides of our nation known as Wicca. Only their pure hatred for the Lord can motivate these creatures to even brave the light of day (let alone the eye of the public), and that's exactly what brought one of these pale porkers to resurface from her blacked out cellar and act as fleshy cavalry at the forefront of Liberalism's neverending civil war on our Lord Jesus Christ.
Ginger Strivelli, one of Wicca's apparent higher heavyweights, was sent into a Devil-driven frenzy when she found out her 12-year-old boy was a Christian when he came home from school with a Bible hidden in his backpack. Wiccans have noses like hounds when it comes to anything edible, so the poor boy was surely given away by handling the Good Book right after finishing his government subsidized school lunch. The skyclad harlot immediatley tossed the Bible in the bathroom closet with the Charmin Ultra, dusted off her only set of plus size clothing and rode the public transit system straight to the Buncombe County School Board of Education.
Needless to say, the school officials were probably shocked and frightened when, as I can imagine, a 300lb woman with froth on her lips and hair as red as the Devil came pounding on their windows and taking an automatic door out of its tracks as she barged in with nothing in mind except proving that there's no space for God left anywhere when there's a Wiccan or two about. They were even more horrified when she showed up with what was reported as "pagan spell books," which most likely included The Satanic Bible, The Audacity of Hope by Barack Obama and the Art of War by Mao Tse-Tung. It was by God's hand alone that this woman can't fit into a car, or else she's surely have shown up with a cauldron full of boiled cats or other such nonsene. The books alone were enough to make the school look at its policies to avoid a curse, but to top it off the woman has the backing of God-hating groups like the ACLU and Emory University.
These are dark times, my friends, and even if there were enough Wiccans out and about to cause snow blindness, it wouldn't brighten anything as far as God is concerned. They've already taken prayer out of education, they're working hard on the Pledge of Allegiance and now a public school can't even keep donated Bibles in the office without the hordes of Satan breaking down the gates. It sickens me as these secular heathens scoff at God and use the American flag as their doormat by rejecting the basic values this country was founded on. I pray for Judgement Day to come, but even if it was tomorrow it wouldn't be soon enough.
I encourage all True Christains to write their Congressman and the Buncombe County School Board of Education to avert this tragedy in North Carolina, or else such tomfoolery could end up right on our doorstep in Iowa.
God bless you all,
Youth Pastor Martin Richards
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