Even the unGodly City of New York is sick of the puling, weepy micks. (I guess Danny Boy doesn't provide for "closure"):
YUCK OF THE IRISH — MIDTOWN PUB BANS "DANNY BOY" TUNE
— New York Daily News headline, March 6, 2008
A Manhattan pub owner has committed what some might call a blasphemy unparalleled in human history: banning the song "Danny Boy" from being played anywhere on the premises for the entire month of March.
And why might anyone want to ban so fine an Irish tune (except for the fact that its words were written by an Englishman), this being so close a time to St. Patrick's Day and all?
Well, says pub owner Shaun Clancy, the song's a stone downer.
Clancy, it is reported, said, "St. Patrick's Day is supposed to be a happy day. Do we have to sing a song that says, 'Come and visit me when I'm dead'? "
She's a bald mary-worshiping lezbean who hates Jesus. What's to like?
Nope...She got excommunicated for being falsely ordained a priest (invalidly) in a schismatic church.
I was thinking you liked her because she tore up that picture of John Paul II on Saturday Night Live once...But I guess you don't now (you can't stand Rastafarians)
Originally posted by Glendora ChristiansonView Post
We probably ought to do more to protect folks from St Patrick's Drunken Day, but here goes...
IRISH FOLKS...
Many Are Catholic
Many Have Red Hair
Drink Un-American Beer
Most Have Lots of B.O.
Spawned Sinead O'Connor
Spawned Sandra Day O'Connor
Can't Seem to Manufacture Anything
Speak Worse English Than Messicans
Get Drunk and Vomit at Funerals of Their Relatives, Who Drank Themselves to Death.
YOUR THOUGHTS???
I thought you liked Sinead O'Connor (Remember what she did on Saturday Night Live?)
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