Lying identity thief blabbers on incoherently

[MartinLutherKingJr.]

Hello my people, this is Martin Luther King Jr. typing on his Macbook from heaven. Black Jesus is sitting next to me while I type this.

He has sent me to purify the idea of Christianity because all it is is just a bunch of racism and intolerance. While I'm doing that, he's letting me all tell you the true religion.

That's right. God disclosing the true religion of this world -- the one that should be followed over all the others.

Want to know what it is?

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Rastafari.


That's right, Rastafari baby. Jah, the emperor of Ethiopia who came up with this religion, was correct. Although I wasn't a Rastafari myself, Jah let me into heaven because I was black.

Me be chillin' wit mah homies like Bob Marley up in heaven.

So I recommend you all change your faiths now since God directly told me this.

Go ahead, hurry up.

[JennyD]

Re: The TRUE RELIGION IS NOTED HERE!

Pastors, I hate to be an "I-told-you-so", but did I not say that exactly this would happen if you allowed Internet access to the slave servants' village?

I said, "Some Negro will think it quite funny to pretend that he is Martin Luther King, Jr., and tell us all that Jesus wants us to smoke dope and beat up queers and never wash our hair again." I said it, and now you see I was correct.

[MartinLutherKingJr.]

Re: The TRUE RELIGION IS NOTED HERE!

Pastors, I hate to be an "I-told-you-so", but did I not say that exactly this would happen if you allowed Internet access to the slave servants' village?

I said, "Some Negro will think it quite funny to pretend that he is Martin Luther King, Jr., and tell us all that Jesus wants us to smoke dope and beat up queers and never wash our hair again." I said it, and now you see I was correct.

Editing your post is editing your freedom -- your life.

You are all the ones going to hell. All of you are intolerant.

It doesn't matter if you don't believe so. You guys are using stereotypes.

Rasta is about peace, it's about having a righteous life. All you do is ruin it with your terrorization of peace and humanity.

If you brand me as anything negative, I can easily blame the Baptist church for being racist, even though you've given me enough evidence already.

Good going. Expect this on the news.

[JennyD]

Re: The TRUE RELIGION IS NOTED HERE!

Rasta is about peace, it's about having a righteous life.

Yes, of course. It's about peace and racism and hatred of white people and queers.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rastafari_movement

The movement emerged in Jamaica among working-class and peasant black people in the early 1930s,[3][4] arising from an interpretation of Biblical prophecy partly based on Selassie's status as the only African monarch of a fully independent state, and his titles of King of Kings, Lord of Lords, and Conquering Lion of Judah (Revelation 5:5). Other characteristics of Rastafari include the spiritual use of cannabis,[3][5] and various Afrocentric social and political aspirations,[3][6] such as the teachings of Jamaican publicist, organiser, and black separatist Marcus Garvey (also often regarded as a prophet), whose political and cultural vision helped inspire a new world view.

If you brand me as anything negative, I can easily blame the Baptist church for being racist, even though you've given me enough evidence already.

Good going. Expect this on the news.

Martin Luther King, Jr. was a SOUTHERN BAPTIST, dimwit.

Now, stop wasting the bandwidth the Pastors provided with your lies and jibber-jabber! It was provided so you and your family of 12 could watch Church services safely at home, where you could spit your watermelon seeds wherever you like, instead of tossing peanut shells at the Tin Tithers!

[MartinLutherKingJr.]

Re: The TRUE RELIGION IS NOTED HERE!

Martin Luther King, Jr. was a SOUTHERN BAPTIST, dimwit.

Now, stop wasting the bandwidth the Pastors provided with your lies and jibber-jabber! It was provided so you and your family of 12 could watch Church services safely at home, where you could spit your watermelon seeds wherever you like, instead of tossing peanut shells at the Tin Tithers!

Ooh, that's cold. Let's see what the media thinks about this.

[JennyD]

Re: The TRUE RELIGION IS NOTED HERE!

Ooh, that's cold. Let's see what the media thinks about this.

Please do let us know which newspaper to watch for that front-page article, Child of Ham.



There's no such thing as bad press, when you're promoting God's Word!

Wouldn't you rather become an Ex-Negro, washed pure and white in the blood of the Lamb?

Our own Remy LeBeau hosts a thread where you can learn all about becoming an Ex-Negro.

[Nobar King]

Re: Lying identity thief blabbers on incoherently

You've been watching too much Rasta Rangi.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Lying identity thief blabbers on incoherently

You've been watching too much Rasta Rangi.

The Maoris have televisions now? Well I never.

[Mr Godwin]

Re: Lying identity thief blabbers on incoherently

. . . typing on his Macbook from heaven . . .

Since when are dead guys allowed into heaven with their Macbooks? It's befuddling. I bought my mother a new Macbook for Christmas to use right here at home in her prayer closet, and she writes about Jesus on hers, not some heathen religion for queers and wingnuts. Not only that, it's befuddling to think some dead guys claim Jesus is black. They must have gone to the wrong place, that's what. Jesus is as white as the driven snow. You get my drift? I'm befuddled, that's all there is to it.