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  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449
    #1

    Facebook turning gay! Using pink!

    Dear Members of our congregation:

    A serious WARNING!




    "AWESOME!!!
    HELLO PINK FACEBOOK!!! and Goodbye BLUE FACEBook!
    Switch Your Facebook to 5 Different colors and themes here:"


    The gays keep pushing their "talking points" down our throats friends.

    Never forget: Landover Baptist Church Forums is the ONLY place on the internet that is 100% guaranteed to be gay-free.*


    (* we can't vouch for the Unsaved Trash, obviously, but they will NOT be able to infect your PC!)
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775
      #2
      Re: Facebook turning gay! Using pink!



      But, what is this "facebook"? Is it a book of faces? Does it glorify God? My husband decides what "rooms" in the internets I will have access to and he hasn't told me anything about this one so I am completely ignorant of such a thing.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Swedish eskimo
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Feb 2012
          • 226
          #3
          Re: Facebook turning gay! Using pink!

          What is a facebook? Does not sound like my kind of book

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